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A Peaceful Man by SellMeShort
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
26 Nov 2025
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“He’s not as bad as they make him sound!” Wilbur was trying to make eye contact with Phil as he bent over to stitch up the long cut in his arm. “I’ve never actually seen him kill anyone. And even when he injuries an officer or a hero, he only does it in self-defense. He targets specific people. Bad people.”
“Has he added you to that list of bad people?” Phil raised the boy’s arm to show the fresh stitches. “Because he sure does like to target you.”
“No, I think startled him this time. He doesn’t like when I come at him from behind, I think.”
“Power to Prime Wilbur….”
“At least he said sorry?”
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Five times Phil could have come out of retirement, and the one time he finally did.
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Technoblade ran like his life depended on it for it surely did, if he did not run he would crawl, and if he could not crawl then he would drag. If he could not do any? Then he would fight.
Philza believes he can do none of this if his little hachling is in a golden cage like the rest, and is thrilled to oblige.
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Hope you enjoy! No specific update scheduled so be warned, may take a bit for the next chapter!
Also yes, this is a powered universe! So big scary bird man Philza is a thing lol
Have fun!
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The Last War by Eamylilll
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Nov 2025
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King Dream has ruled Esempi with cruelty and fear for too long, delivering harsh punishments for even the smallest of crimes and hunting hybrids and mages in order to wipe out any chance at rebellion.
His biggest threat though? The Kingdom of L’Manberg. A war is inevitable, it’s just a question of when. However with the disappearance of Dream’s son, Prince Theseus, an opportunity arises that could give L’Manberg a crucial advantage.
But first they have to find him.
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Or, Tommy is a runaway Prince, Wilbur is a teacher with too many secrets, Philza and Kristin are trying to avoid a war and Technoblade just wants to do his job
or or, I can't write one shots only novels so prepare for world building, character development, and arc after arc
(Cs not CCs)
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You and me are not the same (but maybe we are) by Phantomboo3
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
25 Nov 2025
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Ranboo’s life isn’t easy, her family is probably the cause of all her problems, her mom is always at work so she never has time to take care of the house or the take care of her own kids (or her maybe just not enough time for her). And her dad is just never home rather it’s at work or at the bar and when he is at home well he might as weep not be. So both her parents never have time for her and she’s stuck dealing with her a younger sibling who she has to practically raise. Leaving them with barely any time to even think about their own problems which…..they have a lot of.
Tommy’s life is easy, his family is probably some of best people in his life. His mom has always been there for him no matter what always letting him know that she will always have time for him. And his dad is always by his side when he needs him, helping him through whatever it is that is in his way. They both always made time for him no matter what and even through he has the best family he could ever ask for, and friends he knows that care very deeply about him. He still has problems…..a lot of them actually.
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Tensions in the pod have been on the rise as the Pilot ignores some of the Protectors and Hunters when they voice concerns about the amount of humans in the area. Philza, as a Caretaker, is only interested in protecting the pups, including his son.
When the fight actually breaks out, Philza has to fight like a demon from the Abyss to keep them from separating him from his son.ALL CHARACTERS ARE JUST CHARACTERS. These are not reflections of the players whatsoever, and I have not watched any of the players since before the Dream SMP ended.
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- Part 1 of The Disparate Pod
- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
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Just out of Reach, but Never out of sight by Beckyu
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, The Borrowers (TV 1992)
25 Nov 2025
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A borrower is quiet; never heard and never seen and well, Tommys’ always had quite the larger than life personality. Being ‘different’ is what got you killed, so it wasn’t a surprise that when he turned 13, he was given a hook, a bag and told to get lost.
For 3 years he’s been wandering, trying to find a place to call home, until he comes across a household of 3- Phil, Technoblade and Wilbur Craft. It doesn’t take long for the 3 inch boy to grow attached to the small family and longs to be part of their world. But after a series of unfortunate events cause him to grow, he becomes lost in the human world and is found and brought unknowingly back to his home by Phil.
Trapped at size he doesn’t know how to navigate, he must work out how to change back without revealing his secret to the Crafts, which is proving challenging when they’re secretly trying to adopt him.But Tommy can’t possibly have a life with them now he's big right?
What would they do if they ever found out what he really was?
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orTommyinnit is a borrower size-shifter and I wanted more Found family sbi fics :D
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They have made it safely to Australia, and it's a late night, and Sapnap has started a bonfire. Everyone is gathered around the fire, warm and safe with their family. Yoghurt is curled up at Fundy's feet. Everyone is safe, and then Drista asked simply, "Zelus, why'd you turn to killing people?" George's answer would send them all down memory lane.
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Siren songs and Cherry Bombs (Discontinued) by WailingWispXD
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
24 Nov 2025
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Tommy is a well known and highly feared villain who runs a café. Along with the night time strolls with the Vigilante Jubilee and the occasional unexplained visions of a past life, what will happen? Will he find out more of the life that was or will he have to focus on the uprising trouble in his current life? Read to find out.
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Me writing another superhero SBI au that is the sequel to one of my already existing story's.
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- Part 2 of Story Re-set, Universe Says “Hi”
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Healing you with my pain for love by Sletika
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
24 Nov 2025
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Tommy is not really loved by his family. He is ignored and neglected. One day, he finds out he has the power of healing. This power is powerful, but it works by taking the injury from another person and applying it to Tommy. He is too scared to tell that to his family as they start using him as their personal healer.
One day, Technoblade gets cancer. Horrible, horrible news, but his father Phil comes up with a solution. Tommy can just heal Techno.
Tommy, once he hears it, has a choice where he faces his fears or takes the cancer and dies for his brother.
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Improving your parenting with the powers of god (and a lot of sex, apparently) by an_actual_garbage_fire
Fandoms: Dream SMP
24 Nov 2025
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Phil is given a book as a tool for his sudden ascension to godhood, and immediately uses it to fix his mistakes as a parent. Right after he writes a dick joke, anyways.
Turns out changing all of human society and culture with the powers of god can have unintended consequences. Phil is not prepared for the horniness, but he'd do anything for his kids.
It's kind of awesome, so he's not that concerned.
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Tommy is tired and sad (what a mood) when his friend who owns the local bar, drags him on stage to sing.He just wanted to get it over with,little did he know his life was about to fricking change
Or - the classic “Tommy’s life with a neglectful family starts finally going good when his neglectful brothers come home” fic
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You came back (but it was too late) by DestructoBot_3000
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
24 Nov 2025
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Another Ours Poetica Au because the world needed more. (the world being me). This time, his brothers don't come home months before Tommy graduates. What would happen if the day they were set to arrive home was the day Tommy was set to leave?
"It was a Monday. Tommy hated Mondays. This one however was special. It was the last Monday of his high school career. Goodbye Antarctic High School, hello Essempi College for the Arts."
I hope you enjoy.
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Cold and alone — yet somehow, this was the happiest Tommy had ever been.
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Tommy escapes exile and leaves his life as Tommy Innit to go back to his old life as Theseus, the Antarctic Empire's crown prince
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No one knew the one secret Tommy has been keeping. He isn't human.
He was never human and will never be one with the abilities he is able to use, he has not been human for a long long time.Basically a tommyinnit fire mage fic who had runaway cause of fear and has to learn how use his powers
Btw I don't support the problematic ccs I'm only using the characters
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- Part 6 of runaway aus
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Pain.
He knew it well, felt it many times in his lifetime. Tommy knew how it sparked through his limbs, crackling through his blood as he writhed on the floor of a warehouse, or a training mat, yelling and cries around him piercing his ears.
It was like a friend to him, maybe his first. And only.
But…pain wasn’t like this.
Tommy drew himself up from where he was in a pool of his own blood, a pained whine escaping his cracked and bloody lips as he coughed. Shadows ate away at the walls of the alley around him, remnants of his power staying even after he had exhausted all of it. That much was evident in the blackness creeping up his arms, numerous scars disappearing beneath the tendrils. Fuck. He didn’t have much time. Pressing the panic button under his suit for the sixth time that night, he drew his bloodied fists up in front of him, gritting his teeth. Just a bit more… then Wilbur will come. He always does. He’ll save Tommy, he won’t leave him again.
Will he?
-or, Tommy gets kidnapped, and accidentally gains a family of villains.
I DO NOT SUPPORT NON CANON WILBUR. SUPPORT VICTIMS.
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Genetics with hybrids are always a bit wacky. The fact that Techno doesn't look like his family isn't unheard of. But that doesn't mean that the sucking void in his chest every time he sees the lack of wings on his back is any easier.
That's fine, because there's another strange aspect of hybrid traits. If someone with recessive hybrid genes experiences enough stress or their life is threatened, sometimes they present the way that they were meant to.
Maybe then, Techno will finally fit right in his body. And his family.
SBI Whumptober prompts: Fainting + “You're burning up”
AI-less Whumptober prompts: Self harm + BulliedSeries
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Something is wrong here.
And Phil doesn't know what it is, but-
Something is wrong here.Series
- Part 23 of Thirty OneShots In Thirty Days 2025
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Who the Ever-Loving F*** Made Me A Prince!? (Rewrite) by sherashalala
Fandoms: Dream SMP, 어느날 공주가 되어버렸다 | Who Made Me A Princess (Webcomic), Minecraft (Video Game)
23 Nov 2025
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Tommy wakes up in a book he's read once before, now casted as an infant prince named Theseus-- that would have been fine if this infant isn't destined to die at the age of fifteen by the hands of his own royal brother.
Tommy as Theseus will not have that.
He'll be changing a few things in here. For one, he will not be called Theseus. That's such a gaudy name. Who the hell chose that-? Oh right.
The brother who is going to execute him.
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OR The SBI Who Made Me A Princess AU we all needed.
OR OR Tommy gets stuck inside a book and he has to use childish charm to change fate.(The Rewrite)
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- Part 2 of Who the FUCK?
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Tommy knows that he should've told someone, that he shouldn't have kept it a secret.
But the vampires he'd met are so kind, so different, from everything he's heard that he-
He doesn't want his dad to find out, to worry.Surely, it will be okay to keep this from him?
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- Part 22 of Thirty OneShots In Thirty Days 2025
- Part 1 of Home (Graven and Warm)
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ZombieInnit's guide to getting away with murder by Random_rathingy
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Slimecicle Cinematic Universe (Web Series)
23 Nov 2025
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When SCU!Tommy gets shoved into the lava pit by Charlie, Mumza isn’t pleased. She's had to watch her children lose themself and die since their birth and she is sick of it, so she decides to break a few rules to make him happy and safe. Many mortals get hurt in the process but oh well, her boy needs to blow off steam anyway.
(Or a rewrite of my past work tommyinnits guide to navigating the world of villainy as a zombie because my writing sucked worse when I wrote it. it still is horrible now but better)
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- Part 2 of zombie in a super au