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You meet him and he's a kid, half your age, but he takes care of you anyway. Your life is clean and clear and slow when he's around you, and you remember the parts with him in it and blur the places in between until you see him again.
So this is the story; the bits you remember, the important parts of your life. The parts that had him in them.
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"I know it's not a nice solid dumpster," said the douche in a rumpled three-piece suit, "but the roof's not too leaky most days."
Karkat managed somehow to tear his eyes away from the kitschiest sword stand ever and its glittery hopefully-fake diamonds and give the man a long, unamused, unimpressed stare.
He hoped it was unimpressed. Apartment, his ass, this was a fucking penthouse suite. There were highly polished wooden floors everyfuckingwhere and marble countertops with inlaid fake-gold patterns (dear lord he hoped fake) and a chimney with a flatscreen showing a badly pixelated fire and faced by a fur rug.
It was ridiculously gaudy. It was also ridiculously expensive.
Bring a lot of your whores back here, Hefner? Karkat didn't retort, because hey, he was standing right here, wasn't he.
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After the death of his mother Eridan's life has never been the same. But starting his first year in high school led Eridan to finding new friends who help him see the bright side of life again.
What will happen once they find out Eridan's dad is being abusive towards him? How will they help out their friend in this kind of situation?-
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You never meant to become a film critic.
In which Sollux fails upwards into a media catastrophe.
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HAHAHAHA FAKE DATING YAYAYYAYYAY!!!
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Vriska and Terezi are spending time together after a few months of being apart while Terezi is away at her university.
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Among the many and convoluted rules meant to keep the Strider-Lalonde-Egbert-Crocker-Harley house sharing from devolving into outright warfare, there is one that is set in stone. No matter where Dirk falls asleep, no matter under what circumstances, NO ONE is allowed to disturb him.
Jake just cannot for the life of him figure out why.
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“you’re doing so good for me” god everything he says rubs salt in the wound of ‘this isn’t right, he’s 25 and I'm 13’ but you so do not care right now. And he definitely doesn’t either.
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Kankri can't sleep and it's fucking boiling in his house so he uhhh gets silly with it
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John sticks his nose into something that he was never meant to find out. Dave finally loses his shit.
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i’m not going home alone ('cause i don't do too well on my own) by turntechstified (clonetrobed)
Fandoms: Homestuck
01 Apr 2025
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Your name is DIRK STRIDER and you are THIRTEEN YEARS OLD. You are currently seated in perhaps the last place you expected to end up this evening, a semi-private LABOR AND DELIVERY ROOM in the maternity wing of your local hospital. Beneath your legs is an uncomfortable vinyl armchair, and on top of them is a small BLANKETED BUNDLE. This bundle contains a warm, squirmy little neonatal human who just so happens to be your brand-new BABY BROTHER. What will you do?
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AKA: a story about Dave and Dirk just trying their best.
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OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS ONE SO MUH
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nowhere else but here is just fine by bralsra, jadeharleyfan4ever
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game), Homestuck
06 Jul 2025
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The teens from Hometown move to a big city, where they meet new friends - and eventually end the world, sort of.
Ambitious crossover longfic with no beta but lots of love! Will not abandon without warning on the notes, always assume it's going through a hiatus.
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- Part 2 of com açucar (com afeto)
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awesome !! cant wait for update
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Your name is Dave Strider, and you’ve just been rejected by John Egbert.
John breaks Dave's heart and inadvertently sets off a chain of events that will alter a lifelong friendship forever.
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Read completely on July 6, 2025. Fic is about Dave's sad, white trash life, giving up love, finding love, and his relationship with his brother.
It was definitely sad, and I feel badly for every character. It's truly an unfortunate situation for everyone, and I would be very interested in reading this same story from John, Karkat, and Bro's points of view--definitely not something I can say about every fic!
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I don't think I went into too much detail in the comments because I was probably a little worried. Now that I'm done with this I don't mind talking about it in more detail (just a quick heads up though that I'll be talking about dubcon or even noncon really) but initially this was going to take a much darker turn. It was going to end with a death (John's dad) and in his grief and desperate kind of neediness for Dave's love and attention, John's boundary-crossing behavior was going to escalate and become a lot more serious, basically culminating in him attempting to initiate sexual intercourse with Dave. Dave would have pretty much frozen up at that point, to where the sexual contact was more or less successful (and John in his ignorance and complete lack of experience with that kind of sex would have actually hurt Dave) before putting a stop to it. It would have destroyed their relationship beyond the point of no return and led to a lot of grief for both of them and I just couldn't go through with that; it was too dark and there's already a lot of darkness here, or at least that's how I was thinking. I had to stop and think like "at what point does this become torture porn or just suffering for suffering's sake?" lol. I've written a lot of dark, awful subject matter but it was too much even for me. I wrote a lot of stuff for this that was never used including some of that scene and it probably ended up being for the best D:
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How to Lose a Lover in 10 Days or Less: A Comprehensive Guide to Becoming a Future Romantic Failure by Wertiyurae for aceAdoxography
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Sep 2020
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How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days AU
Dave needs to win a bet; Karkat needs to write an article. Shenanigans ensue.
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Las estrellas brillan para ti para que todos sepan mi amor by microphoneMessiah
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Apr 2012
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Travis dances flamenco and this competition is sort of a big deal.
And, that's probably why things go the way that they do.
(Title translation: The stars shine for you so that all will know my love)
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Hacía varios meses que Karkat hablaba con este chico.
“Chico” era definitivamente una elección de palabras considerando que el masculino era un hombre hecho y derecho de 19 años, casi en sus veintes, y el opuesto recién había cumplido sus 15.
Sin embargo, lo que este hombre poseía le enloquecía.
Quizás era su estilo que despertaba un aire de muchacho de los 50’s; su forma de vestir, su carácter confianzudo, independiente y dominante, su léxico peculiar, sus gustos… él era absolutamente todo lo correcto en este mundo. Y Karkat se sentía como la basurilla que uno se quita de los ojos, algo totalmente insignificante y fácil de deshacerse. Pero, para ser honestos, él siempre se sintió así independientemente de la situación.Inspirado pero no totalmente influenciado por la canción "Good Boy" de Dogbite.
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Tip of her nail sharp even through the glove, Eridan traced a line of one of the intricate flowers inked on her inner wrist, just past where her sleeve had ridden up.
“I thought I told you to keep that covered.”
As Eridan Ampora's personal assistant, Sollux lives a more charmed life than any of her coworkers would imagine.
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“Captor, I am givvin’ this bullshit approximately three more seconds before I strand you here wwith your defunct fuckmobile. Yes or no?”
Eridan smells faintly of vanilla. You try to not enjoy it.
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lesbians having a great time with road safety
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You don't know his first name. Nobody's used it in the couple months you've been here. The other inmates call him "Bro," the wardens call him "Strider," and the first time he pinned you to the mattress he told you that you could call him "Daddy."
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