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Roy Bear had watched Roy Kent on TV, Chelsea's Premier League win, wedged between Jamie and Georgie. Roy Bear had been distinctly unimpressed when she watched him yell at a ref after being given a red card. Roy Kent was just another angry man. Jamie did not need another angry man in his life. Poster Roy did not agree, of course, the idiot. Ever since he had gotten signed, all Poster Roy would do is wax lyrical about Roy Kent’s smile, deep voice, his gentle hands and the strokes of his pen. Traitor.
Jamie Tartt, from the POV of a Teddy Bear
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Jamie Tartt has spent his entire life keeping his classification a secret because if no one knows, no one can use it against him. With the new gaffer shaking things up at Richmond, Jamie's focused on keeping in his lane and showing the others what a good football player looks like, but Ted Lasso has others ideas - including sharing rooms during away games. The forced proximity threatens to unravel the walls Jamie's spent years building, and he just needs to make it through the weekend to be safe. Unfortunately, secrets have a way of coming out and the truth of it all will change everything.
This is a Littles Are Known AU Universe.
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Apophenia (/æpoʊˈfiːniə/)- the tendency to perceive patterns and connections between unrelated things.
In an effort to increase team spirit, Ted changes up the roommate assignments for away games, sticking Jamie Tartt and Roy Kent together in the hopes that they can put aside their differences. Doing so makes Roy contend with being a better captain and Jamie a better teammate. It also a shines a light on things that Jamie wants to stay hidden. Fortunately for him, Roy can’t let go of the feeling that something is wrong and when things get worse before they get better, Jamie has more than one person in his corner.
_________________In which loans aren’t terminated, James Tartt is the worst, Jamie is just trying his best but struggles with being pulled in two different directions, and Roy Kent proves that he is ride or die even for pricks he definitely doesn't even like.
Season One canon divergence
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Just collection of sad stories with Jamie Tartt being the poor babe he is. Keeley, Roy, Ted and others jump in to help him.
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There's Not A Soul Out There (No One to Hear My Prayer) by Catalogercas
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
29 Jun 2025
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Whumptober Day 10 Prompt:
"Can’t you see that you’re lost without me?”
Broken Phone | Stranded | “You said you'd never leave.”
Jamie and Roy are kidnapped by his dad and left stranded in a car boot.
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- Part 6 of Whumptober 2023
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Jamie’s life had been worse–it really had been.
His life felt vaguely reminiscent of a polished purgatory. It wasn’t entirely horrible; it just wasn’t what he thought it’d be when he was growing up. Every stroke of bad luck was followed by a stroke of good luck, as if his life were a game of dominoes. At 16, Jamie fought his father for the first time. Then, James got his first arrest that resulted in his mother finally being granted a restraining order against him. When Jamie was 17, he presented as an omega and was forced to quit football that same week. Only three months later, the Premier League suddenly decided omegas were capable of playing. Just Jamie’s fucking luck. The universe had always made room for him, yet he still managed to feel like shit. -
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Jamie stopped believing in soulmates after his first day on loan to Richmond.
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When Jamie has a bad migraine, he struggles to ask for help. But after several miscommunications start adding up, the coaching team think he's regressing to his old prickish ways.
Ft. some very guilty coaches & teammates when the truth comes out.
[Set just after S2E6 - "The Signal"]
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- Part 3 of Jamie Tartt needs a hug
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“Trent, tell Jamie that gay sex doesn’t hurt,” Colin burst out, “Boyo won’t believe me.”
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Despite the fact that it was none of his fucking business and he was ignoring Jamie Tartt for the rest of his life, he did watch from the corner of his eye as the waitress went to the corner table with a tray full of shots and unloaded every single one. There were only three people at the table, Jamie with a man and a woman, but there were twelve shots on the table. The math didn’t work out into anything good. For one thing, Jamie was a child who drank fucking blue shit and vanilla vodka and never even enough to get fucked up. For another thing, it wasn’t good etiquette to pour booze down anybody’s throat when they were already on a leash, or in any sort of bondage situation.
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you were never supposed to leave (now my head is splitting at the seams) by whysitstillraining
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
20 May 2025
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He never expected it, and now he has to handle her absence. Those he knows try to help
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- Part 3 of Ever Lasso
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The Two Steps to the Edge & All the Steps Away from It by schrijverr
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
14 May 2025
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Zava’s arrival causes Jamie to spiral into becoming suicidal, however, he wants to write a good farewell letter, before he goes. Writing suicide notes becomes a way to cope as he debates going over the ledge.
Roy discovers the letters after he agrees to train Jamie, accidentally stumbling across just how badly Jamie is doing. He refuses to stand by and let Jamie wilt away and die in front of his eyes, taking it upon himself to personally hold suicide watch for Jamie.
Meanwhile, Sam observes the weird sudden joint at the hip behavior between Jamie and Roy, trying to figure out what is going on and what caused it, before being let into the fold when Jamie needs a roommate during an away game.
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The scene in the Wembley locker room, if it happened in Season 1
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While trying to get mentally over a bad streak, the team discusses silly little things to blame for playing badly to make themselves feel better. However, things take a bleak turn when Jamie reveals his coping strategy, which is just passively suicidal thoughts.
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Some thoughts on Jamie’s efforts to figure out Ted Lasso’s mind games in The Hope That Kills You
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Jamie was currently having the worst few days of his life. Not far from being the most dramatic person alive, Jamie found himself lying in a hospital bed with nothing better to do. His current streak of bad luck apparently didn’t end when he got voted out of Lust Conquers All or when Ted refused to get him back into Richmond, it kept going until he actually got sent into the hospital with his face almost completely disfigured and covered in blood.
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After having his request to return to AFC Richmond denied, Jamie Tartt gets attacked and finds himself having to relearn everything he knows about life and love.
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After Wembley, Jamie is quiet and distant. Everyone is getting worried about him. When Roy is elected to go have a talk with him about it, he discovers that Jamie thought his dad was going to kill him for that punch. A revelation Jamie is too blasé over for Roy’s taste.
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I’m thinking of what Sarah said (love is watching someone die) by adoringlandry
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
28 Apr 2025
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Later, someone will say, “At least he’s not suffering.”
Someone else will say, “He’s in a better place.”
And Roy will want to scream. Because Jamie’s place was here. With him. -
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Tearing his ACL might be the best thing that’s ever happened to Jamie. He thinks Roy would probably disagree with him, though. Which, ok, fair. Hindsight is 50/50, or whatever the fuck they say.
or: Jamie Tartt’s attempts at self-discovery, Roy Kent’s attempts at emotional vulnerability, and Keeley Jones’ attempts at making fifty quid.
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When Jamie starts acting prick-ish again at training, Roy just thinks he has finally taking the mask off and is back to being Jamie Fucking Tartt again. A concussion from a nasty tackle by a frustrated teammate, causes Roy to be responsible for getting him home, which leads to some revelations as to why Jamie has actually slid back into his prick persona.