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It takes a lot of paperwork to run an organization as big as the Fatui.
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While working as an advisor for the DMLE, Hermione's main initiative is to rehabilitate Azkaban prison and its occupants, something the wizarding world has deemed controversial. With backing from Minister Shacklebolt and Auror Harry Potter, she has been mostly successful in her fight to treat prisoners humanely. A final touch? An event to bring in donations for displaced witches and wizards from the Second Wizarding War: A Death Eater Baking Competition.
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The month that Draco and Hermione decide to FINALLY do something about their excessive flirting.
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- Part 1 of Baddies to Goodies
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(Who Gives A F*ck About) An Oxford Comma? by Gr8t_78
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Nov 2025
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Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger along with Theodore Nott somehow managed to stay civil and even cordial when they had to room together in the eighth year dormitory at Hogwarts. So when a paperwork mix-up means they'll have to do the same at Oxford University, Hermione assumes it won't be so bad.
But now at Oxford... with this wizard... something is off, and she can't quite put her finger on it.
She's definitely learned one important lesson at university: everyone should give a fuck about an Oxford comma.
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And Here We Are, Together Again by Just_breathing_and_writing
Fandoms: Dumb & Dumber (1994), Dumb & Dumber To (2014)
06 Nov 2025
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"Ice Pick will you keep it down!" Harry calls out.
“Sorry!” They hear back, and whatever tool he was using seems to be turned to a lower setting.
"Guh, some people. Can you really not kick him out?" Lloyd groans.
"No - he's paying like all the rent since neither of us have jobs."
"Oh yeah. Jobs."
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A look into how Lloyd and Harry have adjusted to being roommates again after 20 years, with their living situation slightly altered after the addition of Ice Pick. The flat really is not meant for three people.
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Power Rangers x Kamen Rider Morph Tag Battle by StoryShaper27
Fandoms: Power Rangers, Kamen Rider - All Media Types, Power Rangers Beast Morphers, Power Rangers Operation Overdrive, Power Rangers Megaforce, Power Rangers Ninja Storm, 仮面ライダーガッチャード | Kamen Rider Gotchard (TV), BlazBlue: Cross Tag Battle (Video Game), Power Rangers RPM, Kamen Rider Zero-One, Tokusatsu, Power Rangers Ninja Steel, Power Rangers Dino Thunder, Kamen rider Zeztz, 仮面ライダーガヴ | Kamen Rider Gavv (TV), Power Rangers Wild Force
06 Nov 2025
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A series of interactions between tokusatsu characters from different Power Rangers seasons, Kamen Rider Seasons, or both, basd on the interactionsstyle presented in Blazblue Cross Tag Battle.
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Rey escaped from Jakku with Finn but had no intention of joining the Resistance. Finn's attempt was in vain, for Rey did not think herself capable of joining a cause when she was already struggling to figure out her place in all of this.
When chaos erupts, she is mistaken for a Rebel and taken captive by the First Order. To her unpleasant surprise, the Master of the Knights of Ren has other plans for her upon discovering her connection to the Force.
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“Where are you taking me?”
No answer.
“What is this about?” Rey pressed.
Again, nothing.
“Why do you always wear that helmet?” And without pausing, she added, “Is it because you're shy or just ugly?”
Kylo lowered his head slightly and spoke in a quieter, menacing voice, “If you value your life Scavenger, I suggest you be quiet.”
She took a mental note: mention the helmet again.
---Or: Canonverse AU where Rey becomes Kylo's apprentice.
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When Novak Djokovic woke up in a strange room, Jannik Sinner was lying next to him.
德辛你们这两个人很适合被关进九号房间
异食癖发作又一产物
Time plot：Before RGSeries
- Part 2 of ND&JS
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After an amazing summer, it’s about time for Candace to return to school, and she has big plans. It starts with ambitions for a simple makeover of a sort, but Phineas and Ferb might be able to offer a more advanced solution. Meanwhile, when Stacy meets Vanessa they have instant chemistry. As the kids start middle school and the teens start sophomore year, romance is in the air, and maybe a bit more.
At Danville High, Candace prepares to make a splash at homecoming and take things to the next level with Jeremy, while secretly dealing with her bully from freshman year. At the neighboring middle school, the kids face puberty head-on and struggle to express their changing feelings. Featuring celebrity guests, visitors from the future, a production of Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella, gaming the system to prevent being isekai’d, vampires (for real this time), Ultron dropping Sokovia on Drusselstein, and charitable volunteer work. After that, who knows? Growing up is hard to do and is also a journey with no end.
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Pansy has just moved back home and she needs to find a date to Draco’s wedding. Luckily her new neighbor is willing to help her find one.
Heavily inspired by a lot of different rom coms- See if you can figure out which ones!
This is wizards living in the muggle world. It’s 100% a Romantic Comedy and 100% a slow burn. And I’m obsessed with it.
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She cut her eyes at him,
“What’s your problem with Enzo?”“My problem?”
“You don’t like him.”
Neville frowned,
“He’s fine.”“Neville!”
“No, I don’t like him.”
She scoffed,
“Why? What’s wrong with him?”He kept looking ahead,
“It’s just a personal preference.”She rolled her eyes,
“Why didn’t you tell me?”He shrugged,
“Why would it matter if I don’t like the guy that you want to sleep with?” -
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Once a Wolf, always a Wolf.
That’s what Remus had been told ever since Fenrir Greyback, the notorious “Alpha” of the Wolves gang, took him in. But it had never been his choice. After a robbery gone wrong, Remus begins to think prison might be better than life under Greyback’s thumb. Except, to his astonishment (and despite his protests), his court-appointed lawyer Mr. Black has other plans.
After escaping the reign of terror of his parents and their white-collar crime empire, Sirius is determined to make Hogham City a better place. He takes on legal aid cases to help those most in need and maybe impress the prosecutor’s office where he hopes to work in five to ten years. Unfortunately, not all his clients want saving. Least of all, one Mr. Lupin.
Not that that’s ever stopped Sirius before.
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- Part 1 of Hogham City
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This is one of my FAVORITE, MOST PROUDED works.
Chrome spends the banquet trapped in Smith’s mask—smiling, toasting, suffocating. Wanshi sees it, fakes an emergency, and pulls him free.
In the corridor, one quiet message: “Supply closet?” Chrome reads it, meets golden eyes that have watched him all night with unspoken hunger, and answers with a single step forward.
The door locks. Over the billiard table, the captain who never wavers pins his rescuer down, scarf-gagged, and takes what both of them have wanted for years.
Pseudo-champagne strips away restraint; every thrust is Chrome seeing straight through Wanshi’s teasing to the raw, aching love beneath, and giving it back twice as hard.
When Wanshi comes apart, Chrome lets him ruin the dress whites on purpose, a silent yes to everything finally said aloud—the teammate who always watches finally gets to lead Chrome somewhere duty can’t reach.- Language:
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Antinous could very easily work with being hated, it was how some of his most.. Replayed memories started. He could definitely work with being hated by such a pretty face on such an obvious brat.
There were plenty of businesses around if this endeavor failed him badly enough that he was truly told to bugger off.
And if they didn't this new tattoo would hold so many fond memories indeed, maybe he'd even manage to worming his way in to making some more.
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Antinous sexually harasses an artist for a whole appointment but Telemachus is lowkey into it- Language:
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Aoi swears he's only trying to help. Unfortunately, his definition of "help" usually involves mild chaos, questionable charm, and one very unsuspecting flight attendant.
He calls it matchmaking. Everyone else calls it sabotage.
Either way, Uruha's doomed, Reita's furious, and Aoi's having the time of his life.A small side-shot set right before Chapter 5 of The Altitude Between Us—where everything starts to go downhill, beautifully. (aka Aoi almost making out with a crystal ashtray)
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Everyone's on a vacation to the Upper Peninsula where Sixty's in a mood again about Connor standing within five feet of you, and you're getting real sick of it.
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Se há uma coisa em que Hermione Granger é boa, é em usar magia para resolver seus problemas. E, desta vez, o problema dela é sexo.
Felizmente, ela tem a solução perfeita: um medalhão encantado com o Feitiço de Devaneio Patenteado. Sempre que o abre, ela se encontra na Terra dos Sonhos, onde pode viver todas as suas fantasias mais imorais sem risco algum.
A magia é um pouco complicada, no entanto. Por algum motivo, Malfoy continua aparecendo lá com ela. Ainda bem que é apenas uma ilusão — se fosse realmente ele, ela nunca superaria isso.
Enquanto isso, Draco está determinado a descobrir quem diabos está o amaldiçoando a sofrer alucinações eróticas, altamente realistas, com sua paixão secreta de infância. Quando encontrar o culpado, o inferno vai se soltar.
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Virat Kohli. Superstar of the game. Indian Captain. One of the best batters in the world.
Pat Cummins. Wunderkind slowly cementing his place back into the Australian side after a long battle with injury.
They live an ocean apart, yet keep getting drawn to each other in ways they cannot seem to understand.
Nothing about this makes sense. But as they say, all is fair in love and sports.
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An RPF on their journey in cricket over the last few years, intertwined with some rivals-to-lovers for the intended audience of one (me).
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Around the ice they spun, Till trailing behind Ivan, hands clasped tightly together. Twisting and twirling, the men intertwined, breathless laughs erupting from both parties. Till’s heart pounded as Ivan drew him close, before lifting their arms and spinning him around. The dance continued for some time, Ivan guiding his partner across the ice, catching him at every stumble. Though he would never admit it, Till felt like he could spend forever on the ice, wrapped up in Ivan’s movements.
IvanTill sports AU!! Ivan teaches Till how to ice skate (despite his protests)
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“Do you ever wank, Moony?”
Remus ignores Sirius’s question and keeps walking across the dormitory floor.
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A very classic Wolfstar fic – not trying to be anything else – just our favourite Marauders figuring themselves (and each other) out. Maybe a touch more explicit than most classics, but nothing extreme or over the top. They’re teenagers, exploring. -
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Wilson finds out what it's like to be bitten by a venomous snake, and WX-78 thinks they know the best way to help. Which... they might.
Takes place in the Shipwrecked universe.
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Sophia, once a cleaner on Earth, played a game with her nephew that thrust them both into Sanctuary, awakening latent Nephalem powers that forged her into a saviour amid a war between angels, demons and humans. Now immortal but haunted by guilt over those she couldn't save, she years to return to Earth, where her powers might fade, yet dreads facing her past.
Abducted by a mind flayer ship midway via returning home, she's hurled into Faerun, navigating a world of hidden dangers. Among a motley crew led by Tav, a noblewoman with a silver tongue and veiled motives, Sophia faces treachery and deception. Astarion, a vampire with a razor wit, trades barbs with her, their sparks kindling an unexpected bond.
As a dark force stirs within, Sophia's choices could save two realms - or doom them forever.Sorry to add this next part, but I've had quite a few of these on this story, and I'm not interested:
NO COMMISIONS, NO COMMERCIAL OFFERS.
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- Part 1 of Act 1