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    You, the Reader, are dead. Not to worry, though, because you made it to Heaven! What does the afterlife have in store for you when you volunteer to go to Hell to help a princess make her dreams a reality? Shenanigans, probably.

    Chapters may not all follow the same continuity, but they're not exactly oneshots, either. Will take suggestions/requests on a case-by-case basis.
    There will be Angel Dust-typical sexual content, but no smut, as I am semi-sex repulsed.

    Cross-posted on Quotev and Wattpad

    Language:
    English
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    19,689
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    367
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    7,220
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    When touring America for the sake of it, you go to stay with your aunt in New Orleans for a while, taking up a peaceful part-time job restoring old objects. But a few weeks in, a package arrives containing an old radio that's seen better days, along with a note seemingly written by someone who thinks they could fist-fight the Devil.

    What you didn't know, was the hell of a path that was now set out in front of you. Not fist-fighting the Devil, but instead a very smug radio host who would have no problem spending the rest of his days driving you up the walls.

    But two could play that game.

    (This is a re-upload as people have asked for it back - will be potentially continued)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    592
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    “At least, it will be entertaining if you die.”
    “Excuse me?!” you snapped and pulled the microphone closer to your mouth “You think it would be ENTERTAINING if I died?”
    “Of course, my dear. I could tease you for all eternity that I was right.” He grinned. “Sounds like a lot of fun to me.”


    Life on the run has never been easy. Dodging the law, hiding your past, and chasing the next thrill is just another day in your book. When you arrive in New Orleans with a heist in mind, it’s supposed to be simple: get in, grab the goods, get out. But stealing a cursed radio? That wasn’t part of the plan.

    Now the voice on the other end of the static is talking back—and he’s charming, snarky, and far too intriguing for your own good. As your connection deepens across the realms, so do the dangers. But nothing—neither hell, nor death, nor a thousand red flags—will stop you from tuning in.

    Content Warning:
    This story also contains some dark themes like domestic violence or even sexual assault. HOWEVER (tiny spoiler incoming), I feel that it's important to add that Alastor is NOT the one responsible for the sa!

    Language:
    English
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    75,817
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    546
    Kudos:
    457
    Bookmarks:
    78
    Hits:
    9,323
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    You thought you'd seen it all: clowns, a tall faceless guy who had arms longer than his torso, and a man with a smile cut into his face. After spending so many years seeing what shouldn't be seen, you were completely and utterly unbothered. So you thought.
    When you were handed the opportunity to spite your childhood nightmare, you took it, accepting that you would have to interact with one of his minions. He was polite, funny, and appreciative, so what could go wrong? Surely you weren't going to fulfil both of his dreams at once.

    Language:
    English
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    20,841
    Chapters:
    12/40
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    607
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    You're a hermit. Meaning you basically never leave your home unless necessary.
    One day, you come home from your bi-weekly shopping trip, when your neighbour tells you some exciting, yet worrying news:
    Monsters are real?
    Certainly they wouldn't come near you.

    Eventually, you find therapy, meaning you have to leave your home more.
    But it's much to the delight of a certain skeleton who's laid his eyes on YOU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,338
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    267
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    5,389
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    Falling.

    You were falling.

    …Or were you?

    You were weightless; both falling and floating; suspended in midair, nothing below your feet, but also no air flying past your face or whipping your hair around to tell of gravity’s play of hand.

    And it was dark.

    Suddenly, in the middle of the far distance, a white light appeared. With each passing second, it was growing bigger, bigger, and bigger still.

    You realized, belatedly, that the light was drawing you in, tugging at your very being, and something about it was… awakening something within you.

    The light grew closer, and your hope stirred.

    You hadn’t wanted to die. You didn’t want to die.

    You looked up into the light, and you reached out with everything you had.

    With one final tug, the light pulled you into its embrace.

    And just as tightly, you held on.

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    55,879
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    120
    Kudos:
    202
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    3,051
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    You and Jiang Cheng beat the heat with more heat. Asexually <3

    [Future fic set in the universe of Trick of the Trade]

    Series
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    English
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    5,239
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    146
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    y/n nodded eagerly, still unable to properly form words. It's okay, y/n, we've all been there.

    "Uh, can I get, uh- uhm, I think I'll get, the, uh... macaroni, with the chicken strips."

    Language:
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    2,099
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    47
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    Lookism x fem!reader

    Where an airhead with zero sense of survival just gets into trouble, worrying all her friends.

    Language:
    English
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    37,309
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2,796
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    You’ve been meaning to come out to Chance as asexual for a while, but after your last human relationship didn’t take it well, you’re scared. What if you lose him too?

    Series
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    English
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    1,163
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    337
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    You're a sinner just trying to get by each day of eternal damnation. One day while at your job at a convenience store located in Pentagram City, the King of Greed himself - the infamous Mammon - makes an unexpected stop. Even more unexpected, the deadly sin seems... down on his luck. After a basic attempt to show some compassion, Mammon offers you something you'd never in a million years have imagined: a date. Fearful of upsetting one of the most powerful authorities in Hell, you reluctantly agree. One date later and you find yourself whisked away into the world of Greed, now having to learn how to get close to the most insufferable of the Seven Deadly Sins. You quickly find out that Mammon is kind of guy who wants it all, and now, you're next on his wish list. Will you manage to find companionship in the most selfish sin, or face Mammon's wrath?

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    English
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    6,314
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    196
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    After ages of overthinking and second guessing, Satan confides in his more than excited brother for romance advice. What he didn't mean was to find out that you were not attracted to him in the ways he was expecting.

    or

    Satan finds out you're asexual before you even get the chance to tell him, but he doesn't mind one bit.

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    English
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    2,147
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    185
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    You and Ajax shared a living room and kitchen that occupied the area between your own private spaces. Often you shared meals and evenings together, whether you wanted to or not.

    Hopefully you can explain to him how you feel without pushing him away first. <3

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    701
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    87
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    The anger is never entirely gone. It’s always there, at the back of your mind, trying its damndest to make you go crazy.

    It's here, always, and it extinguished your voice along the way.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    82,722
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    186
    Kudos:
    391
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    11,621
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    Okay, you just wanted to get your energy drink then finish your homework then cap off the night with reading some fanfiction.

    So why exactly are you sitting in front of Sans and Papyrus, skeletons who were very much fiction in your universe.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,950
    Chapters:
    32/32
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    544
    Kudos:
    1,403
    Bookmarks:
    285
    Hits:
    31,925
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    Eddie’s used to Volt’s kind of dominance, sharp edges, and sparks that burn deliciously hot. But with the Player, things are different. Softer. Less about control and more about care.

     

    Volt pushes, the Player steadies, and Eddie gives in- in more ways than one. It’s not a conventional relationship, but it’s theirs, and that’s what matters.
    (Explores both sides of dom/sub- comfort & trust, heat & passion)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,278
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    658
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    You're doing a fashion show for Stan and he's trying to hold himself together

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    440
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    233
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    In which the reader very meticulously Pavlovs Spamton into loving being nothing more than their [Long-Nosed Doll]. And Spamton is too god damn stupid to understand and realize it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,832
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    723
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    Rebuilding the world takes time. So does love.

    But gravity doesn’t ask permission.
    The tides don’t apologize.

    You’ve always been drawn to him.

    And him, to you.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    77,498
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    134
    Kudos:
    297
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    5,575
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    After years of failed schemes and plots, never would plankton have expected for someone to willingly show up to the chum bucket. In the middle of a disaster no less.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    528
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    112

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