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we will never ever part by kit_kat_katie07
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
23 Nov 2025
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To know how it ends
And still begin to sing it again
As if it might turn out this time
I learned that from a friend of mineor, an assemblage of missing pieces and alternative perspectives of your will is not your own, as told from eddie & volt's POV.
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- Part 3 of it's gonna be a scream, baby!
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Room for one more? by Pinkaoholic
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
23 Nov 2025
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You are a junior in college and you just transferred to a different university. You had transferred in the end of the first semester, so you couldn't change classes you didn't want, join most clubs, and there were no dorms available...or so you thought. There was only one dorm available and it was in the boys dormitories.
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Falling Apart at the Seams by LostSoulRedemption
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
23 Nov 2025
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Honestly, you should have known something like this was going to happen. The universe seemed to pendulum swing between smiling upon you and being your absolute reckoning.
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You were a baby witch just starting to learn your craft when the Dateviators crashed through your window, so - of course - having your own brand of magic combine with 'magic furniture fuck glasses' was bound to cause problems. A simmer pot you were making spilled all over your clothes, leading to Dirk turning into a human for a day. What could possibly go wrong?
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The Mystery of the Lady of the Bedchamber by NoobsomeExagerjunk
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
22 Nov 2025
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Before you were granted the ability to directly acknowledge the existence of the many, many Things in your Home, there once was a Dresser in your Bedroom named Deenah. She ran the Bedroom space like she had been the one who owned it. She was also the stabilizing member of a throuple that also included of two of the Laundry Room Circus's performers: Dirk and Harper, whose constant arguing has been having a strong negative effect on their fellow Circus performers, as well as the other people around them. You're not sure why your Dresser was in your Attic, but the idea of restoring her through investigation sounds like a fun challenge. Good too, in the long run.
With the two objects in your house that's just as nosy as you are, if not more so, right by your side, the challenge won't be so tough after all.
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When Luke is on the brink of death on the battlefield, he's saved by a wild shrieking red head beating off swarmers with a lead pipe of all things. When that blood soaked girl smiles at him, it's love at first sight.
Now Luke's on a mission to get her back home to Earth, fully unaware she's down bad for him too.
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Harper x Everyone (One shots) by Blue34
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
17 Nov 2025
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One shots for Harper x Everyone because Harper deserves better. Also, this is a fun return to AO3. Be patient with me, as there are over 100 characters, and I need to get ideas for each of them. Hope you all can enjoy the stories.
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haunted by paxielarvis for avandranus
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
15 Nov 2025
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Harper and Dirk visit a haunted house.
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Workin' Late? by 8Honey_Lemonz16
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
14 Nov 2025
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"According to your current company status quo for your current workload, it seems we have a solution to your problem!"
"A raise?"
"A new assistant!"
It seems that due to your "work ethic" of being stretched thin at your 9-5, your manager decides you need a new assistant. But oh no! Their hot!
(Yes, I also posted this on Tumblr under the handle @berriblossom!)
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Made Myself Mythical by SilentMusiic
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Nov 2025
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You had never been trusted with more than the life of a houseplant, and yet somehow the fate of humanity now rested in your hands and yours alone.
At least, that’s what the gruff man dressed in sharp white that nearly blended into the massive dragonfly wings trailing behind him had told you when he appeared like a flash of light in your apartment.
And what to make of his towering counterpart of lightning and abyssum standing across from him, erupting from the earth not moments ago with a look of smug joy in his glowing eyes?
Caught between temptations of anarchy and the soft hold of redemption, it now falls to you to be either humanity’s greatest savior or foulest destroyer.
If these celestial beings don’t swallow you- and potentially each other- whole before your choice can be made at all.
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they're gone, where have you been? by cosmicchelc
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
12 Nov 2025
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Sam gets a message from Valdivian Homes, informing her of a change of ownership for her friend’s house.
It’s her home now.
No letter, no note, nothing.
At the behest of a person called ‘tinfoilhat’, she goes to her friend’s house to find out what happened.
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- Part 3 of Date Everything!
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Unwanted, Unloved, Unless... by bonkyyyyy
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
11 Nov 2025
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Juney Yu craved the attention she never got. Her parents couldn't care less about her and no one wanted her. So what happens when almost all the objects in her house are pining for her affection?
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Harper is Buttoned to the Top! by powderblueearth
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
11 Nov 2025
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Autumn never thought her revived friendship with Harper could become anything more than platonic. But on a chilly fall day, their bodies wind up pressed together and repressed feelings rise to the surface.
Somehow the world and plot around this fic was inspired by that glorious 070 Shake and Lily Rose Depp meme that was circulating all year and that’s fucking hilarious.
Anyway enjoy. This is my first ever published fic.
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- English
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- 2,605
- Chapters:
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Never Love An Anchor. by Kozukind
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
08 Nov 2025
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Love doesn’t solve everything life has already taken, it all but solidifies the joke that they are a walking failure needing rescuing. What they don’t understand is where things went wrong, if really, they can even lead a normal life with their head steady on their shoulders.
Nothing can be said, even the loudest of screams cannot snap them out of the daze that is produced by their ringing ears— silently, they realize, everything is but naught. The human had known they were born mediocre, and yet everything still hurts as much as if they were still an infant.
or: a multi-chapter interpretation of the objects co-existing with a Player suffering from past abuse and their attempts to all get along in hope of alleviating the pressure on their beloved.
All from the povs of our dateables and generally narrated in third person.
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Crushes on Rejection by Angeliguy
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
07 Nov 2025
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A silly fic born from a text my friend sent me about a AU We made where the date everything people r in college as humans, Dirk and Clarence are twin brothers in this universe, tbh this is more of a for fun fic then my others so don't take this seriously lmao
or: Clarence crushes on Reggie because Reggie complimented him once/hj
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Death came knocking by Redderd101
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
06 Nov 2025
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Two agents back at Valdivian find out about the Dateviators and confront the homeowner, they would stop at nothing to get the Dateviators even if they have to go to extreme lengths to do so.
(there's also art :])
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I've Got A Soft Spot For You by jjlaco16
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
05 Nov 2025
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Hector zoomed in on the tube of toothpaste that sat on the edge of your sink, noting the brand. The next time he was at the store he would have to buy the exact same one, to see what you would taste like in the mornings as you got ready for your day. If he licked his way into your mouth would he taste peppermint, or something with a harsher bite?
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Dating app AUSeries
- Part 5 of Stories About My Air Conditioner
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Sugar & Spice, Love & Hate by YourDarlingBliss
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
05 Nov 2025
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While moving into your new house, you the house in an odd state of fulfillment, certain objects left behind that shouldn’t be left behind in a brand new house you just bought. As you find a strange pair of sunglasses in your bedroom, you put them on and find that a strange woman appears behind you. Before she has the chance to say anything, you throw the glasses off of yourself and end up tripping over your own feet, falling to the ground and breaking the glasses under the impact.
After waking up from a horrible shock that stemmed from the glasses breaking, you realize quickly that you can suddenly see all of the objects in your house as real people.
It’s fun at first until concern and confusion grows as to why you can see everyone without the sunglasses…
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pillow talk by asinglecelledorganism
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
01 Nov 2025
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Harper beckons him down by curling a finger while smiling at him. "Come on, Dirkie. Lets give our friend a show, hm?"
or, Harper and Dirk have sex in front of Betty.
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- Part 25 of kinktober 2025
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Push My Buttons by TransLilRat
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game), Date - Fandom
28 Oct 2025
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Hector is having trouble adjusting in the world after realization, especially after you had sent him off with that night of passion. He still misses you... surely you wouldn't mind if he just stopped by to visit?
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Operation: Hug Everything by EtherealSpaceJelly
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
26 Oct 2025
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to hug every single Dateable all in one day. That's right, you've got 100 hugs to deliver! Time to get cracking.
Gender neutral reader insert, no use of Y/N. I will update the tags as I go, so check there for which characters I have already written!
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- Part 12 of Date Everything Reader Inserts