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    Of the age where sex was of interest, Ciri took it upon herself to experience all her fantasies. For this, she needed a partner. Living in Kaer Morhen meant there was limited choice and she picked Eskel. However, Eskel wasn't much in the mood and, in a fit of panic, he cast axii to convince Ciri they'd done the deed. If only that hadn't encouraged her to make it into a regular thing.

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    Eskel confesses to Jaskier that he doesn’t like to be looked at. Jaskier tries to help.

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    Jaskier discovers that he loves to be used. And the Wolves of Kaer Morhen love to use him.

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    After Gascoigne and Victor make off with Geralt’s things, the witcher decides to act out his rather dubious urges

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    If you put Lambert and Jaskier together the chaos increases by 1000. Bombard makes bombs.

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    They’ve taken great pains to make sure that the physical effects of their games wear off by winter’s end, but, well....

    The physical may not last, but the mental – the eagerness, the need. There’s nothing much they can do about that, really. And, he suspects, they wouldn’t anyway, because he wouldn’t, either.

    It’s just more fun when he’s desperate.

    Lambert returns home for the winter.

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    Geralt put a hand on his back to brace him, using his other hand to tilt Jaskier’s head back. Jaskier got the hint and opened his mouth, inhaling as Geralt breathed into him, heart fluttering at the intimacy.

    His lungs filled with the borrowed smoke, burning a bit, but it was nothing compared to the burning he’d felt earlier and it was nothing compared to the burning pain he so often felt in his hands. He held his breath, letting the smoke roll around and toast his lungs, closing his eyes when he felt it hit —

    He opened his eyes and puffed out his breath, feeling fuzzy. It was better than poppy milk.

    He met Geralt’s eyes, Geralt grinning as he saw Jaskier’s reaction.

    “Holy shit fuck, mother of Melitele’s tits, where has this been all my life?” Jaskier bemoaned.

    They split the rest of the joint that way, trading breaths until Jaskier was able to take a full hit and return the favor.

    --

    Or, the one where Jaskier explores the pain-relieving effects of weed in all its forms with Geralt and Yennefer. Where everything hurts, and then it doesn't hurt as much anymore, and everything is beautiful.

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    “Tell me exactly what you want.”

     

    “Just want to be good,” he says. “Want to be put on my knees and used, know I’m useful because I can hold still and choke pretty and not think.”

    Eskel gives Lambert what he needs, even if he probably shouldn't.

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    When Jaskier had a panic attack brought on by the thought of going into heat for the first time, Geralt used Axii to try and calm him down. He then convinced himself that Jaskier's heat would be over faster if he took his knot whilst he was under. (DD:DNE)

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    Humans didn't have the endurance or stamina of witchers. Thankfully an axii or three can help with that.

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    “Jaskier,” Geralt said, his grip on the bards hands tightening. “I want this, okay? You’re so good to me, I want to share it with the others.” 

     

    “But, I- I don’t-” 

     

    Geralt sighed, pulling back and making the sign for Axii. “You’re going to relax, Jaskier, and let this happen. We will all enjoy it, including you, and that’s all that matters.” 

     

    Jaskier went limp into the fur carpet, nodding. Geralt grinned. “Good.” 

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    Ciri only remembers flashes of that day; just moments, though, almost like paintings.

    But she remembers the Axii.

    Eskel finds Ciri hurt and uses Axii to take away the pain. Ciri gets a little hung up on how much she liked that.

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    An omega in heat needs to be knotted or else their heat symptoms don't stop. Their heat just goes on and on until they can either lock around a fat, juicy knot, or they go out of their minds with lust. Alphas, when confronted with a heat-drunk omega, don't usually have enough control to stop themselves from popping a knot - unless they're an alpha Witcher.

    Geralt isn't a good man, in spite of what Jaskier believes. And Geralt isn't a good enough man not to take advantage of that trust.

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    What happens when the witchers leave and you’re just left alone with Eskel? What happens when your heart stops beating while you rest? How loud can a witcher scream?

    Or, a random drunk chick tells Eskel he’s not dicking you down enough and he responds by giving her his blood.

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    It's cold and a cold, freezing bard is an annoying bard and an annoying bard makes for a more than usual grim witcher and a grim witcher uses all the means he has to turn his annoying bard into a...
    hot, moaning mess of a bard.

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    If an accident befalls you, better not let those rare potion ingredients go to waste.

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    Au: Littles are known

    Yazmin was hell bent on never letting the fact that they were a little getting in their way of being an independent, feared, powerful person. Geralt and Jaskier came along and ruined that for them.

    A bunch of one shots that fit one big plot and storyline.

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    Geralt uses Axii to layer dozens of triggers into Jaskier, so deeply ingrained that removing them would break his mind completely. Jaskier is none the wiser until Gerat’s work is complete, and he becomes the witcher’s unwilling slave. Geralt controls his body, but leaves his mind intact. When they’re in public Geralt forces him to act normally, but when they’re alone…

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    Jaskier had never wanted an alpha, just happy to be free and sharing his music with the Continent, and it was all going rather well... until he met the witcher.

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    Tears streamed down Jaskier’s face, fingers trembling even through the forced calm clouding his mind like a room filling with smoke, filling every crevice until there was nothing but fog, enough to make you sink to your knees and lose yourself to it.

    He could breathe, although it felt like someone else was breathing for him, even as the smoke filled his mind with immobilizing calm.

    The fingers kept combing through his hair, a rumbling voice sending him deeper into oblivion even as the words themselves warped and dissolved before they even reached his ears, arriving in broken pieces he wasn’t even sure were for him.
    He wanted so desperately to lean into the ghosts of comfort. They would be lovely to drown in, to choke on until it took over every flayed nerve that was screaming at him in pain.

    “-ok, Jask. You’re ok.”

    At least the pounding in his head was starting to recede. He was so...he was so tired. He could care less where the ghosts carried him, now.
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    Taken by Nilfgaard, Jaskier struggles with being left completely alone, losing himself to his own mind. Geralt and Yennefer have to face the aftermath.

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