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Ed's career has stagnated. Ed's everything has stagnated. At thirty, he has no idea who he is or where he wants to go, and maybe it doesn't matter at this stage. Even Stede seems more of a dream then a reality. Can a holiday across Europe with Anne help him find himself? Maybe. But when you're as famous as Ed Teach, the world is never far from your door.
Izzy is doing as best he can to help keep Ed afloat in an increasingly complicated world. It's hard work, but someone has to do it. And if he doesn't, if he takes one day off, what does that make him? What does he have to contribute? Is it a good idea to stay with Ed at all? Or is there a better opportunity waiting in the wings? He might find out if Bonnet would leave him the fuck alone.
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- Part 5 of Made for You
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is it wrong to pickup girls on a pirate ship, continued by raider_king
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Aug 2025
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The year is 1717, cell phones exist, and the attack on the Republic of Pirates has failed.
Friend and foe alike banded together to beat back the English navy, earning themselves another day of freedom. But now, as the Republic finds itself in a unique position between the English and the Spanish, choices must be made about which direction they want to go. Stede Bonnet, somehow, finds himself at the center of an upwelling of hope, and the desire for change that has being brewing in the Republic of Pirates.
Meanwhile, all is not well aboard the Revenge. In the aftermath of the murder attempt against Edward, no one knows how to even begin to unfuck the dynamics that have entrenched themselves. All the while, a figure from Lucius' past has reappeared, but what he's after is anyone's guess.
The crew of the Revenge must grapple with the things they have done if they are ever going to find a way forward.
A socmed action romantic comedy about the choices a community must make, and the mess of trying to make things right.
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Stede Bonnet has had some bad ideas in his life, but trying to get a foot in the door of the street racing scene is his worst yet. But a childhood dream is hard to shake. And so, like everything else, he overdoes it immediately. Fortunately, that's exactly what attracts Edward 'Blackbeard' Teach to his presence, who is notorious not just for his driving skills but also for his criminal endeavors. Stede gets a taste of the former and inevitably becomes entangled in the latter. Much to the chagrin of Israel 'Izzy' Hands, who does not endorse Edward's new hobby as a driving instructor. What ensues is a wild ride full of personal realizations, mishandled turns, and the consequences of a man's actions. Just faster and illegal.
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Ed is in love with his best friend, Stede Bonnet. But Stede is straight… and married to his other best friend, Mary. To complicate matters, Ed, Stede, and Mary own a boutique inn together in Hawaii. Then there’s the fact that Stede and Mary’s kids call Ed “Uncle.” He’s fucked on all accounts, and doesn’t know how to stop pining for the man he definitely, certainly, without a doubt, (maybe?) can’t have. Will he ever figure out a way to get over Stede Bonnet?
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31 (hopefully!) Drabbles for Our Flag Means Death JanuAUry 2025!
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But Not Your Death by dimplyowl, That_Mothra
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
29 Nov 2024
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After the 74th Hunger Games, victors Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet are the It Couple of the Capitol. They’ve managed to find something of a balance between the necessary public nature of their relationship and the process of learning how to be together outside of the arena. But with the looming threat of the President unconvinced by their love story, the upcoming Victory Tour and Quarter Quell, as well as the stress of their entire relationship being televised across the country, that precarious balance is about to tip.
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- Part 2 of Hunger Games AU
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Evelyn sat flat at the edge of the water, in sucking sand and little rippling waves and a crab investigating her torn and floating lace. The ship sank. The fucking good for nothing badly built overcharging stinking cock crewed undermanned pissant piloted splinter ridden cracker box up and sank. It was bad pirating, quite unprofessional, that had holed the hull before they could properly board. What really bit her in her well rounded bum was that she could have dealt with pirates, even idiot amateur pirates, if she’d had the chance. But no, their prize passenger had to be gallantly, ineffectively, saved by being flung into a ship’s boat with her small trunk dropped on her legs and a bleeding, flailing sailor on top to row.
Well, he died.
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Where they went from there.
Portman and Izzy, Evy and Ned, on their way to connect with Ed and Stede.
This follows Left Behind and won't make much sense without that.
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Started out M, changed to E.Series
- Part 3 of The Pirate and the Barber
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Ed and Stede are all in, fully embracing their innkeeper era. The crew pitches in with repairs while Izzy's on the mend, and it seems like happiness is on the horizon for them all. But the dream is shattered just as all the pieces of their new lives seem to be falling into place when Stede is abducted by a vengeful Ned Low.
Urgency forces everyone back onto the Revenge and out to sea far sooner than anyone was prepared for as they race after the Gentleman Pirate. Ed and company race after them and find a twisted trail of 'breadcrumbs' left in Low's wake. Meanwhile, Stede struggles to plot his moves in a game where the rules keep changing—and the stakes have never been higher.
Written for the 2024 OFMD Reverse Big Bang
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Breaking up had been hard, and Stede had eventually moved just to get away from Ned's late-night visits that resulted in an equal number of threatening letters and conciliatory gifts. And since Stede was setting fire to his life as he knew it, why not go the extra mile and quit his job without having another lined up?
He had more than enough money to last him a lifetime, but perhaps it hadn’t been the best move for someone so prone to wallowing in their misery like a pig in mud.
Stede manages to stumble into so much more than just an Adopt-a-Polloza while avoiding his ex
combined fill for AUgust prompt "pet owner" and the Happiness Happens generator
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- Part 36 of Loose Canons (OFMD prompt fills)
- Part 17 of In Every Universe (Meet-Cute Collection)
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Ned Low Rewrite and Expanded Backstory by raider_king
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Apr 2024
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Ned Low deserves to be interesting.
This is a character design document for a redesigned Ned Low. I adored his concept, but there were some elements which felt thrown in or underused. This iteration of Ned is more suitable for stories with nuance, particularly stories focused on love and romance.
Within is a full backstory, discussions on how Ned foils some of our beloved characters so well, and commentary on why I chose to keep some elements and discard others.
This document is freely given to the OFMD fandom to use however they see fit.
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- Part 1 of Ned Low Expanded Backstory
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And sometimes there's just chemistry by Icouldbefamily
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Mar 2024
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Ed has been wrestling as Blackbeard for a long time, and it's a lonely game. Stede is an up-and-coming amateur wrestler who is fascinated by the Blackbeard character. Eventually, they find each other, and sometimes, there's just chemistry—inside and outside the ring.
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- Part 1 of Revenge Wrestling Federation
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is it wrong to pick up girls on a pirate ship by raider_king
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Jan 2024
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Stede:
Dear Crew of the Revenge,
Thank you, everyone! It is with hope that after the apology today, we can move on as a crew together and, as Edward wisely put, move the culture forward.
Thank you all again!
Sincerely,
The Gentleman PirateIt's 1717, and the crew of the Revenge are stuck on a boat with the man who tormented them and the captain who let him stay. Left with no other choice, the crew get back at them the best way they can: Sassy group chats.
A story about community, and the imperfect path towards getting better. Ensemble cast.
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Song: MISSIO - I See You
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Swede Jensen is a California stoner and deadbeat who hitches a ride with an eccentric rich weirdo to the Sequoia Twilight Witchcamp, a camp of outcasts dedicated to practicing witchcraft in the most eclectic ways possible. Along the way, Swede comes to terms with personal tragedy while observing the weird and wacky hijinks of his new friends who are all dealing with a horrible truth: that they are characters in a story, and their words and actions are at the whim of the narrator who is telling it. Will they escape the confines of their fictional world, or learn to love Big Narrator?
For OFMD Big Bang 2023!
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Renew As A Crew Project - For Season 3 of Our Flag Means Death - October 2023 by tallula03
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Oct 2023
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- Part 7 of Our Flag Means Death Fanarts - 2022-now
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The modern world is six months into a zombie apocalypse. Only the nastiest, grittiest, most ruthless people have survived so far, or so Edward thought. Izzy Hands delivers news of a new group that has taken residence in a wealthy community nearby, captained by a posh gentleman who has no business surviving in this new world. Instantly taken by the idea of such a delicate soul somehow making it this far Edward starts a pursuit to learn more about this 'gentle' man and his so-called group of imbeciles. Perhaps Edward will soon find more than another group to raid and wipe off the face of this new world order.
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Set during S2E6 Calypso’s birthday in the aftermath of Ned Low’s attack. But what if Ed prevents Stede from making a horrible mistake?
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At the bottom of Portman’s garden there was a large tree. There were two trees, a young shak-shak and a venerable mahogany, but only the mahogany had a pirate and a jaguar in it.
After Stede sails away, the first time. And the second.
This is from lingering affection for Stede's barber and some others.
(Parts and people may not make sense without the previous story, "What Makes a Man.") Mostly written before Season 2, so it doesn't gibe with canon.Series
- Part 2 of The Pirate and the Barber
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Mary begrudgingly attends a local widows group, expecting to play along with the weeping women for an afternoon.
So begins the Big Bisexual Awakening of the Widow Mary Bonnet.
(Or: Evelyn Higgins reanimates the dead-inside with good company and better sex)
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Izzy can't help the small grin that rises to his face in response to Doug's open amusement. "She said all I needed to do was sit here for a few hours."
"That's right," Mary calls cheerfully as she strides through the door. She's dressed casually for the afternoon in a simple tan-colored skirt and a white shirt. She finishes pinning her dark brown hair up into a bun high on her head and closes the doors behind her before crossing to join them. "Just sit over there and look pretty for me," she quips to the pirate as she leans in to kiss her lover.
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In which Izzy finally lets himself be sketched and discovers he has a praise kink. AKA Izzy Hand's Hot Pirate Summer. *Now with plot (tm)!
On a surprise visit to the Bonnet estate with his captains, Mary and Doug ask Izzy to sit for them for a painting session that turns into a relationship between the three that uncovers some kinks - and some emotions for almost everyone Izzy knows, both new and old.
Featuring: Oops all bi/pansexuals! Surprise Dom Mary Bonnet! Sweet, slutty mild-mannered Doug! Stede being a jealous b*tch! Edward being an absolute menace! Sprizzy! Ouizzy! Evelyn Higgins being HBIC!