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  1. 76

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    Draco Malfoy is on a quest. Hermione Granger is on a quest to steal his quest. What could go wrong?

    Terrified that his son Scorpius may one day succumb to a centuries-old blood curse, Draco embarks on a desperate search for a mythical fountain rumoured to hold the power to heal. Tracking ancient magic across Australia would be hard enough on its own, but with Hermione Granger (freshly divorced, endlessly clever, and irritatingly determined) insisting on joining him, the task becomes even more infuriating.

    Equal parts adventure, romance, and self-discovery, this is a story about redemption, unlikely alliances, and the healing magic of second chances.

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    “You want details?”

    “Why not? ‘M’not gonna be jealous.”

    “Sure.” Buck knows that’s not true. But he has a soft spot for Jealous Eddie. “Let me tell you about the worst sex I ever had, okay?” Buck lets go of Eddie’s hand and opens his arms up a little for Eddie to scootch into.

    Eddie snuggles up to him. “I love storytime.”

    “So, I met this girl at frosh. Chelsea. She was hot. I was hot. She wanted to fuck. I wanted to fuck—”

    Eddie’s pulling the biggest stink face on earth. Completely unconsciously. Like he doesn’t even know this is how he always looks when Buck talks about being with someone else.

    “Are you gonna start growling like a dog?”

     

    OR; storytime with bedroom buddie and then playtime with baby chris

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    Claude stood up and stretched his arms above his head, shirt riding up slightly to reveal a sliver of pale, lean muscle. His sleep shirt was oversized and creased, hanging loose off one shoulder. He didn’t notice. Or at least pretended not to.
    Leo noticed.
    He noticed way too much, actually.

    (or: Claude just wants to sleep. Leo wants to win ranked. Unfortunately, they also want each other.)

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    “What were you thinking… the first time I kissed you?”

    “You mean when you assaulted me?”

    Olive pinched his stomach and he yelped. “Once again, I did ask for consent.”

    He laughed. “And once again, a snort is not a suitable substitute for the word ‘yes.’ I’m still working on my Title IX complaint…”

    “Are you now?” She went to pinch him again but he grabbed her hand and kissed it.

    “Mmhmm,” Adam murmured against her palm, “it has a table of contents.” He kissed her wrist, his lips moving slowly up her arm. “Physical assault,” kiss, “verbal abuse,” kiss, “excessive personal contact,” kiss, “substance abuse—”

    “Whoa. Substance abuse?”

    He nodded solemnly. “Sub-Section: Pumpkin Spice.”

     

    Picking up right where Chapter 22 left off, we find out what happened after Olive finally tells Adam she loves him.

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    So basically, this is how it went down: Kaminari had made a joke that Bakugou couldn't pull any of the members of the squad. Of course, with some persuading and teasing, they convinced him to try...

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    It's been a hard week for Geralt already and now Jaskier is making everything awkward. He definitely doesn't want to complicate things... does he?

    A tale of uncertainty, baths and bardic inspiration.

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    L tilts his head to the side and mutters to himself, “Why does everyone keep calling me a pervert?”

    “Because you are.”

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    Blaine drunk posts on his Instagram asking for a date for Valentine's Day. He gets one.

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  9. 56

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    Derek steps closer to Penelope. “You had to see me. With your own eyes.”

    Penelope rolls her eyes. “Yes, silly goose, that’s the usual way of seeing.”

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    Derek gets hurt on a case, and Penelope worries. He's fine, but she still worries.

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  10. 79

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    Despite the exhaustion seeping into her bones and the blood still sullying her clothes, Maomao goes to him. Returning to safety.

    Coming home.

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    Draco can think of only one way to outclass his pleat-front-khaki-wearing politician ex, and that’s by making headlines with an obvious upgrade. And who better to upstage the cheating bastard than the Saviour of the World, Harry Potter himself? Sure, Potter is a little rough around the edges in ripped jeans, a rumpled tartan shirt, and a permanent scowl. Draco reckons a haircut and a shave wouldn’t hurt, either. But Potter is also in need of a Healer willing to keep his secrets, and Draco is just the man for the job. It’s a perfectly reasonable exchange. They need only attend a couple parties arm-in-arm, smile nicely for the paparazzi, and tolerate each other long enough to convince everyone they’re smitten. In return, Draco will keep Potter alive and in one piece.

    But it isn’t long before Draco realises he might be in over his head, because Potter is ten tonnes of trouble packed into a leather jacket, and seems keen on hurtling himself towards death on the back of a flying motorbike. And that says nothing of Potter’s penchant for fire-breathing beasts and things that bite.

    Ah well, at least they’ll have some fun while it lasts. After all, Draco always did like a bit of danger.

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    Yolanda
    Does your middle name start with M
    Because Frank M. Langdon
    Sounds a lot like F.M.L. to me


    Frank
    I literally just got divorced

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    Look after each other. Don’t be alone. I’ll come back to you. Promise.

    * * * * * * *

    You are the centre of their universe, whether you know it or not, and each of them cannot bear to lose you again.

    So what happens when they almost do?

    * * * * * * *

    𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘱𝘺 𝘰𝘳 𝘳𝘦-𝘶𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘪.

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  14. 4

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    A series of little fics/ficlets in which I make Draco Malfoy fall in love with the same witch over and over again, in different universes and timelines.

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  15. 33

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    A minimal change to the end of the movie and how I chose to interpret Danny's parting words to Rusty.

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  16. 21

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    “You could post a job offer,” Chan grins, stealing a chicken from Minho’s plate. “Now hiring! Hot fake boyfriend to go on cheesy dates with so that I can sell myself as a hopeless romantic and keep my mediocre job at my way too progressive publisher. For more detailed information, please visit www.totallynotaserialkiller.com. You could move the guy to your house! To fully immerse in the boyfriend-experience. But make it an actual job, so you pay for babysi— I mean fake-dating you.”
    Minho looks at him like he’s got a pumpkin for a head. “And you think there’s someone desperate enough to accept such a shady offer?"

    Once-bestselling thriller author Lee Minho's life takes a brand new (and decidedly awful) trajectory when he's tasked to write an erotic novel in order to save his career. Being the living antithesis of a romantic, Minho asks his friends for advice, but it's almost worse than not doing anything. Because let's be honest: hiring a surrogate boyfriend to roleplay his book with is not only a ridiculous idea, but also the recipe for disaster.

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  17. 39

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    Wordlessly, Adrien slips the ring off his finger and offers it with an outstretched hand. Félix stares at it for a long moment, knowing in an instant what it is but processing what it means.

    “You can’t be serious.” Félix blurts out at last.

    Adrien, the traitor, can no longer fight the grin that stretches across his face. “Completely.”

    (Or Félix was still getting used to Adrien being Chat Noir, but now he must take on the performance of a lifetime and become Chat Noir. It’s more stressful than it sounds.

    Takes place in Season 2 of a Félix Joins Early AU.)

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    “Solace, I am going to kill you.”

    “Some healer you are,” Will mutters, as if Nico is not playing healer right now purely because he is the only one in the entire camp with a half a chance of wrangling the dumbass head medic himself. He continues to wiggle.

    Wrapping a hand around his uninjured ankle, Nico drags him bodily back to his cot, ignoring the shrieking.

    “One day on bedrest, you dipshit. One. Day. That is all anyone is asking if you.”
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    OR: It's Nico's turn to be doctor. And Will is a horrible, horrible patient.

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    “Hey, Miles,” Mr. Wright said entirely out of the blue, midway through their manic investigation session into the financial records of M. Bezzel, Ltd, “let’s get married.”

    “Hmph?” Chief Prosecutor Edgeworth didn’t even look up from the tax return he was currently examining. “Now? Don’t be ridiculous. We still have two years of receipts to sift through.”

    Apollo and Prosecutor Gavin goggle as their bosses argue their way through the least-romantic proposal, engagement, and wedding they've ever witnessed. It's almost as if, to Mr. Wright and Mr. Edgeworth, wedded bliss is equivalent to a long bickering legal debate crammed in amid an ongoing investigation.

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    Vi is freed after only two months, without explanations. Back to the Lanes, she heads to the Last Drop in search of her sister. She's only got two goals now: to care for Powder and get even with Silco.

    Things get complicated when she realises she might have to pick and chose.

    Or how Silco ends up with two daughters, one somewhat less enthusiastic than the other...

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