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domestic bleeding in the CVS by sorryimalover (hurtspideyparker)
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics)
10 Feb 2025
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Anon: how about a fluffy winterhawk doing shopping to refill their first aid kit? I imagine between the two of them it sees a lot of use.
Two idiots enter a 24 hour CVS and bleed on the shelving, fight over ice cream, engage in flirting that nearly gets them hate-crimed, and buy out the entire stock of gauze.
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- Part 2 of tumblr prompts <3
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Mission: Escape by IKolBriar
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Hawkeye (TV 2021), Black Widow (Movie 2021)
09 Oct 2024
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If you can’t tell but I am in fact doing Goretober!
I will try to post every day for this (probably not going to happen but we do be hoping)
Seeing as this is goretober prompts some of these are going to be darker and contain darker themes. I will update the tags accordingly as well as include a list of trigger warnings before each chapter.
Without further ado… Enjoy what my depraved mind was able to conjure.
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- Part 9 of Goretober 2024 by IKolBriar
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Tony Stark’s Adopted Daughter by TheMarvelMaker
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Avengers: The Initiative, Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Iron Man (Movies), Black Widow (Movie 2021), Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, The Incredible Hulk (2008), WandaVision (TV)
17 Aug 2024
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Naomi is an alien who was the basis of Hydra's experiments, although she doesn't know that, she was found at just 6 years old (shes now a 16 years old). They used her DNA to find out how to give people powers. on one of her many escapes she's found by the avengers and adopted by Tony stark.
Also the events in this story may be different from the ones in the movie. This is an AU with some differences like Tony doesn't die and a few other things.
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Project Red Rabbit by ShuckiestShuckFacedShuck4ever
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 May 2024
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Project Red Rabbit Status: Failure. Surviving subject will continue its training program. Any signs of failure to thrive will result in immediate termination.
The creation of soldiers through the reproduction of known enhanced "super" soldiers shall no longer continue.AKA Hydra made a kid out of two Avengers and adventures with a dash of angst ensues.
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Avengers Online Group Chats by Flashbolt23785
Fandoms: Avengers (Comics), Marvel 616, Marvel (Comics)
16 Nov 2023
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This whole story is filled with humor, fluff, and joke. With a lot of silly shenanigans and endless Avengers drama moments. I was trying to take most of the chats as a normal conversation despite Avengers roasting moments.
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Just a really short cute moment between Clint and Marc.
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A Trick That Never Gets Old by BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
10 Jan 2023
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Loki’s determined to prove to Clint the nature of his different relationships. Ones that are founded on kind gentle touches like with his Mother, as well as those founded through rough housing like with his brother. Not so surprisingly the god’s love has no limits, leaving him preening at the kind of affection he’s come to receive in return. Maybe some he's come to enjoy so much he ends up in a situation that he isn't exactly ready to acknowledge.
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A Day in Time by wolfelements
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Dec 2022
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Tony Stark was meant to follow a plan so that, despite being an omega, he'd lead Stark Industries.
Tony Stark didn't expect to be an omega who ends up in the early 40s and meeting a strong Bucky Barnes and a tiny Steve Rogers who doesn't take shit from anyone.
Tony Stark understands that he'll never get what he wants in the end. Each day he's pulled away and each night he comes back, leaving a constant loop of uncertainty.
Tony Stark was never meant to be happy. Until he was.
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- Part 1 of Somewhere in Time
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When you Hike with Captain America (Prompt 26: No One Left Behind) by ItsAPugThing
Fandoms: Hawkeye (TV 2021), Captain America (Movies)
27 Oct 2022
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Steve edged closer, tensed, as if ready to spring into action at a moment’s notice. He extended his arm and braced his feet. "Here, grab my hand.”
Clint reached out, and his fingers brushed Steve’s, when the tree behind him shifted with a dull crack and began to slide. Eyes wide, Steve dove forward and locked his hand around Clint’s just as the man slid over the embankment.
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- Part 26 of Whumptober 2022
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I Saw The Sign by TheOnlyCeeCeeJ for Harishe
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics)
01 May 2022
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When Clint makes a silly mistake during a mission, he knows that his lovers were going to do something to punish him. It's a shame he couldn't completely be part of their conversation. He'd have to make do with lip-reading and watching what they sign.
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something magic, something tragic by squadrickchestopher for flawedamythyst
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
08 Mar 2021
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After making a fatal mistake on a mission, Clint Barton vanishes into the depths of the Midwest.
What he wants is to be left alone for a bit, to take a couple weeks of peace and quiet and get his mind straight.
Instead, he finds himself caught up in a nationwide game of cat-and-mouse with a brooding, metal-armed vampire.
Natasha’s right. He’s got the worst fucking luck in the world.
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we go together like by squadrickchestopher for GreyishBlue
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
04 Jan 2021
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So, here’s the thing: it’s taken years of practice and maturity, but these days, Clint can work with anybody.
Except, apparently, Bucky fuckin’ Barnes.
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in the warmth of the sun by squadrickchestopher
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
28 Dec 2020
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Marc nods. It’s nice, he thinks. He doesn’t really get it, but Barton looks happy, and he and Barnes clearly have things worked out to some extent. “So you want to sleep with me, is what you’re saying.”
“Absolutely,” Barton says. “If you’re cool with it.”
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by the light of the moon by squadrickchestopher for shatteredhourglass
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
13 Dec 2020
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See, the thing is, Clint’s been talking about this guy for ages. Keeps seeing him at fights, keeps running into him on the streets when he’s out doing Ronin things. And Bucky has been hearing for months about how hot he is (Bucky’s not sure how he knows, considering he’s never seen Moon Knight’s face, but Clint seems real confident about it), and how good a fighter he is. How he can be as harsh as moonlight, and subtle as shadows. Clint gets downright romantic for this guy, which Bucky just...thinks is unfair.
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keep making trouble (til you find what you love) by squadrickchestopher
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
20 Jun 2020
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“I am paying attention,” Clint says, glaring at him. He’s so done with this guy. “Your name is Cale Montague. You wear sunglasses both at night and inside, which means you’re doubly the tool I thought you were. Your first name is also a vegetable, so I’m guessing your parents were either hippies or super rich. You like to hit poor, defenseless guys, and your suit is very much a last season kind of thing. That about cover it?”
Montague looks a little nonplussed at this. Behind him, Barnes’s shoulders are shaking with muffled laughter. Clint stifles his own grin and waits for an answer.
After a moment, Montague pinches the bridge of his nose and says, “This is going to be a long night, isn’t it?”
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Checking My Vital Signs by Minxchester
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Oct 2019
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“Aw, Cap--you never heard of the healing power of blowjobs?”
Series is inspired and titled based on the song "Born For This" by The Score.
[For readers who come here for specific ship tags; this is part of a multi-part series of Avengers porn. Each character is linked to multiple ships. The current installment is centrally Clint x Steve.]
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- Part 2 of Born For This
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Who Knew UNO Could End in Fire by chrisoftheworld8
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 May 2018
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Tony Stark is throwing a party, because science is better than magic. And that somehow totally makes sense and applies in this situation.
Basically I saw the thing where it said that we’ve all decided that Infinity War didn’t happen and we can just pretend everyone is happily living in Stark Tower. Well maybe this isn’t “happily” and “living” but it’s close enough.
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Big Enough for the New Package Deal by MerelyJamieMerelyWritten (MerelyJamieMerelyWriting)
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 May 2018
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Steve misses the new life and family he had carved out for himself in this weird new era but Bucky will always be priority one- Especially now that he's reaching the end of recovery. Tony finds himself alone after Pepper dumps him and drunk texts the dark phone. At Bucky's insistence, Steve begins to pull their scattered family back together and it all starts with a crooked picture of a welcome mat captioned eloquently "snot?".
Clint is there when Tony wakes up, Peter and Michelle close behind, and a week later Steve and Bucky show up with Nat creeping in in the shadows at some point.
Clint misses his actual family, Peter just wants to be treated like an adult, and Nat crafts a scheme to force the two antiques to confront the true nature of their bond.
Tony, of course, runs around pulling everyone's pigtails.
["You must have been pretty fucked last night," Clint observed, standing and walking back to the door. "You got french toast shit? I'm makin' you breakfast bitch, lock it up."]
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- Part 1 of The Welcome Mat
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Pepper's (Mens) Deodorant by stupid_not_a_fool
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 Mar 2018
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“Why do you smell like men’s deodorant.” Clint prompts, leaning back after he leered in once he’d caught a “man's” scent on her blouse.
“Deodorant has no gender.” After pause she says, “That’s what Peter taught me. But yes my deodorant does have the word Men on it, if that’s what you were asking.”
“Why?” Asks Steve, confused why a dame like Pepper would want to smell like products men typically use.
“Because a friend gave it to me. Does my scent threaten your combined masculinity?”
“Uh.”
Or Pepper wears "mens" deodorant and doesn't give a fuck. And everyone blushes a lot
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- Part 1 of Pepper Says Fuck Gendering Objects
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Back In His Arms by MiraMia85
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
16 Jan 2018
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Phil Coulson comes back from the dead and has one request.... To see his family.
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- Part 8 of Lillian Coulson