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Rabid as they come by Islenthatur
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Merlin (TV)
04 Jan 2023
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Snippets of Story ideas posted on Tumblr... Rabid plot bunnies that wont leave me be.
Feel free to expand if inspired!
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Not A Hallmark Christmas Movie by LadySesame
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Dec 2022
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When a record breaking storm leaves the entire neighborhood without power just before the holidays, Jaskier is saved from freezing to death when his kind neighbor, Geralt (whom he definitely doesn't have a crush on) offers to let him stay over until the storm lets up.
A Christmas fluff-packed fic full of mutual pining, bed sharing, found family shenanigans, and Jaskier being horny on main.
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Silver Hair by sleepydrag0n03
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
24 Nov 2022
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After the mountain, and Kaer Morhen and everything that happened here, it was soothing to find themselves almost exactly where they had started.
Well, almost.
According to the lyrics of Jaskier's new song, Geralt was pretty sure Jaskier had fallen in love with Vesemir. -
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There is a legend about the woods that line the outskirts of the village Ciri has grown up in, but finally after years of hearing warnings about the dense forest that people either don't return from or seem to forget what happened within. Ciri goes in and finds something extremely magical.
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- Part 17 of Witcher Flash Fic Entries
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a dream is a wish the heart makes by deargalileo
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
06 Sep 2022
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the last thing geralt had expected to do was meet a prince in the woods. no- the last thing that geralt expected to do was fall in love with the prince, and make a deal with a witch to see him again.
(cinderella witcher retelling)
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- Part 1 of witcher fairy tale aus
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A Storm is Coming On by a_dandy_lion
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
15 Aug 2022
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It wasn’t like the poetry he’d so artfully composed, nor the heart-wrenching plays he’d seen performed during his studies at Oxenfurt. Although Jaskier had always imagined that it would be a spectacle of the most passionate beauty, it was instead a very subtle acknowledgement after years of traveling with the silver-haired witcher– a fleeting realization.
Jaskier was in love.
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OR: I took TWN canon, stuck it in the most angst-ridden blender you could possibly imagine, and came up with this… but, I do promise a happy ending~ 💜(A songfic inspired by The Amazing Devil's "Welly Boots")
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stee(re)d by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Aug 2022
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At the fourth stumble of the morning, Geralt’s patience breaks. Fine, the little fool is too stubborn to see he should leave and get it over with. Geralt will do the hard work for him, will simply move so fast that the bard has no choice but to end this farce already. He shifts his posture, squeezing Roach gently with his legs to urge her on faster-
-and nearly goes flying purely out of surprise when she gives him a warning buck, a single crow hop before she settles again.
(there's a reason mares lead herds)
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The Bard-Witch of Bobrza Bog by 10DaysofOlives
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Jul 2022
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Adaon has been trying for about, oh, a century or so to bring her witch and her Witcher together. They’re both remarkably dense for such luminous beings, and surprisingly resistant to the call of the soul-bond she’s been nurturing between them, but no one has ever said she wasn’t stubborn, and she’ll be fucked if she’s going to let them keep on all lonely and miserable. Not if she can help it.
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The one where Jaskier is a witch, Geralt just rolls with it, and Roach is probably not just a horse.
NOTE: this fic is on hiatus indefinitely as I am attempting to turn the premise into an original work - it may be continued if it doesn't work out (or maybe even if it does).
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Hidden secrets, hidden feelings, an empty town and one room. Geralt and Jaskier have to deal with both internal and external problems as Geralt finds a way to soften up to Jaskiers intense personality while still keeping his strength and walls intact.
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Black Eyes, White Eyes by cwilsyn
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
11 Jun 2022
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After years following Geralt back and forth across the Continent, Jaskier likes to think he’s learned to read his companion’s brooding silences and weighted glares reasonably well—or at least better than most. Quiet he may be, but Geralt was surprisingly expressive once you knew where to look.
But when a hunt gone wrong leaves Jaskier wounded and sightless, he’s going to have to find new ways to understand the Witcher. And Geralt, worried and questioning what he thought he knew about his relationships, is going to need to put out some effort and meet him halfway.
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In which Jaskier goes blind, Geralt is touch-starved, and somehow they blunder towardsrelearning to communicate.Series
- Part 1 of Melodies in the Dark
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Of Battles and Bards by MarvelousMoose
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
27 May 2022
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The buzzing in Geralt’s head had reached unbearable levels. With no time to even grab his sword, he saw the world slant dangerously as he felt his body hit the ground and his vision faded to black.
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Geralt finds himself in trouble after a contract goes wrong and Jaskier fights to keep his friend alive. -
bounty by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
03 May 2022
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“No imagination on this one,” Jaskier tells the sky before he looks back to Geralt. “You’re just no fun at all, do you know that? You could at least play the game with me.”
“What game?”
“The guessing game. Keep up, Geralt. We’re going to a mysterious village with a beast we know nothing about other than the fact that it makes people vanish. Perfect guessing game material.”
“Witchers don’t play guessing games.” Witchers know what they’re dealing with, or they die finding out.
(drawn by what he thinks is a contract, Geralt investigates a town that has reports of strange disappearances) (now if only the town wasn't so damn determined to get rid of him)
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...Or, how Geralt and Roach met.
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Five times Geralt shares a part of himself with Jaskier and the one time he doesn't have to.
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Five times Geralt burns for Jaskier and the one time they burn together.
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Early one winter's morning, three people convened.
A man, woman, and a witcher, debating the future of a sick child who coughed and spluttered in the woman's arms.What follows in the years ahead, will make you laugh, cry, and question both the characters and the author's sanity.
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Roach is furious when her witcher manages to drive away her human. No more sugar cubes, no more apples, no carrots, no extra grooming, no cuddles, no ear scratches, no more pretty flowers in her mane, no more songs in her honor! What is a horse to do?
Or, Roach has the brain cell and decides to play matchmaker.
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It took Jaskier until the bottom of the mountain to work up a truly magnificent head of steam.
He didn't set out to steal Roach, but it may turn out to be the best decision of his life, or the worst, time would tell.Or:
How Jaskier became a horse thief and Geralt finally learnt to appreciate his Bard.
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Jaskier wants to make his already long name even longer.
Roach is the only sane one.Series
- Part 13 of Jaskier and Geralt's Glorious Adventures
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The wordless dissonance of the unbridgeable distance between mind and heart by LaMalefix
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
21 Jan 2022
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Geralt doesn’t want to think about the fact that he still hoped of meeting him at some point. That sometimes when he hears a lute strumming in his proximity he jumps out of his skin, eager to see him wearing his bright colored doublets like a peacock. That when he turns on the road, he half expects him to groan a complaint about how long they’ll finally set their camp. That more often than not he still talks to him, something he didn’t do enough when he had the chance.
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The Setting Sun Above It All by queirdo
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
21 Dec 2021
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This sort of thing would make and excellent ballad about unrequited love. It's really too bad that he can't stop coughing long enough to sing, and maybe just slightly worse that he may keel over before he could write it.