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    Chewbacca finds a young man on the battlefield.

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    Matchsticks is furious with himself. He’s also angry with Itchy, but if he’s really honest, he’s the most angry with himself for all of this. None of this would be happening if he hadn’t ended up head over heels for Quarters. And none of this would be happening if he’d paid more attention when Doze let it slip that Itchy was showing an interest in photography. He hadn’t paid any attention to that little tidbit at all, assuming Itchy was probably just planning on making porn for himself.

    That wasn’t entirely untrue. He did make porn. It’s just unfortunate that apparently it featured Quarters and Matchsticks, taken through a crack in their hotel room window.

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    Remember that one time Fin stuck his hand in a blender? A couple of other people did it too, but Fin's the one that got hurt.

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    1/1
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    One time, Itchy got his arms ripped off.

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    50
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    2
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    367
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    The Solids are on a job. They get split up, it's not good news for anyone, except maybe the Midnight Crew.

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    1/1
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    1
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    53
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    2
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    518
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    Itchy and a few other of the Felt are drunk. He has some weird perceptions of what's going on within the Felt. Crowbar wants to go to bed. No one else does.

    Language:
    English
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    2,449
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    495
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    they fight, they bite
    they fight and bite and fight
    fight fight fight
    bite bite bite
    the Itchy and Scratchy Shooooooooooooooow!
    (i can't think of a better summary, sorry)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    685
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    196
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    Kakah didn’t do much schooling past Gr 8, but over the years, he’s had nightmares sometimes that he would be out on a job and run smack-dab into Ms. Graac and remember that he still owed her his last homework assignment. This is the first time he’s felt something even similar to that in the waking world, chucking a loaf of bread in his grocery cart and turning around to find Itchy behind him, grinning up at Kakah.

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    AU where the Felt are frog-aliens and Doc Scratch sends them back to their home planet when their contracts are done.

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    English
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    16,063
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    595
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    "Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes!"
    Itchy is a nerd and Doze is a flustered beb

    Language:
    English
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    384
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    379
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    When Itchy protects Clover, Clover decides to give Itchy a back massage as a little thank you for the protection, which quickly turns into something much more.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    40
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    1,396
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    Quarters' not even really sure what the fuck they’re doing here. Crowbar said a bunch of shit Quarters didn’t pay attention to. Quarters just knows to mow down any non-green non-Snowman shape he sees and that’s exactly what he does. It’s the best part of his job. The worst part is what happens after when Crowbar counts up everything and he’s stuck waiting for them to fucking leave already.

    When it’s all over and Itchy doesn’t pop up immediately to hassle him, Quarters doesn’t think much about it. Maybe he should have.

    Language:
    English
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    4,136
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    865
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    Fin can see the future. He can see where you're going, what you're going to do. He can see where your trail ends, and sometimes, it's a curse.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    309
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    Away from Teufort, in a lone grey building, a short BLU Spy doesn't do his job.
    (TF2/Homestuck crossover, Intermission Only)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    201
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    In this world, there are superheroes, supervillains, their entire cast of supporting elements, and everyone else in their way. These are their stories.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    618
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    Summary

    Itchy decides he'd like a dance from his favorite horseshoes.

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    1/1
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    28
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    1
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    286
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    It's based off a headcanon of mind that Carapacians roll up into hard balls when they are stressed or tired. Itchy finds a hard black ball while doing his job after a Midnight Crew attack.

    Language:
    English
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    1,032
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    306
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    "Well. See thing is, she said today she's leaving yesterday, but way i sees it, if i run fast enough to town i should be able to catch her 'fore she gets back next Week."

    Crowbar pinched his brow and sighed. "Get running then." Time travel.. He hated it.

    As sure as the outlying desert is hot, when a strange circus sets up shop on the outskirts of midnight city, local preforming troupe known as the midnight crew doesn't take kindly to some new folks encroaching in on their territoy. Trouble starts begins brewing, and one of the most heated rivalries in midnight city's history ensues. All the enraptured audience of

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    355
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    21
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    313
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    Ordinary is a relative term when you live in a mansion in the desert with a dozen or more strange puppety men.

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    English
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    1,996
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
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    89
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    852
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    “You know, we could buy a large popcorn, empty it out, cut a hole in the bottom of the bucket, and then I could jerk you off just like that,” Itchy says to Quarters as his eyes slide over the menu, “we could even leave some of the popcorn in.”

    Language:
    English
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    3,459
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    715
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    Itchy shows up at her door on a Sunday night with a bouquet of purple irises and a bottle of wine, leaning against the doorway as soon as she answers the door. He’s dressed nice, and maybe the most surprising thing is that he actually owns clothes other than his suit. “Heeey Snowman. Feel up to celebrating?”

    She just might.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,501
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    573

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