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Will se siente mal, podrá lograr sentirse mejor
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Anna Cross is just your average woman, but when she loses her job, her best friend (member of Dethklok) gets her a job and a place to stay at Mordhaus. This is her experiences throughout her time with the famous band.
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Murderface is wound-up. Fuck that, he's horny as shit. He can't even think straight. After an entire masturbation-free month, spent far from society in the deepest depths of the ocean, the ONLY thing on his mind is satisfaction. He's in no state to think about his shitty side-band, let alone put any amount of energy into it. His producer, Dick "Magic Ears" Knubbler, is not of the same mindset. But, when a favour between friends turns into something much deeper, the two realise they may have more in common than initially suspected.
Basically, Dick and Willy explore themselves and each other, literally and figuratively.
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Don't worry the members don't do that to the kid it's in the kids past
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Magnus is mentally unwell and is Very Totally normal about his knives
This is just another one of my barely disguised fetishes enjoy or Not
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Haram Love by Number2ShrekFa
Fandoms: Postal (Video Games), Turkish Airlines "Türkiye: A Country Of Wonders" Commercial, Metalocalypse (Cartoon)
16 Aug 2025
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So I did a lot of math about Postal Dude's age. He's canonically 27 years old in 1997 when the first game came out and the second game came out in 2003. First we do 1997-27 to find Postal Dude's birth year, it's 1970, then we do 2003-1970 and that's 33 which means Postal Dude is possibly 33 years old in Postal 2.
Thanks for reading.
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Jules Drabbles by Pan_Flute_Skeleton for Procrazedfan, expiredbat
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon), Original Work
03 Jul 2025
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Just a set of drabbles featuring my idiot son, Jules. Inspired by stories and interactions with other mtl writers. Thank you to everyone who let me borrow their OCs
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- Part 6 of One Shots
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Tokis wrath (SCARY!!!!!!!! DO NOT RED!!!!) by gibbitygoilet
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon), Family Guy (Cartoon), Scooby Doo - Fandom
20 Jun 2025
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Toki really wants a guiter solo and he'll do anythingggggg for it
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- 1/1
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- 3
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- 141
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When a clerical error on Klokateer 408's paperwork accidentally registers Charles and Nathan as a married couple on the official Dethklok world tour documentation, the band’s international contracts and venues suddenly hinge on them maintaining the ruse… or losing millions. While Nathan grunts his way through pretending to be “emotionally available,” Offdenson, ever the professional, treats the situation like just another item on the to-do list, (right after “negotiate with Norwegian cultists” and “replace Toki’s destroyed guitar with one that isn’t made of cake.”)
As paparazzi demand public displays of affection and Murderface starts a wedding registry for them as a joke, the line between fake and real starts to blur.
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After an interviewer asks what he would changed about his life, Pickles sets off to make the changes he wants in his life. And everything goes wrong.
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WRATH: THE PURE RAGE OF MAGNUS HAMMERSMITH by charlesklok
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)
20 Feb 2025
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Magnus Hammersmith felt nothing but rage and envy after being kicked out of dethklok.
For the 2024 version of POCKET KLOKIKON ZINE!
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the world needed more dethklok x reader that’s what god sent me for.
@lolvampira on twitter & tumblr!
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You ever go to a new school and wonder 'will I fit in'?
It's a trip for Charles Offdensen. Who is sent to Bullworth Academy for the year while his parents go on a cruise. Forced into a ruthless school where five different factions rule.
But what happens when Charles learns that almost every leader had a musical talent?
(This idea was based off of art by jaguarsonmymind on tumblr! Thank you!!)
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Cookies and Cats by silverstarstickers
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon), Bee and PuppyCat
05 Jan 2025
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Dethklok meets Toki's girlfriend. She surpasses their expectations.
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- Part 3 of 終末の花 (Flower Of The End)
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Toki might have joined Dethklok recently, but he's tired of feeling left out.
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What happens when Nathan buys a love potion for Abigail?
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DethBabies (or Tinieklok) / DethKlok Agere Oneshot Collection by UnfrostedPoptartEater
Fandoms: Metalocalypse (Cartoon)
14 Nov 2024
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Nathan tries to apologize to Murderface...in unconventional ways.
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Posting all my entries for 2024's Kloktober here! All corresponding tags and summaries will be added as I update.
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Nathan has been secretly keeping Magnus along for the ride because of some... unwelcome feelings. He's keeping a secret from his band, and it weighs on him. || Just a little MagNate oneshot for my MTL girlies out there. I'll probably never finish this, but you know...