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Safe upon the solid rock the ugly houses stand: Come and see my shining palace built upon the sand! by Caracalliope for LookingForDroids
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Nov 2022
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The primordial god of beginnings opens up to a fugitive.
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- Part 2 of fiig2 from thii2tle2
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Roxy is a goldblood on the run; Dirque is a loyal moirail.
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The Broadcast by papaya1551
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Homestuck, Slender Man Mythos
13 Oct 2024
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A cobalt-blooded scienterrorist studies the behavioral habits of humans so that they can enslave them better. A can of beans sits in the corner and is of no relevance to the plot at all. Suddenly, vive la revolution.
Some credit to WarriorKiwi and TheLadySyk0.
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Somewhere before the end but after the beginning, the Handmaid of Lord English learns an unexpected lesson from the second, third, and fourth most important people in her life.
Somewhere before the greatest trial of her career, the Neophyte Redglare learns that there are more things in heaven and Alternia, and gets the tiniest glimpse of what maybe could have been.
Somewhere after surviving the end of his life, the Helmsman of the Battleship Condescension is reminded, by two people who are drenched in death, why he loved being alive.
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When the daymares are too much to handle, Sollux Captor locks his doors and turns to a wigglerhood gift for comfort.
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All of my Eridan/Sollux (Erisol) short stories in one place.
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Illegally detachable helmstroll Sollux Captor takes off from his helming shift a few nights early to surprise his quadrant-blurring long-time partners, who are very happy to see him, and also, as always, just the kind of dickheads he would fall for.
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"douchefuck" goddess <3
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so soft so sweet
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Being part of the Imperial Fleet means you're subject to its rules, being an Ampora means you're more than a little outside of them—enough so to sneak your tyrian matesprit, who, by all rights, ought to be dead onto your top of the fleet command (and start taking over your most trusted crew, the little shit), enough to try out a "revolutionary" new method of helmstroll technology that leaves your pitch free to run rampant over the ship (and be a general nuisance to everyone aboard, per usual), but nowhere near enough to refuse your deeps damned Ancestor a visit.
There's absolutely no way you're getting out of this unscathed, even if he hasn't guessed that you're lowkey plotting to overthrow the Condesce. Fuck.
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nutting 5 million times to this btw
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You don't Choose the Helmslife by BagtheBagisnotaBag for addledAuthor (Liamchip)
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 Jul 2018
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The helmslife takes you from your hive and tortures you till you crack.
"In Which a Seadweller Captain of the Imperial Fleet and His Lowblooded Matesprite Find Their Long Lost Childhood Friend Suffering as a Yellowblood Helmsman Trainee, They Then Proceed to Enlist the Damaged Helmsman to Helm Their Ship as Both of Them Hold Long Buried Romantic Interest in Him. Includes Emotional Turmoil, Psychological Torment, One Sided Pale Advances, Unintentional Auspising, Excessive Swearing, Delusions, Crying, Yelling, Monologing, Torture, Treason of the Cullable Variety, and Hope."
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Like a Needle to a Lodestone: Kankri in the Era of Benevolent Rationality by RainofLittleFishes
Fandoms: Homestuck
08 Mar 2015
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Plenty of trolls have jobs, without one you might eat, but not well or without worry. What trolls don’t always remember is that a vocation is not just a job. A vocation means you were called to it.
Kankri juggles his ever expanding responsibilities, his need to relieve suffering, his inability to let injustice go unanswered, his conviction that there is something wrong and he has to fix it. Meenah is there to remind him that he’s more than what he owes. Porrim finds an old betrayal come back to bite her in a manner she never anticipated and she’s not sure she minds. Tattoowasps. Kinky pitch solicitations. Shameful secrets.
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- Part 5 of The Era of Benevolent Rationality
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The true story behind the most infamous planetside starship crash of the 44th century.
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This never updated and only has one chapter, but the absolute fear and helplessness and good worldbuilding are quite nice!!
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Abandoned but interesting
(Sunslammer Down - homestuck)
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"Vantas, you lucky bastard," Straterrorist Reikar says, shaking her head. "Going to see that pilot of yours?"
You grin. "Only chance I'm going to have for the next sweep, so we better get our duty to the Mother done while we can."
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You wake up some time just after midday sprawled across the sofa with an arm slung over your face and your glasses dangling precariously from the other hand.
A taste of what life is like in the Second Sufferer's inner circle. Sollux gets up at a ridiculous hour, does a series of increasingly stupid things, and very nearly manages not to fuck everything up.
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- Part 2 of Second Sufferer AU
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/wistful sigh I wish there were more
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Really, the people who uninstalled you did a poor job.
Guess you'll just have to make the best of it.
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Psii is so. unbelievably. hot.
i jizzed hard, nghh.
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so. unbelievably. hot.
i jizzed hard, nghh.
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Damn, Sollux, Do You Even Understand the Word 'Subtle'? by TrashfireRadiowaves
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Apr 2014
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Sometimes, you lay awake and think on how utterly absurd it is, for you to be the voice of reason, of sorts. The metaphorical 'oldest'. You watch out for them, you make sure shit doesn't happen to them, you take care of them, and it only exacerbates your feelings for them because, to be honest, they're dependent on you.
You are the babysitter. It is you.
How the fuck you became the responsible one, you'll never know.
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MGHHHHHGGN YESS
(this is canon)
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The low fuel warnings feel like they’re blinking at the back of your eyeballs—annoying as ever, and you still haven’t figured out how to break that part of the system—but hey. Not actually your problem. You’re the pure polished pinnacle of Alternian engineering and medicine (polished! pinnacle! hahaha, cracks you up every time), you’ve never needed to worry about fuel. And oh dear, it looks like nobody bothered to line up your orders before they booted you up. It looks like things have been left to your better judgment. Your better judgment says: ground-to-orbit protocol II, full thrust.
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Her fingers dance circles around that little node, and when she brushes a claw along it, experimentally, Sollux shakes all over, still toppled limply in her arms, breathing fast and harsh.
"That's where the main jack would go," she murmurs, softly, idly.
(Prompt: "Maybe she knows just enough about the Condesce and the Psiioniic to think it's the most romantic thing in the world, or just enough that she was horrified, got over it, and then got really into it; and maybe he's willing to indulge it. He probably knows a lot more about helmsmen in general than she does, since as a kid he must have assumed that was what was coming to him; and what if she's stupid and naive about it and he has to correct her, possibly while she's going a bit farther than making out, which neither of them had exactly planned--")
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(Study in Fuchsia and Gold - homestuck)
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Eridan laid you on the platform delicately. Fuck him. Fuck him for not dropping you. If the roles were swapped, you would've dumped his ass on the ground. Hell, if this had happened when you were kids, he would've dumped your ass on the ground. Too bad these nights he was a tool of the empire and had as much spine as the creepy sea animals he used to admire.
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Sollux takes the helm, on his own terms.
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Hehehe :3
(Synchrony - homestuck)
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TA: there2 two thiing2
CC: That is...
CC: The absolute LAST number of things I --EV---ER could have expected!!! 38D