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cp_shadow_moses_event by Lightspeed for Kaassouffle
Fandoms: Metal Gear (Video Games), Team Fortress 2
14 Jun 2025
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(or: Next Generation Special Fortress)
The rebellion on Shadow Moses island and Solid Snake's insertion into the situation was already a pretty messy story to start with. But when Liquid discovers the nuclear disposal facility that housed the construction of Metal Gear Rex was also home to a cache of Australium, he decides to call in some extra mercenary muscle to ensure that it doesn't become a problem. Unfortunately, when one Mann Brother's team gets hired, the other is usually not far behind, turning Shadow Moses into a large-scale attack/defend match on top of everything. -
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john cena: guess fucking what
blutak: i dont want to
guardian angel: what happened
john cena: YEON SIEUN LOOKED AT ME
blutak: oh ffs
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A text chain between Ahn Suho and his friends, as well as with people he meets along the way.
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Beth and Jerry drag their kids out to the middle of bumfuck nowhere to go to a Summer Camp run by their grandfather who neither Morty or Summer have ever met. 'It'll be fun!' They said, yeah right. Morty is not having fun, sleeping in a bed that his cabin-mates pissed on, forced to be social, and give up months of staying indoors playing video games and watching porn.
It's hell for Morty. And the camp director, Rick Sanchez, Morty's own grandfather he hadn't even known about, seems hellbent on making camp life as hard for Morty as possible, going out of his way to be a bitch and bother the shit out of him.
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"I hate it here!" - Said no one ever!! Who could hate Camp Kindness, Youth, and Sunshine? (Camp KYS, for short!) Send your kid to this amazing sleepaway camp so they can have the greatest summer EVERY SUMMER!
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The Glass Angel by HerTenSkylarks
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Jun 2025
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Four years after Aziraphale assumed the role of Supreme Archangel, Crowley has carved out an existence for himself that, while far from ideal, is at least bearable.
Then suddenly, Aziraphale returns. And not in a state Crowley ever wanted to find him.
Now, with the help of one Inspector Constable, Crowley must follow the Clues to uncover the truth behind Aziraphale’s fate, all while hoping Heaven doesn’t burn everything to the ground in the meantime.
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“...how exciting are you expecting the exciting part to be?” he asks almost conversationally.
Jes starts a little, like he was in the zone and Kaz just jolted him out of it. “What do you mean?”
Kaz sighs. He didn’t think he’d have to spell it out for Mr. Innuendo.
Maybe he’s being a little shit on purpose. Who knows.Or,
Kaz really needs Jesper to shut the hell up right now. It is most definitely not the time for dirty talk.
Jesper doesn’t seem to care.Series
- Part 24 of something something lil Kaz ships snippets
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„Liam Mairi“, sein Blick ist so ungerührt, als wäre er gerade über eine ganz normale Brücke über einen kleinen Bach gelaufen und nicht auf einem winzigen Steinpfad über eine Schlucht balanciert.
Und bei den Göttern, das macht mich scharf.
Er schenkt mir einen kurzen Blick aus seinen eisblauen Augen. Seine kurzen blonden Haare sind genauso nass wie meine und kleben an seinem Kopf, als hätte er sie mit viel Gel nach hinten gekämmt. Was für ein attraktiver Mann. Er öffnet seine schönen, von der Kälte blassen Lippen. Doch bevor er etwas sagen kann, spricht die Rothaarige und seine Aufmerksamkeit entgleitet mir. Ich könnte ihr ins Gesicht springen, denn jetzt sieht er sie an und nicht mich. Er wird mit ihr sprechen und nicht mit mir.
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Diese Arbeit beschreibt die Ereignisse des ersten Buchen (Fourth Wing) aus der Sicht von Ridoc Gamlyn. In dieser Geschichte wird es darum gehen wie Ridoc das erste Jahr am Basgiath War College erlebt und sich in seinen Staffelkameraden Liam Mairi verkuckt.
Die Geschichte beginnt in der Schlange vor dem Viadukt am Einberufungstag, hier lernen Ridoc und Liam sich kennen.
Warungen: Kämpfe, Gewalt, Liebe, Sex, Trauer.
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“Liam Mairi,” he says, his voice calm, like he just walked across a bridge over a creek, not a foot-wide path over a damn ravine.
And gods help me, it’s turning me on.
He gives me a quick glance from his ice-blue eyes. His short blond hair is just as soaked as mine, plastered to his head like he styled it with too much gel. What a ridiculously attractive man. He opens his cold-pale lips to speak, but before he can say anything, the redhead cuts in and steals his attention. I could scream. Now he’s looking at her instead of me. Talking to her instead of me.
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This work describes the events of the first book (Fourth Wing) from the point of view of Ridoc Gamlyn. This story will be about how Ridoc experiences the first year at Basgiath War College and falls for Liam Mairi.
The story begins in the queue outside the parapet on Conscription Day, where Ridoc and Liam meet.
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The Clear Kaleidescope Within a Gem by RenReadsStuff
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid, Bridgerton (TV)
07 Jun 2025
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Stephanie Lauter needs to marry soon to inherit her promised title as Duchess of Hatchetfield.
Peter Spankoffski is freshly returned from university and, at only eighteen years old, has no reason to even consider getting married.
When the daughter of late Duke Solomon Lauter and the second son of Viscount Spankoffski meet during the Marchioness's premature search for a husband, they become close friends, but they never wanted to love one another like they do!
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The Queer Chronicles: Harrington Edition by Chaotic_Clusterfork, Terafushsia0426
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
04 Jun 2025
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Original Half Assed phone notes idea:
Steve is bisexual and aware
no one else knows that Steve is aware, they are trying to get him and Eddie together while trying to convince Steve that he's gay
Steve is confused because no one makes sense
Everyone is really confused when he flirts back at Eddie
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It kinda spiraled out of control and idk what this became but I swear it's good
that idea is kinda the foundation but I just wanted an excuse to write a bunch smutty, fluffy Steddie chapters -
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A short look into the Rider's sex ed class and a teacher snapping at a pencil.
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Brian tolds Stewie about the fucked up time he had at McDonald's when Brian was young adult dog that Peter and Lois took him to try McDonald's Pizza. Things been a lot of fucked up since the early 90s for Brian and this is before Stewie was born. Brian would never go to McDonald's ever again since the dramatic events.
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Sam sells you an unknown plant. You get horny, then Steven gets horny, then Sam, and you're all horny together.
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”You know Snafu?” Bill asks.
Of course Jay knows Snafu. There are a lot of personalities in the twitch streamer world, and Snafu has one of the worst. He has a way with words that makes you wonder if he ever learned any. He’s cruel, unfairly casual about his skill, and makes Sledgehammer turn redder than the cherries on his sweater. Not a line Jay came up with, that’s what Jay just heard from Snafu himself through his headphones. “…The same Snafu on stream right now?”
”No shit!” Bill crams themself into Jay’s chair and tries to listen in using Jay’s headphones.fully drafted, somehow still only 1/3 written.
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Police Officer Momo Ayase is so close to cracking the case on novelty car thief, Turbo Granny. And when she steals Ken Takakura's Weenie - Oscar Mayer Wienermobile - it might just be the break she needed.
Inspired by the Weenie 500.
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Jeanis by Bogglesplinter
Fandoms: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem (Movie 2023)
23 May 2025
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Donnie encounters a slight issue while getting ready for school, and Mikey wants to help out.
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Sitting in church, holding the hand of a girl he doesn't love, wasn't on Jungkook's bingo card for this year. Falling in love with the pastor's rebellious son either.
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Bachira: my monsetr says that tye smoke is safe and shouldnt be harmful at all! (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)
It looks like fairy dust >ᴗ<
Isagi: I don't think people passing out trying to GET AWAY from the smoke is really safe bachi...
JUST BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE FAIRY DUST DOESNT MEAN RUN OUT TO GO PLAY IN IT EITHER???
*Bachira is now offline*
Or! Ness "accidentally" messes up doing magic and causes the entire school to genderswap 🪄
Any slurs said in the future can be reclaimed!
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swordplay by anarchy888_888
Fandoms: Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud, Lockwood & Co. (TV)
17 May 2025
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Here’s a bulleted list on what to expect:
- Sex
- Lucy being really, really into Lockwood, and vice versa, but both think the other is out of their league
- More Sex
- Badly written fencing
- Slight better “fencing” with one sword, and one hole, and lots of feelings. Also known as: … Sex?
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐕𝐢𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐧 𝐀𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 by Cutiepooptie
Fandoms: The Outsiders (1983), The Outsiders - S. E. Hinton
16 May 2025
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When you accidentally stumble into an adult film studio while job-hunting, you never expect to get hired—especially not as a complete virgin. But your unexpected innocence quickly turns heads, and soon, the industry’s most notorious stars are lining up to ruin you… on camera.
Flushed cheeks, whispered confessions, slow-burn tension, and possessive co-stars collide as you learn how to navigate a world built on performance—while trying to figure out which moments were just acting, and which ones meant something more.
Soft hands. Sharp tongues. Glitter. Glitter everywhere.
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You're not getting cold fins now, are you? by almightydork (earthsmightiestdorks) for gingahtigah
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
14 May 2025
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Kageyama wakes up with sand sticking to his back, shoulders and hair, and he’s more sore than he remembers ever feeling.
He takes his hand to rub at his forehead as he sits up, his lower half feeling remarkably lighter.
“Oh, you’re awake, good,” he hears Hinata say and-
Hinata.
“I’m gonna kill you,” Kageyama threatens the other and tries to reach for him, but something stops him.
He looks down where his beautiful dark blue and white tail should be.
“You have legs now, isn’t that cool?” Hinata helpfully clarifies, and Kageyama holds back a scream.