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    When Renfri’s heats don’t arrive as expected when she reaches twelve, it feels like a gift.

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    “It’s a curse,” the mage says, interrupting the king’s lunch apparently without regard. “You don’t need a mage, or a doctor. You need a curse breaker.”

    Renfri’s father finishes chewing, looking pensive as his eyes flicker between the mage and her, where she’s standing slightly behind and probably looking as confused as he feels.

    “A Witcher, Your Majesty,” the mage continues, after a moment. “You need a Witcher.”

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    “I, ah, that is, I’ll have what you’re having?” he hesitantly met his eyes. It had been just days since Lambert callously told him he wasn’t one of them, and he wasn’t quite prepared for the newfound acceptance Geralt’s family appeared to be extending to him.
    Lambert barked out a laugh.
    “Fair enough,” Lambert picked up the pipe he’d been smoking and a lit tallow candle.
    Jaskier bodily recoiled from the flame.
    “Can— can you light it for me? Please?”
    “‘Course,” Lambert inhaled, drawing the flame into the pipe’s bowl. Satisfied it would remain lit, he passed it to Jaskier.

    S2 fix-it fic but add cannabis!!! #stonerwitcher22

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    Cedric presses their lips to the backs of Axel's fingers. With their other hand, they twist their fingers through the motions for axii and, between one blink and the next, Axel’s eyes go hazy and unfocused. They whisper the words of the long-perfected commands against his skin.

    They let him go. Awareness comes back into Axel's eyes and his gaze locks onto theirs. They move their joined hands away from their face to smile at him. He doesn’t look like he’s breathing.

    They trill at him questioningly. Axel inhales sharply.

    Cedric’s grin turns predatory.

    Or: How many times can you call a man pretty before it loses all meaning? Cedric insists that such a limit doesn't exist. But, then again, they are quite biased, so it might be best not to listen to them.

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    They say witchers are the spawn of evil and you should never trust one.
    But a young bard follows the infamous Geralt of Rivia anyway.
    They are friends, they are lovers and the witcher is nothing like what the common folk says about him. He's a good man. He's not evil.

    Or is he?

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    Kolgrim might be scheming but he has nothing on his Griffin's ideas.

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    Everyone said it, and if everyone said it then it had to be true. Witchers weren't humans, they were monsters. And Jaskier wanted nothing more than to get to know the biggest monster of them all.

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    Teenage Geralt and Eskel decide to experiment with Axii. What could possibly go wrong?

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    A shift above him sent red hot pain through his spine, a choked scream tearing from him. It grated his ribs like a forest fire, dancing through every bone until he was sure he’d suffocate on just the sheer panic of it. The shifting halted at his cry, and there was some shuffling before light pierced his tightly shut eyelids.

    “Jaskier?!”

    The voice was so distinctly Geralt; angry and demanding, but it held a barely contained panic and fear that Jaskier had never heard from him before. It came from just above him, where the beams of the building bore down upon him like an abrupt grave.

    Right, the building. Jaskier’s position made a lot more sense now.
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    A supposedly simple contract goes wrong; leaving Jaskier trapped and Geralt desperate to get his bard out before irreversible damage can be done

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    Jaskier was his mentor's name. The veteran witcher who would show him the ropes, guide him on his path for the first few years. He was the person Geralt would trust his life with, who he should be able to trust above anyone else.

    Geralt would find out quickly that he couldn't trust Jaskier.

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    Lambert wants something very specific, and the only person he trusts enough to take it from is Eskel.

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    There were moments on the Path, Lambert thought, that made the rest more or less bearable: A good meal. A hot bath. A contract that felt like you had genuinely done something right. It was all about scraping up those small joys up with your teeth and nails, wherever you could find ‘em.

    Sometimes, that joy turned out to be fucking your lover in a rainstorm after a moderately shitty contract. Not what he’d expected, maybe, but that’s how it was.

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    Jaskier, Bard of the Continent, found himself somewhere he wasn't really wanted. Day in and day out he tries to make himself useful but is turned away or ignored. Most times he feels hardly tolerated. But he stays because...where else would he go? Who else would want him? So he stays, explores, and finds...

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    Jaskier, Bard and Consort to the Warlord of the North, is wonderfully happy. He lives in a place where he is loved and valued just for being himself. There are days when he is overwhelmed by pure joy at the Life he's somehow managed to create with those he loves. And he wouldn't hesitate to fight to the death in order to protect it. That night he closes his eyes with love in his heart. When he opens them again...

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    At first, Ciri doesn’t really think of the wolf pack as an option. 

     

    Ciri finds herself in a dry spell, and goes for a different fix than usual.

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    Kinktober Day 23: Deepthroating

    Jaskier's been trying to get Geralt's outrageously-long cock down his throat for ages, but it's proving difficult. Eskel turns out to be both the motivation and the support that Jaskier needs in order to get the job done.

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    Kinktober Day 11: Orgasm Denial

    Lambert has been playing with Jaskier for hours. Hours. They’ve had to take breaks for naps and meals. Jaskier has reached the point of breathless sobbing more than once. Finally, Lambert calls in reinforcements in the form of Eskel and Jaskier thinks now he’ll finally be allowed to come. But Eskel’s just there to axii the bard while Lambert hammers his prostate like it owes him money.

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    Kinktober Day 7: Nonconsensual Somnophilia (custom prompt)

    Geralt is always so, so careful with Jaskier. He puts him so deep under with axii that the bard won’t even remember it as a dream. He opens him up painstakingly slowly. He never spills inside of him. He rubs salve on Jaskier’s hole afterward, so he won’t be sore in the morning. He knows Jaskier would give this to him if he asked, so that makes it okay, right?

    Mind the tags! See end notes for spoilerific content warnings.

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    Wciąż się uśmiechał, gdy srebro przeszyło jego pierś. Bolało, oczywiście, że tak i było dużo krwi, bo teraz jego serce biło szybko jak nigdy. Geralt dyszał, bo nawet on nie był z kamienia. Patrzył na miecz, na pierś Olgierda, uniósł powoli wzrok i spojrzał mu prosto w oczy. Olgierd chciał go uczynić swoim.

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    Pięć razy, gdy Olgierd sięgnął po duszę wiedźmina i raz, kiedy odzyskał własną.

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    In a last ditch attempt to make Jaskier stay behind on a contract, Geralt used axii to make him stay at the camp. It ends up having far more dire consequences than he’d anticipated.

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    Unable to come to terms with his feelings for his bard, Geralt takes the easy way out by using Axii on Jaskier. This is how the witcher gradually taints his otherwise pure love with his own depravity.

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    Further exploration of the use of Axii in the bedroom leaves them both incredibly satisfied.

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