19 Works in Hawke is a Menace (Dragon Age)

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    ♡ A very aggressive, snide, self aware and semi-detached Marian Hawke tells her own tale of saving Ferelden and Kirkwall from themselves. It's her story, other people simply butt into it. ♡

    Featuring:
    Samson's descent from addicted creep to addicted cult leader.
    Forbidden torture templar x mage romance.
    Hawke being unable to find a templar husband, settling for a lay brother?
    Brother as best friend.
    A dog called Griffon and a spider called Meredith.
    Evil swords.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,600
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Hits:
    53
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    Seneschal Bran hates everyone, but especially Marian Hawke. He also wants to put her in her proper place as an uppity Fereldan refugee. Unfortunately for him, Hawke as other ideas.

    For Kinktober 2025:
    Day 3: Humiliation

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,570
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    75
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    ♡ Jerkass, self aware Mary Sue Reddit Atheist Hawke traipses around the Fade with a pair of boring ex boyfriends and a spider. ♡

    Whumptember 2025 Day 18.“I don’t see a way out of here”
    Thorny bush | multiple whumpees | labyrinth
    AUgust: Gateway Between Worlds
    Flufftober: Stuck or lost together

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    859
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    13
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    Everyone’s wet themselves before. Unavoidable fact of life. ‘Cept he was a kid then, and he was an adult now, and he needed to make adult choices, such as going to the privy like a normal and well-adjusted, taxpaying dwarf.

    But he kept hesitating, again and again, and Hawke’s drunken slurry of words kept ringing in his ears.

    I like losing control.

    Losing control?

    Having control over losing control.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,284
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    848
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    Hawke feels that Anders needs to socialise more, so sets him up on a blind date with one of Isabela's friends.

     

    (Modern AU)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    2,552
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    125
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    Anders and Hawke stayed together after the mess in Kirkwall, though the Maker knows why. Well, they're traveling together. Their relationship is a mess now too. All Hawke wants is to see if the Avvar can split Anders and Justice from each other. For some reason, Anders has agreed to go along.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,245
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    157
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    Varric went to Tevinter to stop Solas, so of course Hawke went too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    764
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    168
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    Varric and Cassandra have gotten involved, and Hawke doesn't like that Cassandra has technically attacked Varric twice. So she's sure to tell them both about it when Varric tells Hawke about the relationship. Gotta make sure the Seeker knows that she's already on her third strike.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,237
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    190
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    Aveline is with Donnic now, but Hawke and Varric still aren't together. It's time for a new strategy. After lots and lots of pining.

    Note: This is MTF Hawke going by Gillian. Don't be weird about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,910
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    133
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    Cullen is pretty sure he likes men and women. But it doesn't feel right, exploring those feelings with the people he works with and fights alongside. Hawke's arrival at Skyhold gives him an opportunity to mend old wounds and discover new sentiments.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,594
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    287
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    Hawke nudged Fenris with her elbow, avoiding the spikes on his armor. “See that weird alcove?” she asked, pointing. His eyes followed the invisible line she indicated, until they alighted on a dark bend in the darker stone walls.

    Fenris nodded. “I see it.”

    “That passage leads to a Carta Proving ring,” she informed him.

    “Okay? And?”

    She puffed out her chest and gave him a cocky grin. “And I’m gonna fight in it.”

    //

    Hawke gets shivved in a Proving. And accidentally learns about Varric's family in the process.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,460
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    538
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    For the BTV Artober Prompt Event - a story of Idiots in Love in 500 word prompt fills.

    When Elodie Hawke stumbles into Varric's life, things take a sharp turn for the insane. What starts as a simple partnership gets more than a little complicated, the world goes up in smoke, and when they find the abyss, there's only one option left.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,019
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    309
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,817
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    Anders gets a little muddled by some saar-qamek and makes a confession about his wildest fantasies, Hawke, and cat ears. Unluckily, this confession is almost certainly going to go on Varric's blog.

    Luckily, Hawke is a very obliging girlfriend.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,223
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    815
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    Elodie Hawke is a menace that fits just right into Varric's life and keeps him on his toes. After The Incident with misfiring Bianca, Varric knows he'll let her get away with anything.

    ...except it's hard to let her get away with leaving.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,104
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1,129
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    In truth, Varric’s life is a never-ending series of problems waiting to be solved. Most of them dumped in his lap by a gangly, overeager human with too-bright eyes and a smile that spelled disaster.

    In truth, Varric’s biggest problem is he never can tell Elodie Hawke no. Even when he really should.

    Which is exactly how he ended up on the bed at her mercy.

    And, truly, he doesn’t regret it for a moment.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,723
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2,095
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    Viscount Varric Tethras has a date with the Champion of Kirkwall and his opulent bathtub for some good, clean fun.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,366
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,955
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    Fenris drags himself across a continent to figure out what sort of mess Hawke has gotten himself into this time. Unsurprisingly, it's a whole flock of trouble.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,626
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    897
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    Hawke is bored, which as Varric reminds her, never goes well. A slice of life for two best friends in a crazy world that makes no sense.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,641
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    78
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    During a game of Wicked Grace, Keaton Hawke reveals all the strange places he's had sex, and the one place he always wanted to, but never could. Lilitu Lavellan decides to arrange a special surprise just for him and invites him to the Great Hall to bend the knee.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,552
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1,165

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