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    "What are you talking about?", they asked.
    "The tides which rose so long ago... who led to the war between squids and octos... those tides weren't caused by mother nature. They were caused by us."

    ⭒-.⋆⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅⋆.-⭒⭒-.⋆⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅⋆.-⭒⭒-.⋆⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅⋆.-⭒

    Or: Agent 4 goes on a mission, but looses their memory. When they thought, they would die and drown, they were saved by someone. Someone from a world below the surface of the ocean. Agent 4 goes on an adventure with their savior and other new friends to save the new-old and their own world. And slowly they gain their memories back. But if it would be a little faster, they might already knew what was coming for them in the final battle...

    CURRENTLY REWRITTEN AND ON HYATUS!!!

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    4/?
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    It's Agent 3's birthday. In order to celebrate it, their fellow agents and captain have brought them to Inkopolis for remainder of the week. Being the first time someone has celebrated their birthday in nearly a decade, this is bound to be a day to remember.

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    3/?
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    3
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    25
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    1
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    The New Agent 3 suspected the worst came of Little Buddy after a cave collapsed around them.

    Turns out, they were wrong.

    (Sequel to "A Scene Without Hope")

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    15
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    basically, me scratching my Splatoon writing itches: the one-shot collection

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    2/?
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    When Hiro fails to save the world, shit hits the fan hard.

    OR

    Everyone fucking dies. That's it.

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    1/1
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    13
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    1
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    167
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    Everyone knew it was a bad idea to look for scrap in caves. They had a tendency to collapse after all. But that was why Agent 3 thought they were the perfect spot to go digging for untouched treasure!

    (Content Warning: Ambiguous fates and ambiguous ending.)

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    1/1
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    5
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    After hearing about them for months, Vio is finally getting to meet Agrents 4 and 8...at possibly the worst timing. After a last minute entry into a tournament, Vio and their team are heading on a collision course with disaster. With tensions high and bonds already beginning to splinter, Vio is struggling to hold it all together while also trying to get to know the other agents.

    At the end of it all, they could make new bonds and strengthen current ones...or it will all fall apart.

    Previously called 'This is a rocky boat we're in', wasn't proud of that title so tried somethin i think slightly better???

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    1/?
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    5
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    For years since escaping the Octarian Domes, Aoi—now the new Agent 3—and Smallfry haven’t had a place to call home. Luckily, their new friends Deep Cut have a plan to do something about that.

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    While the end of the Splatocalypse seemed like the end for many, it wasn't for Off the Hook. Taking their band to the next level, they decide to also take their relationship up a step.

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    Two sapphalopods get married.

    (I wanted to write a wedding fic to celebrate the release of Side Order so here it is lol)

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    1/?
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    With nothing in Alterna much of a threat, and Splatsville in relative calmness, the Squidbeak Splatoon had mountains of free time to use however they wanted. Why not take a trip away for a little while, use it as a vacation? Though that didn't mean it was only leisure.

    ~~~

    A.K.A. The Entirety of the New Squidbeak Splatoon take a trip to a relatively isolated snowy forest for the fun kind of training.

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    Three shot up, wide awake, in the middle of the night. She looked around in a cold sweat, checking for anyone who could be nearby, but stopped once her eyes laid upon the octoling sleeping next to her. Three sighed and laid back down, snuggling up against the octarian.

    She woke up from a nightmare she had about when she was previously an agent of the Splatoon, rather than the captain. About how she once fought the octoling that now laid next to her, peacefully. It was a time where nobody knew that an octoling could change. A time of, dare say it, racism and segregation.

    The Octarians weren't bad, Cuttlefish was just racist because of the war

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    Three has been suffering from PTSD from her past experiences as an agent, yet keeps everything to herself all for the sake of her friends not worrying about her. Though as the hallucinations get worse and harder to hide, it's clear that something is going to have to be done about it

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    7/?
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    8
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    2,146
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    Paul sighed. “Next train to Inkadia doesn’t come through here until 3 am, d’ya think I can crash at yours for the night?”

    (Or: Paul gets more than he bargained for, and meets someone familiar.)

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    2/?
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    33
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    2
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    Shortly after moving to Splatsville, Eight and Three are finally relaxing and enjoying their time as a couple. Neo Three has defeated Mr. Grizz and things seem calm. Of course, reality would say otherwise. Their peace is interrupted by the Anarchy Splatcast reporting on a mysterious green octoling that was found near Mahi-Mahi Resort; the footage shows it acting in a violent and unusual way. Cephalopods are advised to stay away from the hotel that has had to stop its activities. As a blurry picture and video from the incident are released, both agents realize that it cannot be anything but a sanitized octoling. Despite both hating the idea, they decide that it is time to return to the Deepsea Metro, the source of many of their traumas and night terrors. Since the Squid Sisters are busy with Alterna clean up, Cuttlefish’s recovery, and their singing career, the pair must resort to the only two others with expertise on the Metro, Off the Hook.

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    The NSS had been exploring Alterna for a while, but there was still so much for them to uncover. Now that Mr. Grizz and all the Fuzzy Ooze business had been taken care of, the former underground paradise for a long-extinct species was their oyster.. is that an appropriate metaphor for sea creatures? It'd be really cool if you (yes, you!) joined the NSS in their adventures.
    Captain and their theories. Neo 3 and their... whatever they are. Callie and Marie and their occasional bickering. Cuttlefish is also there, I think. He's not that important. Agent 8 is mentioned like 1 time. They're there in spirit. Deep Cut is there too.

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    4/?
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    37
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    4
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    In a 1-on-1 combat training session with the Captain, Agent 3 devises a new way to subdue this particular opponent in battle.

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    It's hard to say what the scariest part of the New Squidbeak Splatoon's Captain is. Her constant death glare? Her unflinching, almost mindless expertise in battle? The simmering, stifling weight of her expectations? Well, New Agent 3 really wants to connect with her, but the only way they know how...is known to have a low success rate.

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    English
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    1,470
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    1/1
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    14
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    103
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    4
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    If you told Trip their fish would get kidnapped (it was no big deal), they would become a secret agent (or perhaps a pirate), they'd have to duke it out with one of their favourite celebrities (and more to come) and they'd fall into the remains of the last human settlement, they'd have called you crazy. But, crazy as that sounds, it happened, and Trip's world is about to turn upside down. Fuzzy Ooze, cool treasure, a scary Captain, real life mammals- what else does Alterna have to offer?

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    English
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    1/1
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    6
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    49
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    4
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    515
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    When Agent 3 reports to Alterna one morning, Agent 1 notices something peculiar on their mantle.

    Little do they know, another member of the New Squidbeak Splatoon can relate…

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    5
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    56
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    3
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    To her knowledge, the Captain first met Neo when they arrived in Alterna… but according to Neo, they met a year prior.

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    1/1
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    3
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    What is life worth to someone?
    How does one determine the weight of their life?

    Turn the thinking around.

    What would they risk their life for?
    What would counter balance the weight of life?
    Something as large as the world, surely…

    But the world takes many forms.

    But regardless of how many forms,
    What would it feel to carry the world?
    Carry the world without losing grip?

    To risk your life for the world?

    Would you overcome the weight of the world?
    Or would you lose your grip and fall?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    4
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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