16 Works in Jan (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
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“Sorry, Jan,” Nandor mumbled, struggling not to avert his eyes. “I could not sleep.”
“Nandy.” Jan’s voice was gentle but reprimanding. She plopped down into a beanbag next to him with a heavy sigh. “You know you’re supposed to stay in bed until the sun comes up! You can’t be a productive human without your beauty sleep!” She stroked a few cold fingers down his face and smiled at him.
He smiled back hesitantly, relieved that she wasn’t mad. “I’m sorry,” he said again. “I want to be human, I do! But it’s just… hard, sometimes.”
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CinderGuillermo (AKA Guillerella) by Flashbcaks (BuffyJayne)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
23 Mar 2024
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Cinderella reimagined with Guillermo in the part. Elements are taken from all different versions of Cinderella, but probably most closely matches the Disney version (save for one or two important details).
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empty till she fills, alive until she kills by softinyourpalm for seaandsky
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
20 Feb 2024
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And that’s the thing about their arrangement, the thing that makes Celeste’s body sing with excitement and power. When Jan says I need you, it’s not just dirty talk. She hungers for Celeste’s body, not just in the sexual sense. Celeste has done enough googling to make sense of Jan’s strangely desperate desire to eat her out, often and thoroughly.
She doesn’t know when Jan last drank human blood. But the wetness Celeste produces alone seems to be enough for her to survive on. And fucking hell, is it good to be needed.
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Delilah (by reallyrisky) by Phasmama, reallyrisky for rhymeandrisen
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Jan 2024
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This was created by reallyrisky and posted on her behalf by Phasmama (who, to be clear, gets no credit for this masterpiece) as a gift for rhymeandrisen.
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nandor the relentless is suffering from a severe case of vampiric depression. guillermo de la cruz just wants to help. it’s his duty as his master’s bodyguard, after all; anything to gain his praise and approval. and, what’s the best solution to a broken heart?
jazzercise, of course.
but, will it help?
will guillermo finally get noticed?
does nandor reciprocate his romantic feelings?
will nadja and laszlo be willing to help him carry out such an outlandish plan?
will colin robinson ever shut the hell up?
is there a hopeful future ahead for mr jackie daytona?let’s get physical.
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Guillermo meant to arrive just before the evening aerobics session, but a change in schedule has him arriving at the wrong time — and coming face-to-face with a cult leader who's always willing to recruit.
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i realized it's all my fault by Melmo for rhymeandrisen
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
31 Jul 2022
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“Maybe, as a reward for your good behaviour today, we can do something about your virginity. They always say your first time should be with someone you trust, right? And you trust me, don't you?”
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While Nandor is feeling vulnerable Jan takes advantage.
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- Part 1 of til you say you're sorry
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i've been dreaming of a true love's kiss by Jay Auris (nighthawkms) for returnofthelu
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), Enchanted (2007)
04 Jul 2022
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When a fantastical lost prince named Nandor lands in divorce lawyer Guillermo de la Cruz's metaphorical lap, he isn't sure how anybody could buy into Nandor's ideas about true love and happily ever after.
Luckily for Guillermo, Nandor has plenty of convincing musical numbers to get his point across.
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damn the Dark, damn the Light by nandorslonelyheartsclub
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
31 May 2022
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“What is it? What do you see?” Nadja asks, while holding her husband's right arm.
“There’s a ghost inside the mirror” Nandor explains to them, pointing at the figure with his finger “and he’s imitating me. Fucking guy, that’s very immature.”
“A ghost?” Laszlo echoes, uncertain, sharing a worried look with his lady wife.
“That’s not a ghost, master. That’s your reflection.”or, Nandor's attempt to be human again actually works (sort of). obviously, he has a propensity for accidents; Guillermo struggles to keep him alive (nothing new)
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Guillermo escapes every danger, until he doesn't.
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I know I'm just a fool who's willing
To sit around and wait for you
But baby, can't you see there's nothing else for me to do? -
talk so pretty but your heart got teeth by returnofthelu
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
01 Mar 2022
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Jan pegs Nandor and manipulates him. That’s it, that’s the fic.
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you are the angel that i couldn’t kill by parotcards
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
11 Jan 2022
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there’s a lot of content about eating disorders in here so please be cautious if you have any issues with food. if you’d like someone to talk to, my tumblr @parotcardsroxy or @nadja-dyke is open. stay safe <3
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Jan used the blood as a punishment. It would always come back up, laced with water or rabies, and it was a terrible reminder of their monstrosity. Days began to blur, between the starvation and the exercise and the fucked up sleep schedule, and the only thing keeping him grounded was the nightly fang pulling. The pain was a stark reminder of his vampirism, that he had to work harder to become human, because Nandor the Relentless just wanted to be normal again.
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Nandor’s fingers were gripping the front of Guillermo's shirt, knuckles pressing into his chest so tightly he could feel the cold of his skin seeping through the fabric. Instinctively, Guillermo grabbed onto Nandor’s wrists, trying to ease some of the pressure.
“Master, what are you doing?”
Nandor had never laid a hand on him, not in eleven years. Guillermo had been around long enough to know that his master could have hurt him, and had certainly hurt others before, but not him. Never him.
The Wellness Center and the aftermath, except Nandor was actually brainwashed.
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This Could Be the Year for the Real Thing by BrotherFromAnotherMother
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
16 Oct 2021
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"You know, my horse, John would have never entrapped me with locally sourced silver inlaid reigns," Nandor complains, albeit begrudgingly admiring of his former familiar's ingenuity.
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Nandor asks her, "When do you think I will be ready to eat human food?"