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Lan Wangji wants to do dual cultivation with the huli jing by Allmighty_love
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Oct 2025
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After many months of resisting Wei Wuxian’s shameless flirting, Lan Wangji finally gathers the courage to accept the unspoken offer to dual cultivate with him. He knows that in order to advance in their cultivation, huli jing need to drain qi from the core of other cultivators. Lan Wangji is of course willing to share his with Wei Wuxian, but then, why does it seem like Wei Wuxian just wants to play around Caiyi instead of seducing him?
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Three years ago, a group of missionaries found him laying in a pool of blood.
Three years ago, they discovered he was destined to be a dragon’s wife.
Three years ago, Wei Ying started worshiping the Twin Jade Dragons.
Today, he will finally fulfill his destiny.
Today, he will become Lan Wangji’s wife.
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Or: The One Where Wei Ying is groomed by a cult.
Written for Dead Dove Kinktober 2025 Day 1: "I just can't help myself"
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- Part 1 of Phlox's Super Secret Kinktober Fics
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[podfic] Ain't Nothin' Fair In This World by trulywicked by xk_s_reads (xiaokuer_schmetterling)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
23 Jul 2025
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a bedtime (⸝⸝ᴗ_ᴗ⸝⸝) z z 𐰁 stories podfic
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With his Shijie married and Jiang Cheng's arranged marriage on the horizon, Wei Wuxian feels it's finally time for him to leave and seek his own life, his own family. Time to let go of old dreams and find a new place to settle his heart.
He didn't expect Lan Zhan to so delightfully derail his plans.
Series: Part 2 of Mermay 2024
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- Part 1 of podfics of trulywicked stories
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Midnight Mating Ceremony by FoxyYaoguai
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
25 Mar 2025
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The Lan Clan hosts a ceremony to find a mate for Lan Wangji when he starts producing a clutch of eggs. Seeing that Wei Wuxian is under the arriving cultivators, Lan Wangji is full of relief and delight - he wants to mate him and no one else. But the night before the ceremony, Wei Wuxian tells him he has no such intentions. He has only come to the Cloud Recesses to catch up.
This is something Lan Wangji cannot accept.
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When You Take My Body to the Stars by Xie_Laozu (Latina_SpaceCadet)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Feb 2025
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Dragon!Lan Wangji goes to Fox!Wei Wuxian's birthday party on Halloween night to give him a gift, and ends up getting the one thing he never dared to hope for in return.
Edit: Now with a Chapter 2!
Second edit: Now with a Chapter 3!
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Home To You by WiseDawn13 for Nekiwis
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Nov 2024
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Wei Wuxian slides to a stop in a small clearing, deeming this a good enough spot as any. Bracing himself with a wide stance, he flicks his tails as he lifts his snout to the sky.
And then he screams.
Just once, loud and long enough to wake his Lan Zhan up. Then Wei Wuxian begins to trot around the forest as he makes ‘wow wow wow’ calls. He knows it’s working when a shift in the air makes his fur stand on end as if the air is electric. He looks up to see the large, majestic swooping of Lan Zhan’s largest dragon form circling him high above. Anticipation zips through him and he yips in excitement.
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Wei Wuxian was away from home but he's home early and missed his Lan Zhan very much.
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- Part 6 of Event Fics
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Between the Dragon and the Fox by MajiLovePrincess
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
27 Oct 2024
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Now that A’Song is with the other Lan toddlers in the crèche, Qin Su and her husbands try for baby number three.
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- Part 15 of Kinktober 2024
- Part 7 of Qin Su’s Monsterfucking Week
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We Don't Need to Talk to (Accidentally) Mate! by stiricide
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), Ice Planet Barbarians Series - Ruby Dixon
23 Oct 2024
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All in all, the escape from their alien kidnappers plan had been going off pretty well until the ship malfunctioned. Not Wei Wuxian’s fault, he promised. Just one of those fate is a bitch things. One moment he was snapping the neck of their second guard, the next the spaceship was crashing onto… a planet. A fucking cold planet, if the snow visible through a hole in the top side hull was any indication.
Yeah… so they were going to die.
“We’re going to die!” one of the girls moaned, her voice high and screechy and when Wen Qing suggested someone go and scout the land, see if they lucked out and landed in Canada or if there were any local aliens—friendly or otherwise—Wei Wuxian was glad to volunteer, just so he could get away from her screams.
Or, An Ice Planet Barbarians AU
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to dine on swan by suannnil
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
08 Sep 2024
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— Господин Лань сообщил нам, что ты болен, — сказал Вэй Усянь, хотя, вспоминая об этом, Лань Цижэнь сказал, что Лань Ванцзи "плохо себя чувствует". И глядя на него сейчас, с раскрасневшимся лицом и растрепанными волосами, Вэй Усянь даже не мог сказать, что это было неточно. — Я принес суп?
Омега-лис Вэй Усянь слышит, что альфа-дракон Лань Ванцзи болен и решает принести ему суп, вследствие обнаруживая, что на самом деле у Лань Чжаня начался гон.
Вэй Усянь предлагает остаться. Лань Ванцзи соглашается.
Это имеет глубокие последствия для них обоих.
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Twice As Nice by YaYa (Terabyte_my_ass)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Aug 2024
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And at that, Wei Wuxian looks up at him, too fast for Lan Wangji to look away. His eyes are eager, expectant. The corners of his mouth are turned up. They stay there, just staring at each other, until Wei Wuxian blurts out, “So do you really have two cocks?”
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If Only They Could See Us Right Now by NinaCarow
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Aug 2024
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Dragon/Lan Wangji has a plan.
1. Warn Wei Ying
2. Save the Wens and A-Yuan for Wei Ying
3. Take Wei Ying and A-Yuan home
4. Mate Wei Ying/Bound Wei Ying
5. Marry Wei Ying
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luring the beast, taming the god by sweetlolixo
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
02 Aug 2024
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His husband’s voice is so incredibly kind and quiet. “How do you like your new home?”
“I love it,” Wei Ying whispers, feeling equal parts of fear and wonder. Wei Ying can feel the edges of his husband’s sharp talons, and knows he is more dangerous than he seems. “But I want to see you. Will you not let me see you?”
“I want to keep you safe,” comes his answer from the shadows. “It is better if you do not.”
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Where There is Dragon, There is Water by IZANAMI__CHAN
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Webcomic)
28 Feb 2024
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Lan Xichen only wanted to clear his mind with the help of his brother and his brother-in-law. what he didn't expect to do was to stumble upon an intimate moment between the two only to be asked to join. it all ends well, because either way his needs get met and he is content in the end.
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auction our hearts by kazzywx
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
06 Sep 2023
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“Four hundred million.” A voice calls out confidently from the back. His cadence is smooth and calm, his pitch deep and rich and sounding like molasses in an audible form. Hearing it makes the fluffy ears on top of Wei Ying’s head flick with a shudder of his shackled body.
It’s been so long, thirteen years in fact, since Wei Ying has last heard or seen of Lan Zhan. But Wei Ying could never once forget what he sounded like.
Or, When Wei Ying is sold off by the Jiangs to the Jins, Jin Guangshan arranges for him to be sold due to his fertility and species in one of his popular hybrid auctions. The appearance of a Lan dragon saves him, however Wei Ying learns that the Lans have an ulterior motive.
He accepts their proposition.
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that time of the year (of the dragon) by YaYa (Terabyte_my_ass)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Jul 2023
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Keeping his large hands wrapped around Wei Ying’s pretty thighs, Lan Zhan shifted so he was squatting and relaxed the muscles in his groin. He groaned as the heavy weight of his first cock immediately had it dropping through his slit, the ridges pulling on the sensitive skin and the wide base stretching his slit so nicely. Bright blue and glistening, it slowly waved between his legs, the tapered tip already seeking the warmth of Wei Ying’s body.
Day 3 – Free Use
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- Part 3 of WangXian Summer of Cum 2023
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curse of the dragon emperor by lulu_kitty
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jun 2023
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The last prince of the dragons is enchanted to stay asleep until his true soulmate can wake him, but a violent curse plagues his family, so no one can ever see his face.
One thousand years have passed and the world is in disharmony without dragons to cleanse yin resentment.
When the Wens invade Cloud Recesses and Wen Xu demands Lan Wangji as his warprize, the Lan clan invokes a rite of passage to help Lan Wangji escape: wherein all child bearing cultivators are to be presented to Prince Wuxian's slumbering form in a ritual ceremony. No one expects the long-lost prince to wake up…
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Noir by orphan_account
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
08 Feb 2023
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Then, just as quickly as she had come, the huli jing was gone with a splash. The heat around Lan Wangji vanished, and the last thing she saw was a soaking wet, fluffy tail disappearing into the brush and she was left alone once again.
Lan Wangji took the time to regain her senses and review the situation. She did not get much meditation done, but she did manage to ease away the half chub.
As she returned to her Jingshi, Lan Wangji was fairly certain she had just met - no, kissed - Wei Wuxian and lived to tell the tale.
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Noir by orphan_account
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
08 Feb 2023
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Then, just as quickly as he had come, the huli jing was gone with a splash. The heat around Lan Wangji vanished, and the last thing he saw was a soaking wet, fluffy tail disappearing into the brush and he was left alone once again.
Lan Wangji took the time to regain his senses and review the situation. He did not get much meditation done, but he did manage to ease away the half chub.
As he returned to his Jingshi, Lan Wangji was fairly certain he had just met - no, kissed - Wei Wuxian and lived to tell the tale.
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That Time Noodleji was Noodlenapped by his Future Mate by stiricide
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
24 Jan 2023
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"Eh!" the man cries, planting his hands on his hips and glaring up at Lan Wangji. "You mean you're just gonna have your way with me, regardless of what I want!? I thought dragons were supposed to be righteous! This isn't righteous!!"
"Hm..." Lan Wangji hums. "My name is Lan Wangji, Lan Zhan."
The man glares up at him before huffing and saying, "Wei Wuxian, Wei Ying," and pressing his hands on Lan Wangji's chest when he tries to move in for a kiss. "Now look here, Lan Wangji, as much as I would love to get dicked down by a dragon, I'm serious. You've got enough horny running through you that it might kill me! And as much as I love sex, I don't want to die during it, okay?"
In which, Lan Wangji sneezes himself into Noodleji, is picked up by a fox and worries he's about to be eaten (spoiler: it's not Lan Wangji who gets eaten (out)).
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I am confused, baffled and for once, I didn't do it by SufferingIsAnArt
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师Q | Módào Zǔshī Q (Cartoon)
03 Jan 2023
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Your typical time travel fix-it right?
Oh no, no, add onto the fact that they're all suddenly hybrids, travelled back so far into the past, they've already changed EVERYTHING!
Oh yeah, Lan Wangji is most likely going to take over the cultivation world just so his Wif- I mean, husband doesn't suffer, just your everyday duty to your love. And he will cut a bitch