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  1. 13

    “Your friend, Spring!Bot.” by

    Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

    02 Jun 2025

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    Inanimate Insanity Invitational has proven to be a hit across the entire world- with it still attracting new viewers even months after its release. The show has proven that it can be ultimately successful, even without its partner brand, which soon faded into obscurity.

    But.. even though the brand had eventually become nothing more than just “that old cereal brand” from word of mouth, there are still so many unfinished business plans that never got to see the light of day. What.. happened to those?

    Bot, the center of the company’s biggest scandal, which had ultimately led it to its downfall, didn’t know if those plans should be lost forever. They wanted to forget about that company. Until one of those business plans made their way back in Bot’s life.

     

    (Specific chapters have warnings for specific subjects. Things in tags are in multiple chapters. Stay safe while reading, folks!)

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    30/30
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  2. 5

    Operation: Boiler Room by

    Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

    02 Feb 2025

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    MePhone4 is really, REALLY bad at making friends. For the most part, he only hangs out with his siblings, because interacting with his classmates usually goes south in one way or another. Unfortunately for him, Pickle and Taco (A.K.A., the most annoying couple in school) are trying to pull him into their friend group, when they should know full well he'd make a terrible addition. When several of their classmates start reporting paranormal activity around school, Pickle and Taco try to rope MePhone into their "investigation." He is extremely hesitant to join them, but eventually gives into their nagging. Which, may be for the worst... But, hey. At least he's getting out of the house, right?

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    29
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    5
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    222

  3. 3

    Compliments are like rocks. i like to throw them at people by

    Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

    09 Aug 2023

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    (based off of a conversation i had)

    Fan and Knife cuddle fan compliments knife and he likes it idk

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    302

  4. 8

    Roentgenium by

    Fandoms: Paper Puppets Take 2 (Web Series)  

    09 May 2024

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    Roentgenium is a chemical element with the symbol Rg and atomic number 111. It is an extremely radioactive synthetic element that can be created in a laboratory but is not found in nature. Only a few roentgenium atoms have ever been synthesized, and they have no current practical application beyond that of scientific study. Roentgenium is calculated to have similar properties to its lighter homologues, copper, silver, and gold, although it may show some differences from them.

    Or; Gold Ingot goes fucking insane over the mention of Santa Hat and Loaf

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    57
    Kudos:
    55
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    I'm Getting into that Family One Way or Another by

    Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)  

    20 Jun 2025

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    10 years ago, Needle and Pencil broke up. Now? Needle is dating Pen without Pencil's knowledge.

    -Needle didn't get eliminated in TPOT in this one
    -This is a completely different story from my other fic.
    -One exists but didn't kidnap Needle since she technically isn't eliminated in this fic.
    -Peneedle and mentioned Needcil

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    3
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    1
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    48

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    Uncovering Meeple by

    Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series), Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), Animated Inanimate Battle (Web Series)  

    20 Jun 2025

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    After the sudden and tragic death of her mother, fifteen-year-old Taco finds herself moving back to Inanimate Isles, the tiny American town she used to live in before she left with her mom to England after her parents' divorce. Even though a lot has changed quite a lot in the near decade she'd been away, a still-grieving Taco finds comfort in the fact that many things—like her old childhood friends—haven't changed a bit since she left.

    But then one day, Taco discovers something that she most likely wasn't supposed to. Instead of trying to forget it, however, she becomes determined to get to the bottom of things, no matter what.

    But little does she know, the truth runs so much deeper than she could ever know or imagine. And as things grow more complicated both in and out of school, Taco and her friends come to the realization that a certain technological company is more connected to them and this town than they initially thought.

     

    "...Tell me, young lady. Just how far are you willing to go, just to uncover the illicit truths of the seemingly innocent?"

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    Chapters:
    22/?
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    30
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    There's no reception in Inanimate Isles by

    Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series), Animated Inanimate Battle (Web Series), Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)  

    14 May 2025

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    Inanimate Isles is a strange place- far too strange to be confined to a singular fic. So I took it upon myself to offer glimpses into lives of the Isles' other residents with little to no plot relevance to Uncovering Meeple's main storyline. You're welcome!

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    23
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    33
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  8. 23

    “It can’t be that hard.. right?” by

    Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

    04 Oct 2024

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    Inanimate Insanity is the most popular show in the world. Those who compete in it are huge celebrities- some basking in the fame, others taking quiet lives. The third season has been in talk for years by fans.

    The third season just finished filming, and now those celebrities featured in that show have to return to their daily lives.. including Bot.

    Bot hadn’t thought about what life was like outside the show.. they had no clue what it was like. And now they’re being thrust into the worst social setting of the time- middle school. With only their best friend to guide them.. what will go down? Will they be able to stay undercover until the third season finishes editing and releases to the public?

     

    TW for Homophobia/Transphobia (Not much.. but I will put warnings before chapters)

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    Chapters:
    34/34
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    321
    Bookmarks:
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  9. 1

    We'll find the moonlit nights strangely empty because when you call my name there will be no answer by

    Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

    18 Jun 2025

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    Forever isn't a probable.

    OJ's arm is slung around his shoulder, and their bodies are touching, Mephone curling into the man's side. Despite the cold, he feels warm inside.

    Looking up at the sky, Mephone acknowledges how pretty it is. A pitch blackness, fading into deep purples. Stars peppered and sprayed in patches and sprinkles, glowing gently.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    6
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    1
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    37

  10. 4

    CHATROOM CARNAGE!!! by

    Fandoms: X Finds Out His Value (Short Film 2008), Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)  

    20 Jun 2025

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    The members of Algebra High’s study group get a group chat. Chaos ensues.

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    Six: go away now before five hits you over the head with a frying pan

     

    Seven: don’t worry gang im keeping five 𝓸𝓬𝓬𝓾𝓹𝓲𝓮𝓭

     

    One: You absolute freak, Seven.

     

    Seven changed their name to Freak

     

    Freak: 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮

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    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    346
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1,276

  11. 23

    ✮ Rockstar ✮ || A Lightbrush Fanfiction by

    Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series), Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)  

    10 Sep 2024

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    TW// This fic includes topics of Gender Dysphoria and Depression. Reader discretion is advised

    Paintbrush is a 16 year old dropout music artist with a dream to become mainstream. Even though they may have the skills, do they have the willpower to get through their journey alone?

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    Comments:
    83
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  12. 20

    be gay and fail highschool (pick a struggle) by

    Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)  

    19 Jun 2025

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    40yearold man: Does anyone want to skip with me and Pen I’m done with this algebra shit bro

    nonchalant dreadhead: I would but I rlly would rather stay in class than be there when u and Pen make out

    Blue faggot: We’re not even a couple man it’s all good

    Puffy 💕: ??

    nonchalant dreadhead: Bro what

    TrafficCone: YOU’RE NOT???

    Blue faggot: YOU GUYS JST REALIZEDD😭

    TrafficCone: YES??

     

    team are you okay (golf ball, tennis ball, fries, puffball, tv, eraser & pen) tries to survive highschool and fail so they cope with their failures through a group chat

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    Chapters:
    35/35
    Comments:
    375
    Kudos:
    225
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    4,720
    • Bookmarked by kasafan

      19 Jun 2025

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      Bookmark Notes:

      I ACTUALLY STARTED READING THIS A LITTLE BIT AGO BUT I WANTED TO WAIT UNTIL IT WAS FINISHED TO BOOKMARK IT.

      i think this is genuinely one of the most peak bfdi fics i have ever read. TB GETTING HIT BY A CAR WAS SO UNEXPECTED BUT FUNNY TO ME 😭 highlighter colored vests boutta start being real popular after that

      THE SCENARIOS THEY ALL WENT THROUGH WERE SO FUNNY AND CREATIVE!!!!! thank you dear author your mind has created an absolute masterpiece

      100/10 WILL ABSOLUTELY READ AGAIN. and remember kids. stay gay and keep failing high school.

    • Bookmarked by quinney17

      13 Jun 2025

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      Lmfao

    • Bookmarked by InkiiParanoia

      03 Jun 2025

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      I came here for the chatfic and stayed because evilfries

    • Bookmarked by RexLikesDoingStuff

      31 May 2025

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      🏝️🏫📱

    • Bookmarked by FrieddXD

      28 May 2025

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      peak cinema

  13. 17

    The Thought of Her by

    Fandoms: X Finds Out His Value (Short Film 2008), Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), Battle for Battle For Dream Island, The Power Of Two, TPOT, bfb - Fandom  

    28 Feb 2025

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    Zero kept thinking about Fifteen. He goes to see her one day but he almost got himself killed. But not by her.

     

    Fifteen and Zero Hurt/Comfort yay

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    13,622
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    286
    Bookmarks:
    17
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  14. 3

    A Good Decision by

    Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

    18 Jun 2025

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    Cobs has a dispute with the board of directors and uses MePhone to make everything run his way

    Language:
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    2,446
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    261

  15. 7

    our sparks are tangible by

    Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

    02 Dec 2024

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    The rain outside causes static electricity to build up in Purgatory Mansion. Knife is in head over heels for Suitcase, and so obviously, he takes advantage of the opportunity and goes in for a smooch. Fluff ensues.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    713

  16. 7

    starflakes object porn by Anonymous

    Fandom: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), Clash to be Champion (Web Series), Inanimate Insanity (Web Series), ONE - Cheesy Hfj (Web Series)

    20 Jun 2025

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  17. 20

    living millennium by

    Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

    08 Jun 2025

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    in which paintbrush tries to find their way in the world while test tube is far too assured with her own, nickel and balloon refuse to get along, marshmallow deals with burnout, silver spoon navigates life without his parents, and microphone is alone.

    all of this would be problem enough even without lightbulb, fan, clover, apple, bow, candle, and taco bursting into their lives and bringing their own problems with them, but that's just the life of a college student, right?

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    8/16
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    20
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    2,774

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    Give Me Some Time And You'll See My Body Bare by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)  

    12 Apr 2024

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    When Knife proposes the idea of having sex for the first time, Fan becomes ecstatic because why wouldn't you want to lose your virginity to your hot boyfriend?

    Sadly, he has to temporarily decline because there's something important he has yet to tell Knife, but he'll know eventually, right?

    He hopes so.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    212
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    4,332

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    the party by

    Fandoms: Испытание На Миллион Тысяч | Contest for Millions of Thousands (Web Series)  

    05 Oct 2023

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    "You’re the one who started this whole mess, you wanted me here.” Kratcy grinned an evil grin, his sharp teeth glinting in the dim light. "So you’re going to take me here."
    ___

    Kratcy and Yoshka are at a party hosted by all of the letters, and Yoshka is... needy.

    Naturally, Kratcy's solution is to fuck in public.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    2,989

  20. 2

    osc x reader oneshots >w< // requests open!!! by

    Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), Inanimate Insanity (Web Series), ONE - Cheesy Hfj (Web Series), Испытание На Миллион Тысяч | Contest for Millions of Thousands (Web Series), BURNER - Sacri (Web Series)  

    29 Feb 2024

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    just like the title says, object show x reader oneshots <3
    (i am cringe but i am free) (no i am not)
    requests will most likely be alwayz open
    preferably/focusing on cfmot bc a. im hyperfixating on it b. theres not enough fanfic
    any gender reader, object or human, romantic or platonic
    mostly fluff but maybe smut if im desperate (im super shit at writing angst tho so)
    2 be fair i only write once in a blue moon so i might forget ab this

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    202
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1,684

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