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Damn You and Your Undignified Caterwauling by GrimyLittleTrickster
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
04 Aug 2013
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Prompt: Scotty fucking Kirk in the engine room and accidentally pressing the speaker with the thrusts of his dick pounding Kirk's ass and everyone on all decks can hear the sound of Kirk moaning like a bitch begging Scotty to go harder.
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L.A. Confidential by kakashispornstash for isengard
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
04 Aug 2013
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Enter Jean Kirstein, a twenty-something trying to survive life as a police officer in L.A. Follow Jean as he grapples with the perils of pining for a girl who's more interested in investigating a homicide than what's going on in his pants - not to mention being forced to strip for his boss to see if his ass matches the one found printed on a busted copier after a disastrous New Year's party, along with other lovely (read: insane) misadventures you would find only in the LAPD. (Fill for SNK's Kink Meme; crack-y Police AU)
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sometimes the blue and red clansmen can't help but wonder if their kings are insane. this is one of those days.
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Captain America gets Pissed by AnonEhouse for blakefancier
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
02 Aug 2013
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Howard finds Steve's frozen body soon after the war ends. Steve is alive, but not ready to wake up. Howard doesn't give up on Steve. He's sure he'll find some way to rouse him.
And he does. Finds several ways actually. And discovers that Steve is just as good at rousing Howard.
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Spencer hated that he was in between the two idiot's houses. For some reason, they thought Spencer wouldn't mind if they used his front yard as a meeting place. Spencer gave up trying to keep them away. Besides, all they did was blow bubbles and giggle at each other.
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A Political Affair by orphan_account
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Political RPF - US 21st c.
26 Jul 2013
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The President of the United States has a loving wife, two beautiful daughters, and the job he's been working for for half of his life.
However, election time has rolled around, and the one person who could put Barack Obama's job in jeopardy is also the one person he can't seem to stop thinking about. -
Trapped in the Eye of the Tempest by Loremaiden
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes (1984 TV)
22 Jul 2013
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Watson stumbles upon impossible demons.
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Claw Your Way Out by folie_a_yeux
Fandoms: Hannibal Lecter Tetralogy - Thomas Harris, Hannibal (TV)
19 Jul 2013
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THE SEQUEL TO SINK YOUR CLAWS IN: Winston isn't prepared for his first hunting trip with Kolya. Abigail isn't prepared for the choices Will forces her to make. And Hannibal isn't prepared for what Winston finds in his kitchen... or, more precisely, who.
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- Part 2 of Kolya and Winston
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The Ascendant Fallen by DruidofMoss (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jul 2013
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It is said that when the Old One breaks free, the Ascendant will Rise and banish him from existence. Born to the Angels Fallen from the Graces of God, raised by the worst of those he would one day save, the Ascendant must rise above his nature and the nurture of his years and become something... more. And he will be known as the Raven of Worth. Formerly Ignorant Bliss.
ABANDONED AND DISCONTINUED - Please feel free to adopt and do whatever if you wish. -
The Macabre Committee by Loremaiden
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes (1984 TV)
18 Jul 2013
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"Vengeance is the order of this meeting, and we are here to decide how best to employ it."
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If You're Going Through Hell by thisisthefamilybusiness
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Hannibal Lecter Tetralogy - Thomas Harris
16 Jul 2013
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“This is my eternal punishment, isn’t it? Being stuck with you acting like a snotty little kid and endless fucking bowls of beanie-weenies and the Weather Channel and televangelists.” Will pinches the bridge of his nose between his thumb and forefinger, inhaling slowly and trying to tune Hannibal out. He knew what happened when he killed himself in Hell, maybe he should investigate what happened when he killed Hannibal in Hell.
Fill for the following prompt on HannibalKink: "Hannibal and Will meet again in the afterlife. Take this wherever you want."
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Cold Nose, Warm Heart by AnonEhouse
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (2012)
13 Jul 2013
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Tony Stark's been raised by Arctic wolves after an abortive kidnapping when he was three. Thirteen years later he discovers a frozen super soldier and tries in his wolfish, wordless, way to convince Steve to be his mate. When this fails, and it's obvious Steve can't survive as a wolf, Tony makes the sacrifice of returning Steve to civilization--- but Tony didn't mean to get dragged back, too!
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In the rain by lluviathewolf
Fandoms: Rozen Maiden, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
12 Jul 2013
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An odd couple meet in the rain
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 316
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
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Deidara has severe allergies and no one knows why. There's a large monsoon outside preventing them from getting help. Now it's up to everyone else to find the source of his allergies and stop them before they get worse.
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Fan-tastic! by of_adolmulch (purplesoil)
Fandoms: Vocaloid, THE iDOLM@STER, ドリームクラブ ZERO | DREAM C CLUB ZERO
08 Jul 2013
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Rinto and Lenka are Rin's and Len's biggest fans!
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- Part 37 of Tri-Berry JAMS
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- English
- Words:
- 590
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
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“My brother has borne several children in the past,” Thor says. When none of the Avengers say anything in response, instead electing to stare at him in horror, he seems confused. “Did you not know of this?”
“I think I speak for all of us when I say, what the hell, man?” Clint says, doing something vaguely threatening with the salt shaker from the center of the table. “Your brother is just. So messed up, Thor.”
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Be Dead by BoyOneder for LittleWolf69
Fandoms: Warm Bodies - All Media Types, The Walking Dead & Related Fandoms
01 Jul 2013
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Rick gets separated from Daryl and Glenn while hunting for dinner. He has no ammo and he's lost. While stumbling through the woods, Rick eventually gets himself cornered by a walker that appears to be anything but. Rick, more or less, becomes curious.
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On the Shore by neverwheredreamer (clutzycricket)
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jun 2013
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No matter how unlikely it is, it's nice to have a hand to hold when the world is heading for hell. (A series of one shots, describing the life of the Hogwarts Crowd.)
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- Part 3 of Lions and Dragons and Wolves Oh My
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Trade by of_adolmulch (purplesoil)
Fandoms: THE iDOLM@STER, ドリームクラブ ZERO | DREAM C CLUB ZERO
28 Jun 2013
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Hibiki and Reika compete against each other in Keru-Keru Kitchen!
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- Part 21 of Honey-Lemon JAMS
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- English
- Words:
- 2,033
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Hits:
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Falling Without a Parachute by musegaarid
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, James Bond - All Media Types
23 Jun 2013
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James Bond is having a hell of a time in his most controversial adventure.