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“Kuroo-san, please,” Kei gasped. Tetsurou was behind him, working his nipples between calloused fingers, his cock sliding slick and slow between Kei’s thighs.
“Let me give you your medicine,” Kuroo murmured, his hips rolling forward. Kei could feel his grin against his neck and his breath hitched with a sharp, helpless sound, “My dick will make you feel all better; I promise, I have a magical dick.”
“I don’t think that’s how that works, idiot,” Kei bit back, though the way he pushed back betrayed him. “Let me go, let me sleep.”
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Kuroo isn't the only one with a Magical Dick.
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It's a slow fire, of sorts... by RynRose4
Fandoms: The Marvels (Movie 2023), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics)
16 Jun 2025
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“How did you and Carol meet anyway?”
“It's… kind of a long story.”
“Good thing three of us are effectively immortal and two of us live for the slow fire.”
“It's burn, actually. Slow burn. Now tell me everything.”Or: how ValCarol got together
(As told by Brunnhilde. With interjections from a horde of superhero teens who cannot drink, copious amounts of side-eye from bonus/step/??? children (cough, cough, Monica), and excerpts from a variety of other Avengers who live for the drama and refuse to spike brownies.)
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- Part 1 of It's a Slow Fire of Sorts...
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What if a bunch of talented imps decided to defy Hell's natural hierarchy and try to make a name for themselves? That's the concept Keep has pitched to the Vees for a new show, Helluva Boss. And to make it even more immersive for viewers and actors alike, the main characters will be given the same name and similar background elements as their actors...
(Admittedly, she was hungover when she pitched this idea, but Valentino seemed to appreciate it, so why not?)
That's not to say that the characters are exactly like their actors, though...
Sweet, shy, nerdy librarian Blitz has had a crush on Stolas Goetia for years. Not only is the guy gorgeous, but he's chosen to turn his back on his Royal family to become an actor. Needless to say, when Blitz is hired to play the Prince's lover, the irony of the situation is not lost on him.
But he can play the part and bury that stupid crush deep inside.
Never mind that Stolas turns out to be a good guy behind his bad-boy-fresh-out-of-rehab facade. Or that they’re quickly becoming friends. Someone like Stolas would never be interested in someone like him. In the show, sure, but that's Hell. This kind of thing just doesn't happen...
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Lewis is not happy at all with Max's latest statements to the press and decides to ask him that if he's not going to stop, at least moderate his comments a bit. The problem? He and Max have every means of communication blocked for each other; except...
It's ten o'clock at night when Lewis picks up his computer and starts typing an email.
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Kai Chisaki Goes to Suicide Forest by CHI_zome
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
16 Jun 2025
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It was a dark stormy night, Kai Chisaki was on his way driving home from wherever he was (I wasn’t bothered for that much backstory) however………… suddenly he teleports to Suicide Forest and has to fight Logan Paul to survive with the help of my other two favourite MHA characters (Stain and Hawks) except they don’t actually help each other and hate eachother but they all need to get out of suicide forest
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Notice Me Senpai! by jcpark
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
16 Jun 2025
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Izuku Midoriya has a massive crush on his radiant, golden-retriever-like upperclassman, Mirio Togata. With a gym bag full of nerves and the emotional support of the Dekusquad, he embarks to woo Mirio with confident compliments and strategic flirting. Too bad his version of “flirting” involves loudly complimenting Mirio’s butt in public.
Despite several failed (and deeply mortifying) attempts - including screaming about thigh strength and accidentally sounding like a motivational fitness coach, Izuku refuses to give up. Meanwhile, Mirio, ever the oblivious sunshine himbo, decides to return the favor by complimenting Izuku’s calves and shoulder symmetry in front of their entire class. Aizawa is unimpressed. Bakugo is foaming somewhere in the background. Todoroki thinks this is some kind of martial courtship ritual. Tamaki just wants to be left out of it.
Both boys remain completely unaware they’re basically dating already. Everyone else suffers.
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Darbus Ironcrest is a young guard in Lord Dain’s entourage when he sees a thief, a spy, and possibly an assassin slinking around the halls of Erebor. Darbus must apprehend them and take them to the King.
This is his job, and it is an honour to protect the King, so what could possibly go wrong?
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Jonathan Sims is promoted to the position of head archivist of the Magnus Institute, but he has a secret he has to keep at all cost. No one can find out he's a cat
Turns out being a cat boy comes with perks as well as hurdles, and Jon is going to navigate it all as supernatural events occur around him.
Rating is for swearing and canon typical Magnus events
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God I hate the French by Imake_weird_things_forfun
Fandoms: リズム怪盗R | Rhythm Thief & the Emperor's Treasure
16 Jun 2025
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I felt that this fandom needed a chatfic to assist in the healing process...
also I just wanted to write a chatfic/crackfic
I love my babies <333
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- Part 2 of That Good Rhythm Thief Content :]
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Seokjin didn’t mean to become a saint. He just wanted the paycheck and maybe a kitchen with real eggs.
Instead, he crash-lands on a haunted spaceship, meets a grumpy pilot with great hands, a glitter-powered alien on a space bean high, a suspiciously hot ex-assassin named Velvet, and three other idiots. His fake medical degree is too real, his powers keep waking up in public—and across the stars, something is watching.
The galaxy is shifting. A cult is rising. And some fates are harder to outrun than others.Orbiting Idiots is a chaotic, slow-burn space AU full of found family, questionable romance, emotional damage, and exactly one haunted kettle.
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Kim Seokjin, reluctant saint and glitter doctor;
Min Yoongi, grumpy captain and accidental weapons expert;
Jung Hoseok, Solari alien powered by chaos;
Kim Namjoon, brainy himbo with dream thighs;
Park Jimin, assassin-for-hire with sparkle-based emotional debt;
Jeon Jungkook, mysterious golden boy;
Kim Taehyung, who has been married this whole time and you just forgot.In space, no one knows what the hell they’re doing.
💥 This Is Not a Drill. It’s a Glitter-Powered Death Spiral™
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What better way to get Isekaid into the world of Phighting than getting hit by a car? Literally the classic.
Curiosity can only get you so far in life. Though maybe you can push a little further when you have the ability to shape reality itself. Within limits, of course.
A boring and safe life turned upside down in a world filled to the brim with colorful chaos. Let's see the story of a no one surrounded and tangled in the webs of other's lives.
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Ultrakilling in Another World by Oramudadora
Fandoms: ULTRAKILL (Video Game), Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime)
16 Jun 2025
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Location: Unknown
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1. Survive
2. Assess Situation
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Albus had a twinkle in his eye as he watched the letter unfold in neat scroll work made out from Harry Evans-Potter of Number 4 Privet Drive, pleased to have the boy respond so quickly. Seems Petunia had told him something after all.
Then he stopped, stunned as he looked at the words reflecting back to him.
'Dear Headmaster Albus Dumbledore,
I regret to inform you I have already made plans for the school year, and have bought my books for something much more local.
I appreciate your letter, and wish you a good day,
Harry James Evans-Potter.
Severus, passing by to set the receipts down for the potion ingredients needed for the school year, looked curiously what had the old man gaping like a fish, and snorted.
Or, the Dursleys are a Respectable Family, raising their nephew to embrace a muggle life instead of feeling a need to flee from it.
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Dumpster Diving Romance | Chenya x Malleus | TWST (SATIRE) by TachiharasHat
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
16 Jun 2025
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Chenya meets Malleus at the dumpster while they both reach for the same chair, and their relationship grows as they bond over trash chairs.
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Modern Au Iliad Chatfic (title pending) by OnTheFlipside
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
16 Jun 2025
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I'd love to say i have actual good writing to bring to you all but i dont so here. Tosses my modern au chatfic slop down on the table. Eat up guys
This exists to throw random ideas that i dont have the motivation to fully flesh out but still want to mess with into, and also to give me something nice and easy to write & clear my mind when i get stuck, so expect inconsistent updates!
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So you've found yourself in the past and now you need to make sure your dad marries your mom, easy right? But what do you do when your paradox half-siblings are trying to get your dad to marry their moms?
Peace was never an option.
Now with a TV Tropes page!
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/TheGreatTemporalStepSiblingWar
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Low Spirits and the Key to Potency by Rayccoon
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
16 Jun 2025
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As soon as he opened his eyes, Chilchuck could just feel it…
He had messed up last night.Chilchuck has a problem that needs fixing. It’s easier said than done.
(Updates on Mondays.)
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Mikage Reo, the son of the billionaire Mikage Company, a 17-year-old boy who lives a perfect life. No, he lives THE perfect life.
So how did he end up as Nagi’s pet Cactus, Choki?
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Alya loves her girlfriend very much, but Marinette's anxiety keeps making their sex life... weird. With Kagami's help, Alya concocts a plan to distract Marinette long enough that they can actually enjoy themselves in bed.
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RE: Vengeance by Ekar0w0
Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime), Metal Gear (Video Games)
16 Jun 2025
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What if Natsuki Subaru is converted in a ninja cyborg on the universe of METAL GEAR. Can Baru stand a world with magic and people who does´nt understand our hero situation