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we sing hymns to fires burning (call the chanting of the wave) by tantivy for auxanges
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 May 2021
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"You know," you say, your tone as light and falsely conversational as you can make it, "when you told me that you could get your hands on Imperial-quality weapons, I was only mostly worried about what kind of fuckshit you might be smuggling."
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Your name is KARKAT AMPORA, and you really wish the idiots you choose to deal with on a regular basis would keep you posted when they plan to commit crimes. Actually, it would be fan-fucking-tastic if they could manage to let you know what crimes they plan to commit. This lack of information is hard on your plans.
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Sollux makes his ancestor some pizza rolls.
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Five sweeps after a powerful young psionic yellow-blood named Sollux Captor disappeared from his respiteblock, a certain violet-blood recruit boards the prestigious service of the Condesce's foremost battleship after taking out the )(eiress. That certain violet-blood proceeds to fuck everything up.
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The Condesce is the only troll the Helmsman ever sees. Some things are inevitable.
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I’ve been locked inside your heart-shaped box for sweeps by LookingForDroids for disworl
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Feb 2024
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It probably makes a difference that your Helmsman wants to die.
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Chief Petty Officer Roxy Lalonde assists Helmsman Aradia Megido with a loose power connector, with involuntarily sexy results.
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- Part 2 of Ladystuck 2013
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Aurous the Helmstroll has a lot to experience in this world. Mason means to give her anything she asks for.
And maybe Jermaine won't have a heart attack before all the dust settles.
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- Part 4 of So It's Going
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A series of one-shots, attempting to write a story for every kink on the kink bingo dreamwidth.
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It wasn’t until you hit 6 sweeps that they started to contact you for real. The first time that little red symbol showed up on your husktop screen you threw up. By then you knew what you didn’t know at 2, about the hemospectrum and the abhorrent colour of your blood and what that meant for you and you kept thinking, ‘This is it,’ you kept thinking, ‘they know, oh god they know, they know and I’m going to die. I’m going to die. I’m going to fucking die.’
In which Karkat Vantas is the Second Sufferer. Or at least he's supposed to be.
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- Part 1 of Second Sufferer AU
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Trolls make contact with Earth and forms a galactic bond with the humans. What could possibly go wrong?
Stories exploring different parts of the world were trolls and humans has made contact.
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Yas pls
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Series Title: The Earth/Alternia cooperation
Fandom: Homestuck
Notes from 09/03/2021: i mentioned this before, but i always did love the concept of trolls and humans interacting in a non-sburb context, and especially in stuff where the humans and trolls have an alliance and shit
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TT: Let’s get this show on the road.
TA: a/2/l?
TT: 23, male, rubbing my dick on you. You?
TA: you wouldn’t beliieve me, gender ii2 iirrelevant, haviing diick rubbed on.
TT: Now that the preliminaries are out of the way, woo me.
TA: ii put on my robe and wiizard hat.
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Damn, Sollux, Do You Even Understand the Word 'Subtle'? by TrashfireRadiowaves
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Apr 2014
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Sometimes, you lay awake and think on how utterly absurd it is, for you to be the voice of reason, of sorts. The metaphorical 'oldest'. You watch out for them, you make sure shit doesn't happen to them, you take care of them, and it only exacerbates your feelings for them because, to be honest, they're dependent on you.
You are the babysitter. It is you.
How the fuck you became the responsible one, you'll never know.
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MGHHHHHGGN YESS
(this is canon)
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A month of kinktoberstuck, all centered around clowns ;o)
1. Gamzee/Eridan/Feferi
2. GHB/Mothergrub
3. Marvus/Equius
4. GHB/Gamzee
5. Gam/Caliborn
6. GHB/Equius
7. GHB & Marvus
8. Marvus/Cronus
9. Gamzee/Nannasprite
10. Gam/Horrorterrors
11. Kurloz x2
12. GHB/Darkleer
13. GHB/Chahut
14. GHB/Psiioniic/Condesce
15. Kurloz/Cronus
16. Chahut/Porrim
17. Kurloz/Meulin
18. GHB/Summoner
19. Gamzee/Karkat
20. Chahut/Marvus
21. Gamzee/Equius
22. GHB/Feferi
23. Gamzee/Rose/Terezi
24. Kurloz/The Codpiece
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The Baths of All The Western Stars by biichama (biichan), roachpatrol
Fandoms: Homestuck
23 Nov 2011
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Can you ever really OWN a starship?
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this can be classified as horror story to me
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(Art Fill) Fleet lore is full of cautionary tales for prospective Helmstechs like the Sunslammer, but in terms of actual horror stories, the Demon Star is their worst case scenario.
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SOOOOOOO GOOD
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From the prompt that wouldn't die: Helmsman Eridan has managed to fuck up the computer. Sollux attempts to put a stop to it before it's too late.
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"(F)our minutes ago, a fire started. Almost as soon as the alarms shrieked, the ship became illuminated in colors warmer than rogue blood. Its steel walls caused the heat to cluster. Everything smoked and burned and you remembered, *Sollux couldn't fucking move.*
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All of my Eridan/Sollux (Erisol) short stories in one place.
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Sollux and karkat run away together, and stick it out through all the hard times
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Love a well thought out au
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Everything has to end when entering the helm, but some things never change. The Psiioniic loses his limbs and his agency, his friends and his lovers, but he cannot lose his obligation to perpetuate the trollian race.
Created for Sloppy Seconds 2020
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HE
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
THIS HURTS
MY BULGE IS HAVING A FUCKING SEIZURE FOR HIM
ohh sweet pity