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Alhaitham was assigned to protect the prince. The real mission? Kill him.
Kaveh is spoiled, loud, and impossible to tolerate for more than five minutes. The wedding is approaching. Alhaitham just has to keep him alive, until he doesn’t.
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Scara’s eyes weren’t looking at him anymore, they were looking into the darkness he couldn’t reach, the darkness he didn’t want to reach. He was lying peacefully in the pool of blood, his body cold and pale but strangely relaxed, maybe even relieved. He wasn’t smiling, but his face was calm, as if he had just had the best sleep of his life. And Kazuha hoped it was the best sleep, because knowing that he was sleeping forever in pain would have been an even worse feeling than being dead himself.
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My Fate Always leads to you two by RubylovesYaoi
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
10 Nov 2025
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After years of the Human Trafficking and Experimentation disguised as a research facility and orphanage, the case slowly comes up. More evidence, new locations, and clues. As the case comes up, so does the pain of the past for Freminet, Collei, and Scara. Will they be able to shake the weight of their past off? Or will they bear the pain until their deaths?
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A Scaramona family story. I based this a lot on my own health journey, Asian American experience, and my relationship with my mom. Wanderer wants to have a normal family life, but he must unravel the medical conspiracy Dottore has entangled him in. Set in a 1920’s ish or 1960’s ish period. Turning Red level Asian jokes.
Also in another fic making family shenanigans. This gives more context on my Scaramouche Barbatosmas fanfic. I wrote Scaramona family shenanigans, which is random family interactions seperate from the health journey, medical conspiracy plot.Series
- Part 1 of Scaramona family collection
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The Temple of Silence has two vessels of Hermanubis - a miracle in and of itself. But one has blood of gold and the other’s is that of the dirtiest filth of society. Cyno has always known this, since the day the scales of the cursed sprouted across his skin. Yet when Sethos nearly dies while trying to access the spirit of their lord, instinct makes Cyno save the life and steal the purpose of the younger. Now with a terrible secret, Cyno leaves the Temple of Silence with Professor Cyrus and a terrible, terrible power.
How much longer must he live - and die - like this?
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A Child is Still a Child, Even When Said Child Is a God by vixens_den
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 Sep 2025
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Crouching to her side, she waited for the smaller girl to catch attention before asking; “Would you like to come with me to Aaru Village? Candace wanted to try this new recipe, so I was buying some ingredients for her.”
Nahida stared at her for a moment before breaking into a huge grin, her excitement palpable. “Really? I can go with you?”
She really acts like a kid sometimes. Dehya thought with amusement. “Of course! C’mon, of we go now, we might be able to arrive before dark.”
OR; 5 times where Nahida can freely act as a kid in front of her people without judgement. 1+ where she act as a kid in front of a certain Harbinger (and got away perfectly unscathed.)
Edit: updates will be slow as I am busy with multiple things and don't have much motivation for this right now. I will try to write the next chapter as soon as possible. Thank you for understanding ^^
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Kunikuzushi can't wait to get his last year of high school over with. Can't wait to move away. Can't wait to die. Or something along the lines of that.
Kaedehara Kazuha just started going to a new high school after transferring due to the death of his friend. He takes an interest in the lonely looking boy in his second period.
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Dottore gives birth. The Ruin Guard files for custody. Neuvillette judges. Chaos ensues.
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I will be married to a stranger, for the country mother says, what about for me? I’m choked by my duty, I did not choose this duty nor this life. If im to be married im to be imprisoned never to speak my truth that I am not a woman no matter how much i may look like one. I must put my plan into action the maids will suspect nothing, my bag is already packed and ready. I will escape any means necessary.
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scaramouche hates his confined life and runs away before he is married to his future husband.
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"In the main hall of Zapolyarny Palace, there's eleven large paintings lining the walls.
The sixth painting has been partially covered in black paint, making it hard to see who it is; and the name etched at the bottom of the golden frame has been crossed out with a knife.
Only one person remembers whom that painting belonged to."
- or: wanderer is trying to adjust to a semi-normal life after receiving his vision. this includes occasional talking sessions with nahida, studying at the akademiya, & mainly, getting to know this boy who calls him “hat guy.”
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Just diluc and dain becoming good in laws
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Ginger pubes: it's because i'm autistic isn't it
Pants: Spot on
Ginger pubes: well fuck you too
Pants: I'll leave that to your boyfriend
Fatui mankisser: When the fuck
Fatui mankisser: Who the fuck
Fatui mankisser: How the fuck
Fatui mankisser: What the fuckScaraboobs: we get it
Groupchat with the fatui harbingers....and apparently some others too?
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Scaramouche screams in his dreams, Nahida tries to calm him down those nights by going in his dreams and soothing him down, Alhaitham can only wipe the sweat off his forehead and pray for the best.
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Nahida saved Irminsul but she regrets not having caught Scaramouche so she fixes him to the best of her abilities (especially all emotional cracks).
THIS FIC HAS AN OFFICIAL PLAYLIST:
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Childe's ego gets fucked over and then he gets fucked by Wriothesley. Prison antics. Tartaglia was busy being a bottom when he was in jail.
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A collection of conversations Collei has had since the collapse and restructuring of the Sumeran government.
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The thing was, about the dove and the rabbit, was that they were in a constant chase. A circle around and across Teyvat together. Endlessly racing after one another, reaching grasping, clawing to grasp the other. It was a spinning circle around the world, a joyous game, to rush and run together. Until one caught the other, and would eat the flesh off its bones. They couldn’t really ever have one another, so when they were finally caught, they had no choice but to kill. Really it was the only logical thing their body and mind were in agreement with.
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Arlecchino x Columbina fic about their conflicting lives and relationship to each other, and the other Harbingers. They love each other but can never admit it to one another, and at the end of the day they’re back where they started, bloodied alone, and in the frigid cold.I am writing this as I go so please be mindful and aware of any tags or changes that may be made in the future. I will do my best to make proper warnings in the notes as well, but this is for clarification purposes. Specific nsfw tags will be added when we get there
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Alhaitham, Kaveh, Cyno, Tighnari, and Wanderer learn that their friends have been captured by the Fatui and the traveler returns with news that she was unable to save them on her own. The group decides that it's time to take matters into their own hands.
Personality quiz for the characters - https://uquiz.com/EIrsDN
Discord Server (I'm going insane) - https://discord.gg/w3TcvkYbRf
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- Part 6 of By Your Hands, I am Remade
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this long-winded path leads to you by haerin_03
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Jan 2025
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in which wanderer finally finds his answer in an annoyingly charming young man with the most gorgeous green eyes he's ever seen.
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He Might Not Look Like He Gets Bitches, but Honey, That Dick Was 11 Inches by Anonymous
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Dec 2024
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Capitano and Ororon have sex for the first time.
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No one should be surprised, really, that Scaramouche would make it to the end of college without fucking anyone. He doesn't like people, he doesn't like being vulnerable, and he is horny - but not horny enough to get over his myriad hangups and the loner image he's painstakingly crafted for himself.
But when he finds himself at a party with a certain ginger on his knees in front of him, suddenly all that is turned upside down; and when Childe keeps showing up in his life, he begins to question whether the walls he's built are really all he needs.