15 Works in Frustrated Crowley (Good Omens)
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God sends Crowley and Aziraphale to fetch an errant Jesus from Earth with the promise that they'll be protected from retribution from either Heaven or Hell. Jesus doesn't want to return to Heaven, but Crowley doesn't want to give up the chance of a new life completely free of their former sides…
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- Part 63 of Five Hundred Word Ficlets
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Safe, Sane, and Consensual Caffeination by DiscombobulatedBard
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Nov 2024
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Ghostwriter Crowley loves going to Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death and ordering his usual six shots of espresso. Aziraphale, the shop’s new barista, refuses to indulge his unhealthy habit any longer.
Crowley will not give up his favorite vice; Aziraphale will not stand by and let him caffeinate himself into oblivion. When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, who will win the standoff?
Inspired by a one-liner that will eventually pop up in my other fic, Ineffably Enough, They Were Roommates
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Aziraphale and the Chartists (or Aziraphale Starts a Riot) by FizzyBadger
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Aug 2024
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It is 1839 and Aziraphale is temporarily living in Wales.
He gets mixed up with the Chartists (a short lived political group that fought for political reform such as the universal right to vote). Aziraphale being idealistic, Crowley being realistic/pessimistic but helping out regardless.
Starts fluffy. Some (quite a bit?) of angst later.
Re-imagining of historical events, probably with a lot of historical errors, but also with quite a lot of reference to real events and places which are clarified in the notes for anyone geeky enough to be interested. (Also reference to Arthur and Sir Aziraphale too because, well, why not?)
(It's obvious that Aziraphale would be involved in the key events of Welsh history, fighting for fairer political processes and living in South Wales right...?)
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Rain Fall by mageofthepeople
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Aug 2024
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A human, Victorian AU.
Anthony Crowley and Azra Fell meet and fall in love and into a two year relationship while Az finishes university. When they are set to finally escape to the continent, they are separated for three years and neither of them are completely sure what happened to cause the split. When they accidentally run into one another, they find they can't move forward until they figure out what happened in their past.
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A Spot of Bother by DiscombobulatedBard for OverAnalyzers
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Jul 2024
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Crowley, being a demon, got up to quite a bit of mischief over the past six thousand years. Messing with the phones, specifically, is now coming back to haunt him… Will the Serpent of Eden be able to get his husband the gift he craves?
Shout out to OverAnalyzers for the fic idea! They were like, what if Aziraphale’s Wi-Fi broke and Crowley had to call and try to fix the router but everything was really awful and annoying. And then my brain was like *TeleCrowley* and realized this had series potential.
This fic is about the trials and tribulations of ordering a bean bag, but never fear! The next one in the series is about Aziraphale’s Wi-Fi issues.
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- Part 1 of Smooth Operator
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Crowley expected all the unwanted stuff he left in his flat when Shax took it over would simply return to the raw firmament from which it was made. Unfortunately for him, that's not what happened.
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Crossing a marsh in the evening isn’t fun. It’s even less fun once darkness falls, and Crowley’s map turns out to be less than accurate. Aziraphale’s unexpected appearance makes things worse before they get better.
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Fluffy Christmas: Prompt 3 & 4 - Rain and Good Luck Kiss by Prinxlegolass
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jan 2024
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After dining at the Ritz, the series continues as our ineffable couple walk home. But bickering and sulking soon ensues as Aziraphale wants to partake in some human superstition.
“Why do I get the impression, angel, that if I’m not careful I’ll find myself agreeing to many more of these inconveniences for the rest of eternity?” Crowley gruffly cantered.
“Yes, but you know it makes me so happy,” the angel smirked dryly in response.
“We’ll have to go back to the quid pro quo system; or better yet, the coin toss!”
“You always cheated at the coin toss!”
“I did.”
“And I let you. Maybe now it’s time for me to win!”
Crowley was always astounded how Aziraphale managed to be the only angel, the only being, in fact, who managed to look equal parts smug and adorable when getting their way.
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- Language:
- English
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- 1,219
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 21
- Hits:
- 197
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Crowley said top hats DNI by Flores_De_Junio
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Mar 2023
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Crowley hates that fucking hat and thinks you should too.
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Hell keeps micromanaging Crowley’s job as the Black Knight, and he’s completely fed up with it. After being forced to participate in an actual battle, Crowley once again tries to tempt Aziraphale into abandoning their assignments and going home. Aziraphale has a counter offer—what would happen if he told the Archangels that Crowley is trying to corrupt him?
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The Painting Angel by orphan_account
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
06 Oct 2020
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"What makes this painting so special? Come on, angel - let me take you out somewhere. My treat. How about The Ritz? It's been weeks since we last went, and I know how you enjoyed that Cornish Turbot."
Crowley is at the end of his patience, although to be honest, this situation is all his fault. It's been weeks since their last proper date, because Aziraphale has been sucked into the life of a hobby artist after Crowley showed him Etsy. It's a frustrating situation, but Crowley can't help but add fuel to the fire...
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Not on the plants, dear, we’re British (NOW WITH ART!) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for IneffableAlien
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Jan 2020
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Crowley has a sad/angry wank and takes out his frustration on his plants. Literally.
(I dunno, I struggled to find a title for this pile of excrement.)
A drunken ExMarks very kindly did a youtube reading of my atrocious fic, enjoy, I did!JuliaJekyll *ALSO* did a PODFIC
Miel_Petite illustrated my chaotic comedy nonsense, NSFW illustration at the end of the fic.
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A Four-Letter Word by 1f_this_be_madness
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Dec 2019
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Being friends for six thousand years teaches one things.
Like the fact that one friend cannot stand for the other to call him nice, or even think it.
It teaches you that nothing is truly evil or truly good, at least, not in this world. We are all muddling through, doing - and faring - worse or better.
And it's hard to see the truth sometimes, even when it's staring you directly in the face.
Maybe it's the sunglasses.
(Or, a series of scenes where Crowley and Aziraphale recognise they are important to one another, and a time one of them actually attempts to articulate something about it.)
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They send messages about their first real date and well, you know ... They are kind of teenagers in love ... And the bowtie is Crowley's privilege ...
Crowley is probably freaking out. Aziraphale is probably very excited. Or the other way.
This is only the conversation, no thinking, just pur and raw from Crowley's phone !
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- Part 4 of Their first times
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1-shot. Crowley has a problem. A problem he finally admits he can’t control so he goes to the one person he feels can help him: Sam. Sam’s hunt for his brother has hit a wall. When Crowley shows up begging for help, he discovers Crowley’s problem is also his own because it’s Dean. *Worried/tired/annoyed!Sam & Frustrated/exasperated!Crowley* Spoilers!