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Arkham's Least Wanted by Batty28
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham - All Media Types, batman fandom
07 Sep 2025
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Abandon all hope ye who enter here.
Two Months after the events of C Listers, Arkham City is up and running and things, as always, are going to go from bad to worse.
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- Part 2 of C Listers: Arkhams Least Wanted
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The Sound of Happieness by ChaosandNutella
Fandoms: Doom (Video Games), Dr.Pepper - Fandom
31 Jul 2025
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it doesn't take all the king's horses and all the king's men to put this family together <3 Humpty did that
in loving memory RIP- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 434
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 18
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Fandom Character Death Match Tournament Bracket 24, Round 3, Match 1: Kevin Arnold vs. Humpty Dumpty by magic8ballzz
Fandoms: The Wonder Years (TV 1988), Humpty Dumpty (Nursery Rhyme)
22 Jul 2025
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When suburban teen Kevin Arnold is thrown into a surreal interdimensional death match against the eccentric and menacing Humpty Dumpty, it’s not strength or training he brings to the arena—but sheer luck, quick thinking, and a whole lot of awkward determination. In a world where logic has cracked and nothing makes sense, can an average kid survive against a literal nursery rhyme gone rogue?
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- Part 721 of Fandom Character Death Match Tournament
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,355
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 3
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Fandom Character Death Match Tournament Bracket 24, Round 2, Match 2: Humpty Dumpty vs. Jack Sparrow by magic8ballzz
Fandoms: Humpty Dumpty (Nursery Rhyme), Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies)
21 Jul 2025
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In the treacherous expanse of the Grand Gauntlet, a multi-fandom arena of jagged ruins and cosmic spectacle, two wildly mismatched combatants face a deadly showdown. Captain Jack Sparrow, a cunning pirate armed with charm and a cutlass, confronts Humpty Dumpty, a fragile yet eerily agile egg with an unsettling knack for strategy. As the arena's relentless voice demands a fatal outcome, their clash becomes a bizarre dance of swashbuckling flair versus deceptive agility, with the perilous terrain amplifying their unpredictable duel. This darkly whimsical tale explores themes of cunning, fragility, and the unexpected power of unconventional foes in a tournament where survival hinges on outwitting the odds.
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- Part 714 of Fandom Character Death Match Tournament
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 931
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 8
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Fandom Character Death Match Tournament Bracket 24, Round 1, Match 3: Humpty Dumpty vs. Jack by magic8ballzz
Fandoms: Humpty Dumpty (Nursery Rhyme), Jack and the Beanstalk (Fairy Tale)
18 Jul 2025
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In the Nexus Arena, two legends from vastly different worlds face off in a brutal, no-holds-barred death match. Humpty Dumpty, the fragile yet formidable egg-being with a royal attitude, and Jack, the battle-hardened giant slayer wielding an enchanted axe, must confront each other in a fight where only one can survive. As ancient runes pulse and crowds from countless realms watch, these iconic figures discover that in this arena, old tales mean nothing — only ruthless cunning and raw power decide the victor.
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- Part 700 of Fandom Character Death Match Tournament
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- English
- Words:
- 1,173
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 9
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C Listers by Batty28
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham - All Media Types, Batman - Fandom
22 Jun 2025
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Gotham's filled to the brim with well known criminals who all know how to make a name for themselves. Who strike fear in the hearts of anyone who simply hears their names, but there are some that get swept under the rug.
Maybe they're not the most well known, or the scariest and maybe their gimmicks are cheesy, but they have their own bar and an apartment complex all to themselves. It's no Iceberg Lounge and it's no secret lair, but it's theirs. They're the Kings and Queens of the My Alibi Club and the apartment complex ran by a less than honest owner. It maybe chaos, but that's just how they like it or at least that's what they tell themselves.
Navigating Gotham City is hard, navigating Gotham as a C list villain is even worse.
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- Part 1 of C Listers: Arkhams Least Wanted
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Humpty Dumpty gets sent back to Nazi Germany on an adventure and needs to find a way back to his fiance's big juicy gyat Shrek. Hitler is willing to help but only if he helps him fulfill his kinky Nazi dreams in return…
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Scrambled Hearts.. by Raskolnikovsregret
Fandoms: Justin Bieber (Musician), SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Original Work, Humpty Dumpty (Nursery Rhyme)
16 Apr 2025
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a hot mess of feelings, food metaphors, and just the right amount of Justin.. Grr
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All the King's Men Couldn't Stop This Mess by Raskolnikovsregret
Fandoms: SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Humpty Dumpty (Nursery Rhyme), Original Work, joke - Fandom
21 Feb 2025
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Under the glow of streetlights, Squidward vulnerably recites a spontaneous poem that captures the beauty in their imperfections. In that moment, the two rebels realize that love, like art, often blossoms in the most unorthodox of places. Their story becomes a celebrated legend in İnönü mahallesi—a tale of a wild fall into chaos that unexpectedly leads to a beautiful, enduring romance.
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Marry Me By The Shit Covered Mule by PervyTriangle
Fandoms: Shrek, Humpty Dumpty (Nursery Rhyme), Rumpelstilzchen | Rumpelstiltskin (Fairy Tale), homosexual - Fandom, Fairy Tail
18 Nov 2024
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Marry me by the shit covered Mule is a story about two lovers who have an "eventful" evening and then get married. (I'm mentally illlll~~~~)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 327
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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Good luck, humpty by Kittykatsky
Fandoms: Puss in Boots (DreamWorks Movies), Humpty Alexander Dumpty/Puss in Boots (Shrek) - Fandom
18 Jul 2024
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Humpty has always been envious and jealous of how loved puss is, everyone in the village always preferred puss over humpty, it's always puss and his friend humpty, it's always puss's friend but never humpty dumpy . No one has ever made him feel loved not even puss because he has always been busy with others busy with trying to prove he's a hero. And humpty nothing but his side kick. It's not fair humpty just needs some air some space for himself. He tried to stop the feeling but to stop this feeling he would have to stop the world which is something he cannot afford, maybe it's just the victim complex but humpty needs love too, he needs to be seen for who he is and not for being puss's side kick.
Maybe this feeling is the reason why humpty made the biggest mistake of his life. -
John Phoenix Meets Humpty Dumpty by JohnPhoenixEverywhere
Fandoms: Humpty Dumpty (Nursery Rhyme)
01 Apr 2024
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John Phoenix has to figure out why Humpty Dumpty had his great fall!
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- Part 17 of John Phoenix Everywhere
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 400
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 5
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I was horsing around with my friends on a Google Doc and this is the result. They likely made references to fandome I'm not in, so prepare for untagged fandoms.
We each got 1 minute timers. no deleting each other's writing or editing it. each take turns adding to the story. no rules.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 545
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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Our Heavenly Hearts by SeagullB0y
Fandoms: Christian Bible, Christian Bible (New Testament), Christian Bible (Old Testament), Call of Duty (Video Games), Horrid Henry (Cartoon), Mortal Kombat - All Media Types, Mortal Kombat (Video Games), Five Nights at Freddy's, Peter Pan (Disney Animated Movies), DC Extended Universe, The Boys (TV 2019), Invincible (Cartoon 2021)
22 Dec 2023
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As Santa's about to get married to his short term girlfriend, someone he used to know crashes it...
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Lumiere's Burning Passion by crowtrinkets98 for My best friend Aubreyee who suggested it
Fandoms: Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types, Humpty Dumpty (Nursery Rhyme)
14 Nov 2023
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Everyone knows Humpty Dumpty and Lumiere are from different universes but see what happens next when Humpty gets invited to a ball at the beast's castle.... (see note on first chapter)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 635
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Comments:
- 1
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The two kittens of Georgia Koochicum by TheAmazongWriters
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Hetalia (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
21 Oct 2023
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So basically this is about 3 people and their amazing but tragic love story💞💞🤯🇫🇷
This is our first super amazing spectacular book so pls share with friends and family. We rly hope u enjoy this and love it as much as we do and pls give us feedback. Again we rly hope that u will enjoy. ♡ - even writer
there are two super hot writers making this😘 (odd number chapters are by one of us and even number are made by the other🫢)
also i would recommend having a therapist or two handy before reading this because trust me it’s just so emotional 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
dear any future employers who may happen to find this, it wasn’t me. yours sincerely, the odd writer (who is not ur future employee👍)
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Humpty dumpty/mother
my friends wrote this in FLA i had absolutely no part in making this except to put it on ao3 because they wanted me to
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 37
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 101
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Humpty Dumpty is probably one of the most peaceful and well-intentioned criminals Gotham has ever seen. But left to his own devices his obsessive need to break things apart and put them back together again, makes him a danger to anyone around him.
The story is set in my own, unique universe. Contradictions with any other canon can be expected.
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- Part 41 of Pufferverse POV stories
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He’s not just my boss by Sweet_baby_rays
Fandoms: Tokio Hotel, Humpty Dumpty (Nursery Rhyme)
07 Jul 2023
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Humpty Dumpty x bill Kaulitz bill is fresh out of highschool at 17 and hunpty is 30 lost of sex and two authors
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,727
- Chapters:
- 1/2
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 109
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~Prequel to Heartless~
When the White King discovers that the Red Queendom intends to assassinate his only daughter, he trusts Jest to act as the princess' guard. Not wanting to scare their daughter, the White Queen suggests that Jest court the princess and attribute Jest's proximity to her as affection rather than a means of protection (she's giddy to see them get along!). Jest reluctantly agrees to this "courtship".
Until he determines that the princess should know how to protect herself. Jest's mind races. With a new queen, they could end the war. With the war over, he could live a life of ease... he could have the life he's always wanted.
Jest's life may have ended in the land of Hearts, but this is his life as a Rook (and jester?) in Chess.