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Once upon a time in a land far, far away Max Verstappen couldn't catch a break by toaster_bob
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
15 Oct 2025
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“No, I am sure it is him.” The first man insisted, the grip around Max’s shoulder tightening painfully as he was heaved forward and onto his knees. “I have seen him before.”
Max’s whole body slumped in, his eyes falling shut. They refused to open again, every breath a strain on his lungs.
There was a hand seizing him by the back of the hated steel collar around his neck, ripping on it so his head was tilted upwards, calloused fingers gripping his chin. The small pain the rough treatment caused was nothing compared to the one in the rest of his body, Max barely felt it.
“It is him. Max Emilian Verstappen.”
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Or Max is the evil knight haunting the lands of Europe during the dark ages, but when he's caught and presented to the young Prince of Ferrari, Charles figures he might not actually be that bad
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Made Me Too Nervous (Crying and This Hurt and I Gotta Tell You Why) by F1xwers_ (MysticalSymmetry)
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
11 Oct 2025
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A toxic work environment isn't always physical.
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Franco is in love with Jack but has just had to replace him at Alpine.
Unfortunately, Jack doesn’t like Franco. At All.
He cries about it. Liam helps him. They matchmake other couples.Basically, the story of Franco and Jack and Liam and Isack being in love.
:)(This is my first time writing btw)
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Checo finally buys a flat in Monaco. He just didn’t expect the spirit of Ayrton Senna to be there. Or to be so annoying.
“Ele é lindo.”
“Ayrton, por favor no.”
“Date him.”
“Please stop telling me to date my teammate.”
“Always date your teammate.”
“I’m not dating my teammate.”
“Boo you whore.”
“I should have never let you watch Mean Girls.”
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After being dropped by Ferrari, Carlos fears his career may be ruined. That is, until Red Bull offers him a contract. What Carlos doesn't realize is that the contract is not what it seems. The 7-page document he signed without much thought, means he has unwittingly signed away rights over his own body and other personal matters.
Max later informs Carlos that, under the contract, Red Bull's sponsors and wealthy fans can pay to have sex with the drivers during race weekends. The contract grants the team full rights over the drivers' bodies. If a driver refuses or discloses this information, Red Bull can tamper with their car, leading to dangerous crashes.
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Carlos signs a contract with Redbull where he involuntarily signed his rights to his body away.
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“Horner’s fired!” Yuki chorused, “Canned!” he sang, “Dropped!” he cackled, “And midseason too!” That certainly woke Pierre out of his not very early morning daze and he shot up, doing a frankly impressive imitation of a mummy shooting out of a coffin in an old-timey Egyptian thriller-adventure movie. He snatched Yuki’s phone out of his hands (rude, but Yuki will excuse him, for now), and stared at the email before grabbing his own phone.
or: red bull's drivers and ex-drivers celebrate on a boat
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romeo and juliet op 64, act 1: dance of the knights by moosethemoose
Fandoms: Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga), Wind Breaker (Anime), Formula 1 RPF
02 Aug 2025
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Yamainu Kiyomasa is a Shishitoren member.
The life he had before Shishitoren didn't matter to him, or at least he liked to kid himself into believing that.
What happens when the dream of his old life is presented to him on a silver platter? Is it worth going back to that life if it means he can achieve his dream - the dream he had always had since childhood, the dream that was taken away from him - of being a Formula One driver.
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Set with the 2024 grid - cause I miss Checo.
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- Part 7 of by being with you (wind breaker)
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I would have texted you again, but you seemed so unbothered by my absence. And that killed something inside of me.
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In which Max always said he and Checo would themselves again outside of the track and Formula One. They don’t.OR
In which Max loses a teammate and a championship in 2025. He had expected to share his misery with an out-of-a-seat Checo. But Checo appears happier than ever, away from him.OR
Checo returns to the grid in 2026 with a vengeance. He and Max have unfinished business. But neither of them know that Checo’s vicious sorrow towards Max is built on a lie. -
Lemonade is bitter 'till you sweeten up the bowl by SleepySacrifice
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
28 Apr 2025
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Eden Hill and Daniel Ricciardo have been at VCARB together since July of 2023. Yes, they had met when Daniel was still at Red Bull and Eden was just entering F1 as an engineer, but that had been a while ago. Daniel had left for Renault, then McLaren. Now, he was back with the Bull family, even if it was just as a reserve. But then, he's replacing Nyck, and he's with VCARB. And that's when they found each other again, in a way. Still talking about home, missing the beaches and hiking, sharing jokes and laughter. But now Daniel is making Eden a garage playlist, and Eden has TimTams on hand, sneaking him Minties and Cherry Ripe's.
Daniel knew Eden, and Eden knew Daniel.
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After Suzuka, Isack has a lot of pent-up emotion to work through; Pierre Gasly has been in his position before.
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- Part 4 of F1 RPF Race Roll 2025
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Two Catholic Latino American heroes and the European boys that loved them, 30 years apart.
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Alain always liked Checo. He looked nothing like Ayrton, but there was something in the way he loved his country, the way his country loved him, and the way Europe hated him that made them the same.
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Max was never the biggest Senna fanboy. But Checo? He was easy to worship.
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Checo arrives in Budapest with an idgaf attitude and an iguana on his head.
People have questions.
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- Part 1 of Iguana Universe
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heart out of sight, body and mind fistfight by flowersarepoisonous
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
18 Mar 2025
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“Isack? Can I come in?” Yuki pokes his head into Isack’s driver’s room, watching as his teammate wipes at his wet eyes. He enters when Isack nods, closing the door and moving to sit next to Isack on the massage table, wrapping an arm around his faintly shaking shoulders.
or, Yuki and Isack following the disastrous Australian Grand Prix
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Post-Qatar GP 2024
“I want you there. As my boyfriend.”
“Max…I can’t. I won’t.”
“Why are you being like this?”
“Please just go, okay? See you tomorrow— I need to get out of here.”
“Checo—“
“Good night, Max. Congratulations, again.”
In which something cracks in the aftermath of Qatar. Thankfully, Max and Checo have an award in patching cracks up.
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- Part 4 of Gatito Rosa 'verse
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Post-Singapore, Pre-COTA
In which Max and Checo kick everyone out of Milton Keynes, lock in, and fix the RB20 with the power of gay love.
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Wake Up Racing: After the Glitch by jaeminwriting
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band), Formula 1 RPF
04 Apr 2024
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"Bro, wake up. You're late for FP" — Han said.
Hyunjin woke up and confusedly asked, "Wait... why the fuck are we in Ferrari Garage? We supposed to be in our dorm preparing for Music Bank tom-...."
Han was triggered by Hyunjin's disbelief... "Oh, so what's the point of winning dozens of consecutive races? Bore the audiences?"
"Bro... but we should back working cuz we are the members of Str-"
"NO. Say that one more time or Mr. Horner will smack your ass. You, race your fucking RB20 now and I'll race my SF-24."
Hyunjin genuinely replied, "Am I your SF-24?"
Han was flustered and start to masturbate while seeing Hyunjin's blushing face.
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Photos of an old hookup between Lewis and Checo pop up and the grid plots to bring them together again whilst exploring their own sexualities and relationships along the way. Set during 2024 season.
Featuring: Pining Chewis, baby gay Max, slow-burn lestappen, Brocedes 2.0, and Roscoe!
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Lando Norris doesn't know how long its been since he's been outside. Every time he would try to do the math, his head would spin and Max would have to catch him before he fell over from dizziness.
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Lando Norris got taken hostage by Red Bull in the territory war, and after finally getting free, has to try and survive in a world he never had.
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Max encounters his living nightmare at the last race of the season. Jos Verstappen appears without warning at the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix and Max comes face to face with his birth father for the first time in 13 years. Seb finally gets to confront the man who hurts his son
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- Part 10 of Seb and Kimi's Guide to Parenting Teenagers
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two young drivers had the opportunity to run in two of the best teams. One running with Lewis, the other running with Max. But when the fight was brought to personal territory, who would come out on top?
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