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• Step up fast, and be the first girl to make me throw this cash by waffleman

  Fandoms: House M.D.  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
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  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  28 Oct 2025

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  • Gregory House/James Wilson
  • Gregory House & James Wilson
  • Remy "Thirteen" Hadley & Gregory House
  • Lawrence Kutner & Chris Taub
  • Gregory House
  • James Wilson (House M.D.)
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • Minor Characters
  • Remy "Thirteen" Hadley
  • Lisa Cuddy
  • Lawrence Kutner
  • Robert Chase (House M.D.)
  • Eric Foreman (House M.D.)
  • Chris Taub
  • Allison Cameron
  • Party
  • House Party
  • Or House at a party
  • You could say
  • i'm hilarious
  • more of this in the fic
  • im bad at tagging just trust me
  • Dreams
  • Gregory House is a Little Shit
  • making fun of a random career I happen to hate
  • Dirty Jokes
  • Bisexual Gregory House
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Dinner
  • Pranks and Practical Jokes
  • I'm Bad At Summaries
  • like really bad
  • Sexuality Crisis
  • Oblivious James Wilson (House M.D.)
  • graphic descriptions of outfits
  • references to falsettos the musical
  • Pop Culture
  • Hijinks & Shenanigans
  • Mark Rothko

  Summary

  House and Wilson attend various different events, chaos ensues at varying levels.

  The line between platonic and romantic begins to blur.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  12,060

  Chapters:

  3/4

  Comments:

  43

  Kudos:

  100

  Bookmarks:

  12

  Hits:

  945