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Whoever these asshole trolls are, they have messed with the wrong guy's friends. Dave Strider is not taking this lying down. He doesn't take anything lying down. Dave Strider is the proverbial top. Hmm, Rose would have a field day with that figure of speech.
Whoever these fucking humans are, Karkat is going to make sure they know how little he wants to speak to them. Even if he's being forced to. How has it come to this? He's meant to be the gogdamn leader.
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You watch as a blonde human woman walks past the shop, going out of sight for a brief moment before she immediately doubles back and comes into view again. She pauses outside the window, as if considering something. You note that, despite it being completely overcast today, she is wearing dark sunglasses. She also looks kind of familiar? You can't quite place her, though.
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- Part 4 of Davekat Week 2025
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The Strider brothers have free reign of the apartment. They don't expect an alien to crash through their window.
On the other side of the galaxy, Sollux Captor runs from planet Alternia. He doesn't expect to survive.
A story about aliens from distant planets learning to understand each other, and maybe a little more.
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You're GAMZEE MAKARA, and sometimes you wonder, with all the time that goes by, does anything really happen?
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Don't accept creepy greaser dudes dates
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This is a re-edited version of Hot Disaster Dumbass Factory optimized for Text-to-Speech.
Section titles have been turned into headers (with tags) for easier navigation, special characters that broke Text-to-speech have been removed, some spellings have been changed to correct Text-to-speech errors, and typing quirks that alter pronunciation have been removed.
pesterlog formatting has been slightly altered for better understanding of who is speaking when chum handles are the same letters.
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- Part 2 of Hot Disaster Dumbass Factory
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With the help of Dirk, Dave escapes Bro by getting into a college way the fuck away from Texas, but they both know that won't be the end of it.
Dave has some baggage, but misery loves company and Sollux is a disaster. A disaster deep in rivalmance with the reigning hot mess herself, Roxy Lalonde.
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- Part 1 of Hot Disaster Dumbass Factory
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Storm Area 51 (They Can't Stop A Gutsy Gumshoe) by SkilledWarriorKiwi
Fandoms: Homestuck
01 Oct 2025
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Hal: Alright kiddos, gather 'round. Got some good news, some bad news and some sorta in between news.
Hal: First off everyone owes Dave 50 bucks, turns out he's right about the theory of Jane busting out aliens and that's why everyone has lost their collective shit all over the place.
TT: What.
EB: what!
GG: omg what!
TG: what
GT: Great scott!
TG: nice one jake you totally ruined the family whatening that was going on
TG: but seriously what -
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All they had to do was make it 791 days apart. Just a single a sweep. Then, Karkat would be done serving in the Alternian Peace Coalition, and get a full ride to any university of his choosing. The thing is, would he be able to last that long without Dave? And how would Dave last without him? Only time will tell.
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- Part 6 of Davekat Week 2025
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"Karkat. Kat. My main dude."
"…Yes?"
"Are you home? Can you come over? I think I need—" You hear a crash, as if Dave just dropped the phone? He says something else that you don't catch before you hear some shuffling and he seemingly picks the phone back up. "I need an adult."
"You are an adult, but okay."
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- Part 5 of Davekat Week 2025
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The last thing you remember, you were sitting on John's shitty sofa.
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- Part 2 of Davekat Week 2025
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4 grubs from alternia end up on earth, in 4 separate house. perhaps this is a better fate for them.
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What are Dove and Karkat up to 10 years after the final events of Pure Effervescent Enrichment?
Obviously, they're still on Tumblr.
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- Part 3 of Tumblr AU B-sides
- Part 1 of Davekat Week 2025
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For the Davekat Week 2025 - Day 1: Decade
In which Karkat wakes up from a nightmare and calms himself down to the fact that... It's been 10 years. He's safe now.
Set in the Pesterquest alternate universe
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Vriska writes a post about her day as a troll who ended up on earth a while back, cites Rose's earlier work before getting onto her actual life!
Podfic of arachnidsGrip has made a new post! by bralsra.
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If you went way back in time, how would you prove to your partner that you know them? Would you live through everything again or turn the tide? Cats or dogs?
Or, in which Dave rewinds time and Karkat doesn't remember him at all.
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Who Framed Vriska Serket? by grandiloquentApostate (superfloyd_writes_137)
Fandoms: Homestuck
18 Jul 2025
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You know, I honestly didn’t think I’d get this far.
I also realize now that this sentiment means nothing without the proper context, which means I am going to have to back up quite a bit for any of this to make sense. Can you stop shining that light in my face? I promise you, my ability to tell the truth coherently will rise significantly if I’m not being blinded. Thanks.
How does one mortal human get themself wrapped up in the affairs of the gods and goddesses? By accident, usually. And Lucy is no exception.
She'll have to start from the beginning.
This might take a while.
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After a threat on his life, Karkat is sent off to live with his estranged family in some quiet valley town despite his protests. He's not looking forward to the change, but maybe it can be the start of good things to come? With his luck, he can only hope. Or not. It's really hard to say when it comes to the life of a Vantas.
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- Part 1 of Eternia Valley
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Tonight, I Really Got It Bad by landofchaosandbloom for A_Spoonful_Of_Salt
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Jun 2025
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You give Karkat a mock salute, which doesn't even make him roll his eyes like it usually does. Maybe after a couple of beers he'll loosen up enough to tell you what's going on.
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Terezi bumps into Vriska at a human bar after she ghosted her for two years. Vriska has a hard time letting herself be close to someone, but Terezi still cares for her.