4 Works in Exiled Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
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child unknowingly befriends immortal pig; god of blood gets a granola bar by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds) for eveleni
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Sep 2024
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The pig snorts and puts up a hoof. This is weird. This is very very weird. An animal isn’t supposed to understand what he’s doing. That’s not what his teachers at school taught him at all!
“Are you real?” Tommy asks in a whisper-like voice.
“Why wouldn’t I be?” the pig replies. The pig replies.
The kid screams in terror, and the birds flock at the sound of his yelling.
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The title is literally the summary of this fic. Tommy befriends a "pig", and Techno gets a granola bar.
Prompt: Human character A unknowingly befriends a deity in disguise (Character B)
Series
- Part 103 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 51 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 59 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
- Part 32 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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Teenage angel, Tommy, tries to rob a house with his only friend, outcast angel Ranboo.
It all goes downhill very quickly...
This is a prequel to an earlier work written this month by me of a similar length. As this predates it chronologically, reading this first is recommended.
Series
- Part 11 of New Year's Resolution
- Part 2 of Crimeboys fics
- Part 1 of Angel Tommy's Misadventures
- Part 47 of Discduo/Primeboys
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No Alarms and No Surprises by Issybettyx
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
05 Jun 2023
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A man was exiled three millennials ago.
A man who was hardly a man at all.
Once, the man, who was hardly a man at all, had said that ‘the only universal language is violence’, and his actions only repeated that phrase tenfold.
The king exiled him, away from the grassy lands and into the glacial expanse of the Arctic.
How the god spent those years, no one knows. Some wonder if he returned to the heavens, deciding to fulfil his duties rather than waste away alone in the middle of an ice desert.
But the god never left.
And, after three millennials, that fact was revealed by none other than a lonely traveller.
Technoblade was no longer alone.
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Or Technoblade is alone, but three humans save him from his loneliness
Or or Sbi found family fluff
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"Techno laughed again, ignoring the two shadows that appeared above his head and reaching out for Quackity once more, voice shaky and desperate as he choked on his saliva, spitting aside a glob of blood. Everything was so tiring, Techno was realizing, when you had a crossbow bolt in your stomach. It shouldn’t have made him giggle, but it did, and Techno only barely pushed himself up from his sitting position to sit on his knees in front of Quackity, red cape wrapped around him tightly.
“Kill me, Quackity. Do it, just do it,” He spat out bitterly, a broken smile on his face as teeth stained red highlighted his features. A splatter on his jaw was ignored, as well as the trickle making its way down his forehead from the midst of his previously bright pink hair."
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technoblade isn't found by who he needed the most.
Series
- Part 2 of honesty