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“Uhh… I don’t think there’s any way for me to put this politely,” Caelus said, actually seeming to flush right before Veritas’ eyes.
“Then say it crudely,” Veritas demanded, too irritable to drag it out. The gnawing heat in his abdomen was grating on his last shred of tact.
Caelus set the phone down and rose to his feet, groaning and scrubbing a hand over his face. “To end the heat cycle, uh… you gotta take a lot of loads,” he finally said, pacing before the couch and sounding profoundly embarrassed. “You feel me?”
After a mishap with one of Madam Herta's curios, Dr. Ratio finds himself aboard the Astral Express and horribly afflicted with a very strange, very pressing condition. The only cure to this bizarre, curio-induced heat? Tricking his body into thinking he's been impregnated.
Luckily for Veritas, a very eager Nameless is more than happy to assist— and he's bringing plenty of back-up.
Aka: Caelus' couch finally has its Brazzers moment.
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He wanted her so bad. Her and March.
They made him third wheel their dates out, and even if he protested weakly every time, he still enjoyed being with them both. He looked forward to March dragging him place to place, and he loved the conversations he had with Stelle when she hung back with him. They fit together so well, and he didn’t realize it until the chance of them wanting him back showed itself.
“Can I have you both?” He asked, and a tilted grin tugged on her pink, spit slicked lips.
“Thought you’d never ask.”
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Dan Heng overheard his closest friends calling his name as they fooled around one night, and his desires ended up getting the better of him.
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Sunday takes advantage of being a guest aboard the Astral Express.
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- Part 2 of Free Use of the Astral Express
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It's Alright by Bellarama_AKA_Bellaclare
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
07 Jul 2025
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Has spoilers for 3.2/3(pretty sure that's right)
After the events of 3.2 and seeing Caelus again in 3.3, Dan Heng can no longer keep up the calm façade, he simply wants Caelus.
Basically, after going through all of that stress, both Caelus and Dan Heng need time together to handle the emotions it left them with which results in a long fuck.(This took way too long for me to get around to finishing this 😅)
Caelus has a pussy in this one and is needy.
Dan Heng has two cocks in this one - his cocks end up laying the eggs in Caelus due to Stellaron stuff.
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The stars may hold secrets, but I hold you by SparklyKasin
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
06 Jul 2025
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This is a little self-indulgent fic I'm writing, also the first book I'm writing too.
No posting schedule since this'll be written in my free time lol.
Just as a disclaimer: Most of this will be written in the third person, but I may occasionally do perspective writing.
This is an AU where Yanqing and Jing Yuan have joined the Nameless/astral express. You can see that in the tags!
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Dan Heng saves Caelus from a very unfavorable situation in the Simulated Universe.
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NSFW Alphabet - Dan Heng by heisenberganonymous
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
21 Jun 2025
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NSFW Alphabet writing prompt for Dan Heng because I think he's hawt
Also he has two dicks, and a rut cycle.
Gender neutral reader.
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The Stellaron Hunters are visiting the express.
In an attempt to solve their differences; they are sent into Dan Heng's room and they end up bonding in ways they didn't expect. -
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Dan Heng needs to breed Caelus; like really bad
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dragon anatomy for idiots by kindguy55555
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
13 May 2025
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Caelus can't sleep and Dan Heng finds him looking at the stars in the parlor car, and Caelus wonders what he can do with his Vidyadhara form
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a language only we speak by bluedynamite
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
03 May 2025
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“It’s a shame, isn’t it?”
Dan Heng can only pant in response.
He wants to speak, wants to ask Blade what he’s talking about, but he can’t, he can’t.
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Yingxing is experimenting with his new “weapon”, but Dan Feng inconveniently chooses the worst time to bother him.
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Blade came to hunt Dan Heng down as always, but things take a turn when Dan Heng gets badly injured. Sure, being in his Vidyahara form can help him, but it can only do so much. He needs other ways to recuperate... and that involves eating the one that possesses Dan Feng's dragon heart. But of course, even that isn't enough to satisfy the dragon's hunger.
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March's Guide On How To Enact Your Fanfic Irl by Kris_lazycat
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
25 Apr 2025
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Step 1: get three hot lovers.
Step 2: displace your notebook.
Step 3: ???? Profit???Or: the story of how March's fanfic got found out, and everyone got on board a little too quickly... Then again, it's the Express Crew.
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The Stellaron Hunters and Astral Express crew are battling and then a stellaron bursts "accidentally", sending Blade in a dream of some sort into the past. He finds the previous Imbibitor Lunae and tries to mind his business, but Dan Feng wants to be in Blade's business and him- I mean what.
In AO3 terms; Blade wanted angst and hurt/no comfort, but Dan Feng wants porn without plot.
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Couple things at Amphoreus by Tanuki_Skk
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
03 Feb 2025
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A little late but Happy Lunar New Year, A freaky start to get the whole year of freaky for DanCae. Have some of my headcanon, contain spoiler for 3.0 quest
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“Oh, little mermaid,” she began, her voice dripping with a strange, haunting allure, “if the love before you was a trap woven by the very hands you adore, would you still dive into those cursed waters? Would you let the waves pull you under, where a serpent rises from the abyss to ensnare you in its cold, unyielding embrace, without a moment’s hesitation?”
Caelus blinked, confusion flickering across his face. “What?” he asked, his voice barely above a whisper.
The sound of bubbles in the deep cave was constant, a rhythmic symphony of pops and formations, each one echoing faintly in the vast, hollow expanse. It was a strange contrast to the emptiness that surrounded him, a quiet chaos that filled the void. Caelus stood motionless, letting the darkness enveloped him like a second skin. The cold water clawed at his bare back, while the warmth radiating from the small magma pool lapped at his front. The heat and cold warred across his body, a dissonant embrace.
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- Part 1 of Deranged Dancae liker
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Galactic Baseballer
General, can you please come to the Astral Express? We’re outside. There’s been an incident.
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?Is something wrong with Dan Heng
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Caelus grows prettier by the day, and the competition for his hand is about to become a bloodbath.
Being the good(?) parents they are, Sunday and Gallagher offer him a choice of partner to stop the war that will happen if he remains single.
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Ch. 1 - Prologue
Ch. 2 - Welt
Ch. 3 - Dan Heng
Ch. 4 - Intermission: Sunday x Gallagher
Ch. 5 - Aventurine
Ch. 6 - Ratio
Ch. 7 - Ratio and Aventurine
Ch. 8 - Intermission: Yanqing x Misha
Ch. 9 - NanookSeries
- Part 3 of The Angel and the Stray
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Caelus's Beastly Day by Bellarama_AKA_Bellaclare
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
09 Jan 2025
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Caelus has a secret he hasn't told anyone. He doesn't know it if his constitution or just the way he is, but there are times where he gets irrationally horny and it just won't go away unless he settles it. Normally he'd go to his room and use his dildos to deal with it, but this time, he was on the Xianzhou Luofu. In his lust filled mind, he found a corner in the Alchemy Commission to settle himself, but ends up finding himself at the mercy of a Wooden Lupus's cock after it was attracted by his scent. And after the Wooden Lupus, he's found by Dan Heng in his Vidyadhara form. In the end, Caelus is whisked back to his own room on the Express and has a wild time in bed.
Caelus has dick, balls and pussy in this one.
Caelus is fucked by a Wooden Lupus(Wolf monster) in this one.
Caelus is also fucked by Dan Heng's 2 cocks in this one!
If any of the above or tags are not to your liking, then this one's not for you.