10 Works in Floof | Technoblade's Dog & Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)

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    Everyone’s stressed so Techno takes them camping. (Timeline after ETU)

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    It’s pouring outside. Absolutely pouring. A torrential one if you will. The wind is howling, and Techno worries for the safety of their house from the massive tree in their backyard.

    Techno looks over to where his dog is sitting perfectly at the front door, tilting his head back and forth. “No, Floof. We are not going on a walk in this weather. Are you crazy?”

    Floof whines, before jumping up and down in a circle and barking.

    Techno gives him a deadpan look. “You are. You have finally lost it.”

    Or, Floof wants to go out in a crazy storm, which Techno refuses. Techno then goes on to think about who the hell would even go outside in this weather, and comes up with an answer. Skeppy is not happy about being trolled.

    Or, or, orphanduo <3

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    A man was exiled three millennials ago.

    A man who was hardly a man at all.

    Once, the man, who was hardly a man at all, had said that ‘the only universal language is violence’, and his actions only repeated that phrase tenfold.

    The king exiled him, away from the grassy lands and into the glacial expanse of the Arctic.

    How the god spent those years, no one knows. Some wonder if he returned to the heavens, deciding to fulfil his duties rather than waste away alone in the middle of an ice desert.

    But the god never left.

    And, after three millennials, that fact was revealed by none other than a lonely traveller.

    Technoblade was no longer alone.

    ———

    Or Technoblade is alone, but three humans save him from his loneliness

    Or or Sbi found family fluff

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    Techno was at peace when he closed his eyes that final time. Like finally resting after a long, and painful, battle.

    He felt about a million times lighter by the time he'd opened his eyes again.

    //

    Aka: Techno is dead, but that doesn’t mean he’s gone.

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    Techno is tired. He’s tired, he’s tired, he’s tired. Tired of being unwanted, tired of being ignored. He’s tired of being unloved. But that’s just how it is and he needs to accept that.

    He’s supposed to be strong; he’s supposed to keep it together. He’s the one people go to when they’re upset. He’s the one people go to when they need someone to unload all of their troubles on. That’s what he is. Someone who’s only there for other people's convenience. Someone who people only care to talk to when they need something.

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    In that moment, as they turned back to the door, the taller realised that he trusted this man, in his gut – in fact, he knew this man from somewhere, perhaps in a distant dream, perhaps because he saw himself, in a way that he couldn't describe or explain in any capacity that the English language could provide. Alexander was Techno. Techno was Alexander. They were one.

     

    ***RECENT EDITS FOR SPELLING ERRORS***

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    Techno’s pretty much one of the last humans on earth, He has his loyal dog Floof and his minivan.

    Now he’s set for life!

    Err well maybe not.

    But hey! At least he’s picking up some cool ‘humans’ on the way!

    They are totally not zombies! Nope! None here!

    Okay for real though how the F### Is Techno finding all these sentient zombies? And how did their group get the name Sleepy Boi’s Inc? Like just how.

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    PART 3
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    “...my scans tell me you are an employee of Cyberlife,” came a voice from the silhouette, and Techno’s blood ran cold.

    The voice wasn’t exactly threatening in itself. It sounded oddly British; calm and collected, edged perhaps with the slightest hint of curiosity and a firm underlying tone of warning, of ‘stay down’.

    But this was a deviant, and Techno was under the employ of the company that as far as he knew, was the number one enemy in the eyes of Deviant programming—or so he’d been informed.

    He was so dead.

    Actually dead, not metaphorically dead.

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    Techno finds a dog in the alleyway and figures there's no harm in taking it in. After all, it gets pretty cold after dark. It's just one night.

    But one night turns to two, then three, then four, and Techno just has to accept Floof is his dog now.

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    7PM, and the potatoes were fried, the seasoning crafted to perfection, the bar clean from annoyingly hazardous liquid like blood, and Whitelisted was open for business.
    Considered the best restaurant in the city (not that that was enough for Techno, he wanted world domination here, but one step at a time), Whitelisted was never empty. But Techno was one man, and since he was independent like that, he opened whenever the hell he felt like it. Keep them on their toes, that was the Whitelisted way.

    There were only 3 ways to join. And Whitelisted was not an easy establishment to track down, through some not-quite-totally-legal methods that Techno casually ignored. He had damn good potatoes, and that was the important bit

     

    Or: A oneshot around Whitelisted from WolfyTheWitch's and Rebeldoodle’s Farwell Wanderlust AU

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