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In Another Life by TheGirlWhoRemembers
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Marvels (Movie 2023), Ms. Marvel (TV 2022), Fantastic Four (Movies 2005-2007), WandaVision (TV), Agatha All Along (TV)
09 Jul 2025
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10 Brunos that Monica could have met in the other universe…
…and the one she met when she got home.
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When high-powered auction executive Nami Swan faces deportation (oops), she does what any self-respecting boss witch would do: blackmail her grumpy assistant Zoro into fake marrying her.
He's stubborn. She's terrifying. They're both in way over their heads.
Cue 23 chapters of marriage fraud, priceless artifacts, angry dad(s), ancient swords, office gossip, auction house drama, slow-burn chaos, and enough sexual tension to kill a lesser man.
🌪️🗡️ This is pure crack nonsense, and I regret nothing.
Think The Proposal (2009) but somehow dumber, hotter, and with more swords.Please: do not think too hard.
Do: enjoy the ride, drink some water, maybe rewatch The Proposal to set the mood.Fake marriage was the easy part. Catching real feelings? That's where it all goes wrong.
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You ain't Dying On Me, Snake Man by abctaekookislove777
Fandoms: 逆袭 - 柴鸡蛋 | Counterattack - Chai Jidan, 逆爱 | Revenged Love (TV 2025)
09 Jul 2025
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- Part 2 of Revenged Love Chaos~
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Betty and Gerald are celebrating their 70th anniversary on board an absolutely delightful cruise. Surely nothing can spoil this lovely occasion for them, right?
...Right?
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Taylor Hebert, veteran of Brockton Bay, Gold Morning, and decades of what followed, finds herself back at the beginning, facing her biggest challenge yet.
She doesn’t know what sort of alternate universe hellscape she is in, but there is no way she and the Undersiders were this batshit as teens.
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Your Love Life Is Now a Corps Incident by LuthienLuinwe
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Green Lantern - All Media Types
09 Jul 2025
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“It’s called a Goose of Enforcement. They’re supposed to be annoying but harmless. You know, honking at you until you call your soulmate, maybe stealing your lunch until you go on a date. I heard a story about one that learned how to use a knife once.”
The goose vomits a small stream of red plasma that burns a hole through the floor.
“However,” Hal continues, shifting to look at the goose. “Ours seems to have gotten recruited by the Red Lantern Corps, which… Is not standard protocol.”
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Sassy ghost Bobby comes back to haunt people and be a smartass :) silly little fanfic to cope!! because... haha... ha... ha.
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What starts as a silly question—“Would you still love me if I were a worm?”—quickly unravels into flirty chaos, fierce devotion, and unexpected tenderness as you catch even the deadliest men hopelessly in love with you.
An anthology of standalone one-shots featuring you and the most dangerous (and unreasonably soft) CoD soldiers around.Series
- Part 37 of Task Force 141 Fics
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This is not meant to be taken seriously
Also I am replacing the nightwing fearless in the silver winglet with an oc called shadow
She isn’t really important to the story it just lets me add in some more funny moments
Having reread the books I realized that I didn’t need to replace thrush with peril
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Nick Fury sends a camera person over to the Avengers Tower in order to get some good publicity. The camera person is there to capture footage for a new reality TV show that's being made about the Avengers. What happens when they uncover secrets and regrets of its team members? How will the Avengers react to being watched at all times?
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Office style show about the Avengers, Loki is there and is an Avenger.
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Black Class Retold: Akuma no Shards by AimsKnight06
Fandoms: 悪魔のリドル | Akuma no Riddle | Riddle Story of Devil
09 Jul 2025
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Within the movement of time, many moments slip through the hands of god and the devil, countless grains lost to the greater stream. But we are the ones who remember.
A collection of supplemental shorts to go with my main fic. No set update schedule.
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- Part 3 of Black Class Retold
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Star-Cross’d and Stray by mY_bUtTeRcUp
Fandoms: Romeo And Juliet - Shakespeare, 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
10 Jul 2025
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A new ability causes characters from Bungou stray dogs to act out a play called Romeo and Juliet.
They forced to recite each line perfectly with a melodramatic William Shakespeare desiring for absolute perfection.- Language:
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Morgause had clearly been hard at work, having put off their meetings for weeks until now. Morgana was nervous that her sister had given up on her, deemed her to be too much work to save and teach her magic, but if it meant her freedom could be imminent, she felt foolish for worrying so much on such small things.
"Time is of the essence and we must begin preparations as soon as possible," she smirked as she rounded a corner, the shadows concealing whatever she was doing, "so we must commence the spell with a vessel."
"I accept." Morgana proudly lifted her chin up at her sister, no fear, only for that defiance to turn to confusion as she looked at the... hm.
At the chicken Morgause held in her hands.
"This shall be the tether of this spell. Such arcane magics, hidden under the veneer of a simple creature."
"...What?"
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Morgause decides to use a slightly less conspicuous vessel for the sleeping spell. This changes a few things.
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Ahead by a Century by yuffiehighwind
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), Once Upon a Time (TV), Once Upon a Time in Wonderland (TV)
09 Jul 2025
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Lost on the subway that takes its passengers between timelines, Five and Lila assume they’re the only ones in this labyrinth outside space and time. The pair are surprised to meet a woman who calls herself a “portal jumper,” whose sudden appearance on their train isn’t the most shocking thing about her.
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Crack crossover between Once Upon a Time and The Umbrella Academy. Takes place after Season 7 of OUAT, when Grace Hatter is an adult, and during Five and Lila’s seven-year journey through the subway in S4E5 of TUA.
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Back at it Again at Central Park by bambiraptorx
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV 2003), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
09 Jul 2025
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The turtles are trying to do damage control by capturing oozequitoes, when they run into an old enemy. Well, not exactly an old one, just that guy who kidnapped Leo and tried to vivisect him that one time. Surely this will be a chill encounter.
(Part of an AU where 2003 Stockman exists in Rise and works with Draxum.)
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Rocking the leagues!! (With my hardcore metal) by Yukis_lemontart
Fandoms: The Black Phone (2022)
09 Jul 2025
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"Finney, get ahold of yourself! Mom wouldn't want you to fall in love with some rich street rat hobo!" Gwen squeaks before slamming her door shut.
Finney really can't help it..
Or: Finney, a talented student who's about to attends a prestigious school with a full scholarship, becomes friends with Bruce and Griffin in the first week.
Robin, An infamous rich kid who attends a prestigious school, joins a band with his best buddies, Vance and Billy.
On the first week of University, Their eyes meet and sparks fly!
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How much? by sniperdragon64
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024)
09 Jul 2025
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“I’ll do anything for the right price.”
He had only meant the line to mean no job was too dirty for him, no monster too tough, no distance too far for this merc. So long as he was properly compensated, of course. He even went to look for cats with Tifa on one slow afternoon for a local girl in Sector 7. But never once did he think people would mistake him for a prostitute.
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Due to unfortunate lies being spread about Cloud having sex for money, Tifa decides to confront her childhood friend about the rumors... in the most Tifa-way possible. Smut, hilarity, and plot ensue. (Oh, god... so much plot.)
A cloti + harem/polycule fic.
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- Part 1 of How Much? Compilation
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Coping With Chaos (and a Weapon or Two) by cyn1calst4r
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 Jul 2025
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After his Father returns from America to whisk his mother away when he leaves again, Midoriya Izuku makes the only logical decision in the moment.
Run as far in the opposite direction as possible.
But as he takes these leaps away, he quickly finds a short-term solution to maybe 3 of his about 17 existing problems whilst creating 4 more: Vigilantism.
Oh look, its even got a bonus on at the minute, you get a free new dad with it. Wait- never mind, two new dads? And, are those... friends?
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DOES EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE HAVE A PHONE??? by CorrodedCoffee
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
09 Jul 2025
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You, the player realized that Skylar and Phoenicia has been hiding something from you!
A secret group chat hosted by Skylar with all of the dateables.See as You, Skylar, and Betty plays as matchmaker (and funny stuff)
Flora<3: One of them definitely has to be Arma !!
LayInMyBeddy: Bingo.
Player ❤️: Miranda?
LayInMyBeddy: BINGO 2x
SkySky: OOOOOOOOoooooo
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Stoner Bro Activities ft. Uranus’s Secret Fanfic by whatti
Fandoms: SolarBalls (Web Series)
09 Jul 2025
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yeah it happened again
16+ probably?
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- Part 2 of stonerballs
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