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What the title says.
A forsaken request book.
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the gals and the gays drive fast cars and try not to fall in love challenge.
difficulty level: utterly impossible.
because nothing says “we’re just rivals” like sharing telemetry at 300km/h and accidentally memorising the shape of someone’s laugh.another supplement/ retcon for kiss me hard before you go, summertime sadness <3
staged from the Austrian Grand Prix Weekend, the Red Bull Ring and onwards~VALORANT x Formula One
there is a spain prequel to this called: "pride's gonna be the death of you and me"
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harry potter through google translate by Anonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jul 2025
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Corrupting the book summaries from sparknotes. Because what else are they supposed to be for.
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- Part 4 of Google Translate Saga
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Drista is a beta female in an alpha family, and is a little bit special. Of course, she is blissfully unaware of this. Chaos ensues.
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"Who the heck comes up with these suggestions?? Who would want to watch divorce on live television?? That stuff's way too personal!!!"
After their parents' divorce, Kris found a strange sense of humor and comfort in occasionally watching Divorce Court on the TV when Toriel wasn't home. It served as a reminder that some lives are truly worse than their own.
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Astarion does Raphael a favor and is given a gift in exchange: the chance to explore his complicated feelings about sex without the fear of anyone touching him in return. Gale is starting to act strange however...
TL;DR: Raphael gives Astarion a magical pocket pussy and he doesn't know it's connected to Gale.
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He's thirteen, hungry and exhausted, and he has to care for a very active child of five. He's also a king in exile.
One day he has a brilliant idea to hide as a maester in service of the Usurper's most faithful servant.
He saw it as a temporary thing, then. To get some R&R, read some books, gather his supporters... eight years later he doesn't want anything but a peaceful quiet life with the kids he likes as his own kin.
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"What the fuck does any of that even mean?" by Groffsaucesrightpinkietoe
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda
06 Jul 2025
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Washington just wants a quiet evening, but Hamilton and Jefferson are at it again—bickering like toddlers and dragging him into their unresolved tension.
Is it rivalry, repressed feelings, or just another day in the cabinet?- Language:
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路辰‖拜托给他一个家 by faint_summer
Fandoms: 时空中的绘旅人 | For All Time | Lovebrush Chronicles (Video Game)
06 Jul 2025
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和学长路辰的合约婚姻到期后你自动提出解除关系，却没想到三天两头能在各种场合见到这位堪称劳模的前夫。
展会上并肩介绍展会内容侃侃而谈不忘初心方得始终；会议上认真听讲积极提出意见对待后辈温和有礼；连好友沈凌都对他称赞有加……等等，那现在为什么会出现在你家门口和你的床上？这不对吧？路辰：她到底知不知道我喜欢她啊。我们都结婚了我们都做爱了为什么她还是要跟我分手？！
安泽恒：别这样兄弟，人家还给你发好人卡了呢。你：诶？可是跟前夫做爱是很正常的事情吧。我们只是合约婚姻到期，又不是没做过爱。
沈凌：您完全不懂什么叫谈恋爱的是吗？chapter4&5大概会有1w左右的……诶呀离婚夫妻做起来就是没轻没重。
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r/Who Let This Bird Have So Many Kids by Puppetmaster13
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Jul 2025
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Wingkuna takes to Reddit for help with attempting to raise 30+ children while ignoring the Culling Games going on outside.
It's not important, truly, what is important is how to stop these brats from cracking their skulls open while he's trying to keep them alive.Series
- Part 5 of Matori [Wingkuna]
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Uraraka is Soukoku's secret love child real??? No click bait??? by InkyTheRat
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
06 Jul 2025
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I was awake at three in the morning and had a thought upon seeing yet another Uraraka is Soukoku's kid video on YouTube and decided to say why it's a reasonable thought because, I reiterate, I am awake at three in the fucking morning and it's the summer.
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“You think you’re clever,” Voldemort whispered. His wand trembled in his hand—rage or cold, he couldn’t tell. “You think you can unmake my reign with childish jests. I am the Dark Lord. I am eternal.”
“You’re bald, so clearly not all of you is eternal.”
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Harry haunts Voldemort until the man gets so irritated he learns necromancy to bring Harry back to life just so the boy will leave him the fuck alone. Spoiler alert: It doesn't work (Harry is not leaving)
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- Part 2 of Chemical Imbalance
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Vegeta goes to sleep beside his lovely wife Bulma. The next morning, he wakes up in the body of, and he quotes himself, Remnant’s biggest jackass, fuck-up of a father, and SDC CEO Jacques Schnee.
Remnant suffers. And yet it’s also saved, one grey hair and shout of Saiyan pride at a time.
Crack fic, Schnee family fix-it. Post-DBZ for Dragon Ball, and just before Vol. 1 for RWBY.
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His fingers twitched, itching to move but not knowing where to go, which strings to press down. His mouth failed him too, voice not working. It had been going so well. What the fuck was happening? He glanced to his left, meeting Nam-gyu's eyes.
Nam-gyu's eyes softened as he left his spot on stage. Hurrying over to Thanos, he swung his own guitar to his back and looped his arms under Thanos', grabbing onto Thanos' guitar. Nam-gyu's fingers found their way to the cords and he rested his head on Thanos' shoulder for a moment. Just long enough to whisper, "Sing. We've got you covered."
Thanos raised his arms slightly to allow Nam-gyu more room to play. He steadied his nerves and began his solo, Nam-gyu playing while he sung. He grabbed onto the microphone with both hands, bellowing into it. Singing out all his pain, all the sorrow and betrayal that had been simmering in him for days.
Nam-gyu was warm behind him, his arms looped under Thanos' kept him steady as he sung. Nam-gyu played effortlessly, as though the solo was his. When had he even learnt it?
Or, thanos team rock band au!!!
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Makima reviews films that failed at the box office for...reasons.
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"Fellas, fellas! We’ve got the wrong place–”
"The wrong place?!” Caporegime looked like he saw a ghost.
“The real boss is gon’ kill us!” He sputtered, fleeing almost as fast as he talked. One by one they scampered out of the battered building, leaving dust in their wake.AKA: Mafioso and 1x1x1x1's goons get mixed up. The mafia crew gets a some reprimanding.
(Note, this entire fic is based off that one thing with 1x1x1x1 and Mafioso. You know it.)- Language:
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【秦彻X你】恶龙童话 by carrot_pillow
Fandoms: 秦彻 - Fandom, 恋与深空 | Love and Deepspace (Video Game)
06 Jul 2025
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我与恶龙有个赌约。
他赌，他会死在我之前。
我不语，只是低头取出弹匣里的六颗子弹。
还剩两颗子弹，我与恶龙一人一局，看这场赌约谁能获胜。秦彻笑眼看着我，猩红色的眼眸泛着血色，他说:
“女士优先。”
*If你记得恶龙的存在，半龙半养父的彻，反正都能看见
轻松向，后期全是🥩
kodos和评论摩多摩多，谢谢宝贝们~
⚠️或许会有别的男主出场充当npc
⚠️本文小狸花人设有点木头
⚠️没有未成年人性行为，别瞎指责我 -
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I've written a collection of loosely based one-shots over the years. Some are great, some not so much. I'm plopping them here for your reading pleasure.
How I will rate them:
G (General Audiences)
M (Adult humor, situations, language)
E (Explicit, full-on smut, violence, etc)These range from innocent to in your face with all different types of subject matter, there may be loose storylines within this too that carry from one shot to one shot, and I'll post those together in a group. Enjoy.
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Asuka goes get everyone subway subs but Homaru decides to be a meanie by Kawaii_ruby
Fandoms: 閃乱カグラ | Senran Kagura
06 Jul 2025
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Homaru evil and Asuka good, because of this she messes with Asuka and her plans of getting everyone a subway sub.
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Uzi, having swallowed the Singularity and thus the Solver itself, now has to live with the consequences. Cyn now lives on inside of her tail, forced to be with Uzi 24/7. Cyn seems to be rather benign and powerless now, but nothing is stopping her from being incredibly annoying.