3 Works in Hafnium Element (Anthropomorphic)

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  1. When Is The Customer Ever Right? by

    Fandoms: Object and Concept Anthropomorphism, Periodic Table (Anthropomorphic) - Fandom, Original Work  

    04 Jul 2025

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    Sodium and other elements work a dead-end job at the local McDonald’s and pretend to be happy about it.

    That’s it. That’s the summary.

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    English
    Words:
    2,082
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    14

  2. An Udderly Real Ele-milk by for Uhmeduh

    Fandoms: chemistry - Fandom, Science - Fandom  

    13 Dec 2023

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    Milk has been left off the periodic table long enough. They’re a real element too! Just because the world didn’t understand them didn’t mean they couldn’t join the periodic table. And this time they were gonna make their case!
    Milk would be recognized as an element at long last!
    (Hope you like it Angie <3)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,196
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    196

  3. Metall/u/rgy Shorts by

    Fandoms: Metall/u/rgy  

    24 May 2023

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    Short Metall/u/rgy stories.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,620
    Chapters:
    46/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    712

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