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Five Times Soap Witnessed Drunk Ghost and The One Time He Couldn't by Ineffable_Hannigram
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
21 Jun 2025
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Over the years, Soap has had the honour to witness how Ghost gives way to Simon through the many nights of lightweight lieutenant wrangling.
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Rabbit Season by SomniumOfLight
Fandoms: Rain World (Video Game), Five Nights at Freddy's
21 Jun 2025
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“Don’t you even TRY it, you dick, I’ll stuff this up your -!”
Gregory paused, staring.
The weird cat-salamander thing that had come up behind him, all blue and pink with the biggest purple eyes Gregory had ever seen, stared back, unblinking. He SWORE he could see it vibrating in place, like the rush of a million sugar highs was rushing through its body all at once. It didn’t seem bothered by the rain, water rolling off its back, and the boy felt suddenly, unfairly jealous at it’s obvious lack of discomfort when here HE was, standing there, shivering and miserable and soaked to the bone.
“What the hell are YOU supposed to be?” He snapped.
It squeaked. Gregory stared into those huge eyes, pupils big enough to see his soul reflected back in them, and balled up the old sock and threw it at the thing before bolting off into the rain.
The sock hit him in the back of the head with a wet splat a second later, and the pitter-patter of little paws followed him back to his box.
OR: Gregory adopts/is adopted by a bunch of Slugcats. The animatronics (and Peepaw Afton) are not prepared.
(Now with hopefully funny chapter titles!)
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ETR: Reunified Fragments by LucerFier, MNLAAF_Enclave
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers, Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms, 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game), RWBY, Multi-Fandom, 碧蓝航线 | Azur Lane (Video Game)
21 Jun 2025
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When things are broken apart, they will come back together again.
Whether it be via unexpected peace, or via a war for their very existence, everything, even the most shattered lands, can be brought to bear.
Earth, politically divided and split into old blocs of ideology and religion.
Terra, Oripathy, demons, and Imperial Politics threaten stability.
And Remnant, who is bearing the brunt of the initial fighting.
3 worlds, so different, yet if they come to realize what is worth fighting for, then they will be unstoppable. Against the tide that has come for them. Against the aliens that have come to take their livelihoods away.
That is only when they realize that now is the time.
This story is made in collaboration with @LucerFier
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- Part 1 of Earth, Terra, Remnant | The ETRVerse
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Sublime Biomes (of Beaches, Bushes, and Bogs) by aashimar, yuckbarracuda
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
21 Jun 2025
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Izuku and Katsuki have a beach photoshoot day when a "fan" of Izuku's interrupts and Quirks Kacchan. Izuku can't help but be pleased with the results.
✴️🏖️✳️
“I don’t understand? I thought the Quirk was supposed to make your hair grow?” Izuku asks, stepping in closer, eyes laser focused on Kacchan. No strange mustache or beard. Her eyelashes are the same, pale and long. She pulls the curtain back, shielding them away from anyone that comes to look for them.
“...It did.” Kacchan’s eyes roll downwards, biting her lip. Izuku’s eyes follow, surveying her arms and chest. Nothing amiss there. Lower and lower, down her sculpted waist and stomach. Not even an inkling of a happy trail.
And then, Izuku’s eyes catch it.
How did she ever miss it in the first place?
“Oh. Oh wow.”
“Fucker ruined my Brazillian. And it was fresh, Izuku. That shit hurts. ”
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To Never Let Them Starve Again by shrubsandflowers
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
20 Jun 2025
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Thalia, Luke, Leo, Percy and so many others had gone hungry in their lives. Demigod lives were not easy, not in the slightest, but they were even worse when you went to sleep hungry. Children are supposed to be fed, not sleeping their hunger away. AU - Percy, Nico & Thalia get sent back to Ancient Greece and Percy opens a restaurant. (all 3 cousins are helping)
first fic on ao3 kinda nervous
expect sporadic updates- Language:
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All Kamen Rider and its teams with what we want and don't want to happen. Even if Toei don't do what we like to see.
There are ships you may not like. Titles for specific colors, team position, or shows/theme.
Requests, ideas and asks are welcome.
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- Part 2 of The Toku Misadventure
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Andrew is a snake preacher on most good days. The one time he takes off of work, another snake follows him home, emerald green and huge and wearing the skin of a man. He tries to treat it just the same as the listless little things in his hands- it doesn't work.
(Unfinished writing from 2022, posted in 2025, and now reposted.)
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- Part 1 of unfinished works 𓆟
- Part 11 of Reposted Works - ffishboness
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Was ist Ihr Vergnügen by Anonymous
Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - Brazil 21st c.
21 Jun 2025
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When Soraya, on New Year's Eve, gets stuck on an island in Angra dos Reis, the last person she expects to come to her rescue is her former teacher and Senate colleague, Simone Tebet. And yet there she was on her white horse, or rather, in her speedboat. However, by an unfortunate twist of fate, both end up stranded. Now, cut off from the outside world, the two senators face the challenge of living together, which causes unexplored desires to surface in a poignant way, as well as the silent but violent conflict between accepting them or burying them.
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A collection of short stories about Rod and Nicky learning to live as a married couple.
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Bloodsport by black_lodge
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
21 Jun 2025
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“I’ve gone through three gimmicks since Fire & Desire disbanded. Three! I know you’re fully aware of that being a death sentence. If I have to walk out to Ring of Fire one more time or say howdy to anyone I’m going to slit someone’s throat with my spurs. Perhaps my own.”
Astarion Ancunín was once one of the top wrestlers in the Knights of Faerûn wrestling federation. Now, he's a jobber with nothing to lose. After convincing management to go with one of his original ideas, he transforms into the Vampire Ascendant, an enigmatic vampire lord that makes the crowd fall to their knees.
Valora Feirefitz's world is turned upside down once her small federation is absorbed by the KoF. She then becomes the face Vampire Ascendant's heel. In kayfabe, they're sworn enemies, but out of the ring, their relationship grows into much more than either had anticipated. Something about him draws her in... and she doesn't want out.
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Kaiser:
Shut up you irrelevant losers
I’m stuck in my fucking dorm room
Ness:
*WE are stuck
help
Yukimiya:
what do you mean STUCK
how?
did the door lock jam?
Kaiser:
Lorenzo’s fatass passed out in front of our door
Ive been telling Alexis to just fucking push the door open
BUT HE WONT LISTEN TO ME
Isagi:
HAHAHAHA
LLLLL
Kaiser:
shut the FUCK up
you nasty hairy CUNT
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Ts for some reason has angst
Don’t question itAlso I’m not funny 💔
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The Goo Filled Minecraft Server by SkeeBallCatt22
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, World of Goo (Video Game)
20 Jun 2025
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"For years, there were no Goo Balls anywhere. But now, here they are...! ... on hilltops... in ravines ...oozing up out of the ground ...like no time at all has passed."
And now they're in Hermitcraft!
(Updates every other week (hopefully), featuring goo balls, hermits, and probably an unnecessary amount of dramatics! Update: it gets kinda wild)
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denki's super awesome totally cooltastic birthday adventures (and more!) by realityisweird
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
20 Jun 2025
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Kaminari Denki is an idiot, and his friends at UA are idiots, and his friends from middle school are even more idiotic.
And yet he still hangs out with them, which is a feat in itself.
Or,
29 chapters for each day leading to Denki's birthday! Each even stupider than the last.
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To Never Want Once from the Cherry Tree by DarkCommet
Fandoms: Moon Knight (TV 2022), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
20 Jun 2025
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Steven Grant's life is falling apart.
He's losing time, losing his mind, and inching closer and closer to losing his job. Pills aren't working. The chain isn't working. Steven isn't sure how much longer he can handle living like this... then he runs into a pretty woman after his botched date and keeps running into her, and slowly his life gets a little less hellish until it all goes tits up again.
(or Steven Grant and the Moon boys deserve better, and the universe drops a little ray of sunshine who doesn't know when to quit right in their lap.)
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Wicked Fangs by thekaticorn
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked (Movie 2024), Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman, The Wicked Years Series - Gregory Maguire, The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms
20 Jun 2025
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The adventures of Violet Heart'less Hemorrhoid Sparrow Williams, a vampire witch Tumblr girl attending Shiz University.
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A picture of my own by mutantryr1
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
20 Jun 2025
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He grabbed the sugar and handed it to Bob. Bob grabbed it. Their fingers brushed.
Then John was no longer in the kitchen.
He was in his own bedroom, but there was something strange about the atmosphere. It felt charged, somehow. And then he heard it—an odd sound, like a whimper. John turned around and saw him.
He was lying on John's bed. No clothes, apart from the sweater. John's sweater.
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John starts having strange hallucinations every time he touches Bob. These aren’t the usual depressing, trauma-associated visions, but an entirely new, more intimate kind.
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is it too late to turn around? (i'm already halfway out of town) by star_w
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Black & White | Pokemon Black and White Versions, Pocket Monsters: Black 2 & White 2 | Pokemon Black 2 & White 2 Versions
20 Jun 2025
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The Shadow Triad follow a complex code of loyalty. Everything else in the world comes second to their leader, Ghetsis. After all, he saved their lives. They will live in his shadow forever.
When the Gym Leader Burgh saves a Shadow's life as N's Castle collapses, he creates a paradox. The Shadow Triad serve Ghetsis because of their life debt... and yet now a life debt is owed to Burgh, too. The only choice is for this Shadow to leave her siblings behind, and try to repay the debt as quickly as possible.
Burgh is NOT pleased.
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‘No,’ said Burgh. ‘Oh, no thank you, I do not need a ninja bodyguard, as much as I appreciate the offer you’d best go back to your life of torturing Pokémon, off you go, goodbye.’
Shadow growled. ‘You do not get a choice in the matter,’ she said. ‘My loyalty is supposed to be to Ghetsis, alone and entirely. This is an aberration. Until it is resolved, I will be bound to you. That is not acceptable.’
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The Loud House Revamped: Revamped by sulverteam
Fandoms: The Loud House (Cartoon), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, The New Woody Woodpecker Show (Cartoon 1999), Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, Unbelievable Gwenpool (Marvel Comics), Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
20 Jun 2025
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A guy named Jackson Starkiller and his bunch of misfits return to Earth, move to Royal Woods, Michigan and meet the Loud family, and with that, the universe is changed forever, PREPARE THY BUTTS! JUSTICE HAS A CRAPTON OF NEW FACES!
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Weezer Immortal by Dr4g0nzInSp4c3
Fandoms: Weezer (Band), My Chemical Romance, Green Day
20 Jun 2025
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It's My Immortal but Weezer, sorry.
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Documented Tomfoolery by Anonymous
Fandoms: 헌터는 조용히 살고 싶다 - 백삼 | The Hunter’s Gonna Lay Low - Baek Sam
20 Jun 2025
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[8] I am a master craftsman: I need donation fr
[34] Very Small Miracle: crazy how one of the richest hunters in the world is asking for donation…
[34] Very Small Miracle: How about us low-lives?
[1] J: he
[50] Romantic Opener: What’s that, J? What he?
[11] Shield Guy: Are you in trouble? Do you need help? Where are you?
[1] J: lp
[2] Lee Sa-young: Open the door.
[5] Gyu Gyu: ???????????
[11] Shield Guy: ????????????????????
[8] I am a master craftsman: ??? :0
[6] Honeybee: ?????
[3] Matthew: ?
[50] Romantic Opener: ????
[34] Very Small Miracle: Uhm…?
[4] Jung Bin: …
I noticed there’s no chat fic in this fandom, and since I have a month of free time before college, I’ll make one :P