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    It's been a month since the final Extermination Day happened. The Hazbin Hotel has been rebuilt into the best it's ever been, Lucifer is now reunited with his once estranged daughter, his daughter is planning to make him meet up with the rest of the Seven Deadly Sins—wait, his daughter is what—

    A decade may be nothing for the immortal demons of Hell, but it's still a time long enough for some things to stay the same, and for some things to also change. In the end, he'll never know unless he tries, and even if things don't go well, even if Ozzie or Bee or the rest would very much prefer not to see him ever again, at the very least, they will know that he had tried.

    Oh how little does the King of Hell know of the events that are about to unfold...

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    Blitzø takes part in a vBay auction in a desperate attempt to get the Limited Time Glitter Edition Mister Sparklemeat.

    Yes this take place after ghost fuckers.

    Yes I have never used eBay.

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    Blitzo had been waiting. Had taken the whole damn afternoon off to make sure his ass could be there. Make sure Stolas wouldn't arrive alone, like most sinners did. He'd never done that before.

    It had been hours since he'd seen Stolas in that hospital room on Earth.

    After the last sinner exited, Blitzo made his way to the doors and peeked in. Several sinners were still inside, clinging to themselves or pacing under the fluorescent lights in various stages of denial or panic attack. None of them looked familiar. He was about to resign himself to another hour of waiting when his gaze landed on one skinny grey lump hunkered down in a shadowy farside corner.

    *Bingo.*

    —Or—

    When Stolas finally shows up in Hell, Blitzo takes it upon himself to look after him. The former human is definitely having trouble adjusting to his new reality, but Blitzo is determined to help him see that death doesn't have to be the end.

    Aka

    What if Blitzo *was* real?

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    Blitz is drunk, he's also a very talkative drunk.

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    When you start comparing yourself to others Blitz uses himself as an example to show you that anyone can be anything, regardless of how much smarts or knowledge they have. He refuses to accept what you say about yourself, and he sits with you through your breakdown, no matter how much you tell him he can find better.

    (WARNINGS)
    - Slight anger issues (door slamming, minor yelling)
    - Self Hatred and negative self talk

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    스톨라스는 노력하기로 했다.

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    After the events of Ghostfuckers, Millie convinces Blitzø to see Moxxie's new therapist. It goes surprisingly well, but Blitzø eventually learns that to truly heal, he must undergo the difficult and painful process of being vulnerable.

    Or: Blitzø needs therapy so fucking badly that I invented a therapist capable of giving it to him.

    This is a weird one, with lots of twists and turns. But Blitzø will get the help he needs, because Dr. Smith is very good at their job.

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    If you had told Blitzø that one day he'd be enthusiastically trailing after his 90-fuckin-foot tall fluffy goetian boyfriend at an open-air Sinsmas market in Lust, he would have had Moxxie take you out from a distance in case your particular brand of insanity was contagious.

    He was gonna give this adorable fucker the goddamn world and/or kill trying. Either or. He wasn't picky.

    The boys spend a date night at a Sinsmas market ♥️ written for Secret Santa 2024

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    “No, I don’t think I will. But you are welcome to join me here, it is quite comfortable.”

    The soft laugh from Vassago, paired with the look of complete shock on Andrealphus’s face, went to Stolas’s head like a wine. God, he had waited years for a moment like this. Being able to put Andrealphus in his place without any fear of retaliation from Stella when he got home. Andrealphus was smart, of course, but Stolas had long been able to see all of the chinks in his armour and had just been unable to do anything about it. But here he was now, with nothing left to lose, and he could stab this arrogant man right where he was softest.

    “Nothing to say for once? That is quite unlike you, Andrealphus.”

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    Andrealphus’ cryomancy comes with some side effects, and during the jotted summer in Hell’s history, he is forced to open his heart.

    Written for Andrealphus Week Day Four: Sickness/Comfort

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    After Verosika’s party, Stolas is having a rough time. But he’s determined to set his feelings aside during his next meeting with Stella and Andrealphus to finalize the divorce.

    He expects politics and tricks, maybe even an assassination attempt. What he doesn’t expect is a spell that transforms him into an imp and takes all his powers with it.

    Now he’s on the streets, in a body he doesn’t know how to navigate, and there is only one person he can think of that might help him. He just hopes that Blitzø will be willing, given everything.

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    Written for the 2024 Helluva Bang, featuring art by @KrimsonWings.

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    Blitzø and Stolas' relationship has been going strong and steady, despite their tumultuous past and Stolas' recent fall from grace. Could one simple question really rock the foundations of their relationship?

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    “I wish I’d never been born,” he muttered, anguish coloring his voice as he fought back tears. Everyone in his life would be better off if they’d never met him, if he’d never had a chance to hurt them.

    “Okay,” a somewhat familiar voice responded, and the spines on Blitz’s back lifted instantly, tail lashing warily behind him as he looked up at the sound. Only to see one of the fucking cherubs in front of him, doing his best to hide his glow, but undeniably standing right there, halo and everything. “You’ve never been born.”

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    After a truly terrible day, Blitz wishes he’d never been born. Collin overhears and, in an attempt to both teach the demon a lesson and get back into heaven at the same time, shows Blitz what the world would be like if he had never been in it, and ends up showing him how much worse off his friends and family would be without him.

    Written for Helluva Bang 2024. Incredible art by Lynn and Ed / Ed

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    “Let’s steal a car tonight! Commit a felony with me and drive until the sunrise”

    “Let’s take a motherfucking life tonight, we're young and alive (which I can’t say for that guy)” - First Date by Ninja Sex Party

    --

    Blitzø and Stolas go on a REAL first date, making up for the shit show that was the Ozzie’s incident.

    But it’s still a date with Blitzø, and he doesn’t do basic first dates. He wants it to make it memorable (in a non-traumatic way). Blitzø wants to take the lead, so he only asks for one portal from Stolas. That's when thee big-dick Blitzy takes over from there.

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    Anyway, the question popped up itself, how the fuck were they supposed to stay friends after all that it... had been?
    That was why they had set the rule.
    No physical contact. Of any kind. They couldn’t touch each other.

    Blitzø and Stolas are trying to stay friends despite everything that’s happened between them, and they've set a boundary to keep things simple.
    When the pressure of their situation builds, they find an unconventional way to cope together.
    At first, it helps ease the tension, but as time goes on, Blitzø finds it increasingly hard to ignore that strange sensation in his chest.

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    Goetic meetings had never been particularly enticing for Andrealphus, but lately they'd been downright unbearable.

    It was partially due to increased hostility; ever since Stolas' petty little divorce and his subsequent victory, Andrealphus had lost a lot of trust and support from the Parliament, and with that came disrespect. However, to pin that as the only reason would be a lie by omission.

    Because truly, most of it was thanks to the nimble tongue gently lapping at a pen, and the handsome prince that beak belonged to.

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    After moving to Cape Cod to live with her dad’s new boyfriend, Octavia begins her new life and tries to finally find happiness

    On hiatus

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    Stolas goes on a date with Lucifer and things naturally get chaotic

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    Stella kicked Octavia out after a late-night drunken shouting match, and Stolas had to take her home. The next morning, Stolas, furious and burning with eldritch power, calls Stella with some very choice words for her. Now Stella must figure out what it means to be a better mother.

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    With their new relationship now growing deeper and more serious, Stolas decides he wants to do something special for Blitzø -- Make one of his most unusual and thrilling sexual fantasies finally come true by stealing a spell from the restricted archives of the Ars Goetia Library.

    It's just a silly old spell... What's the worst that could happen?

    Unfortunately, both of them are about to find out.

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