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    Mona and Wanderer have been married for years, and everything is perfect, except for one glaring problem:

    Everyone keeps assuming they’re an age-gap couple... The wrong way around.

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    “Mother..” their pitiful voice cut through the silence of the plane of euthymia.
    Her child- no. This puppet— the first successful puppet, had shown emotions. This puppet was only a prototype, yet it is still not allowed to show emotions. Completed or not. Puppets are a failure once they malfunction.

    Yet.. she had somehow gotten attached to it.

    But, God’s do not show emotions.

    “Do not call me mother.” Her monotone voice was intimidating. Her blade was near the face of the puppet, yet not touching the delicate skin.

    The moment the puppet felt emotions, she had chosen to discard it.
    But.. as the first successful puppet, she shall give him new life.
    A life where it is free to feel emotions.

    “Raiden, Kunikuzushi” Macgonagall called.
    A boy with long purple hair walked up to the stool.
    “curious… curious indeed..” The hat said, deep in thought
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    or!!

    I heart angst and crossovers,
    So here i give you..
    What if Ei left Scaramouche in Hp’s world, instead of leaving him in Tevyat?
    What would happen?

    Previously named: Raiden, Kunikuzushi

    [ON HIATUS]

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    Scaramouche, a stressed out full-time college student, impulsively adopts a kitten. What could go wrong?

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    Scaramouche girlbossed too close to the sun with his research papers and now his mom wants to talk to him. I tried to make it lore/character accurate, but I am ill and my head is so empty about Yae and Raiden

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    “You’re not worthless,” Kazuha whispered. The end of his words seemed to catch in his throat. “You’re not.”

    Kunikuzushi’s worldview fractured.

    “This world has always made me feel the opposite,” he admitted, then closed his eyes.

    ***

    Kunikuzushi is the popular up-and-coming Vtuber Scaramouche, and Kazuha is his number one fan. So when they meet in real life, you'd expect it to be like the movies, right? Wrong. A series of unfortunate misunderstanding causes Kunikuzushi to hate Kazuha — and yet, an undeniable attraction blooms between them as well...

    Meanwhile, a series of political machinations pushes Inazuma to reinstate its monarchy. Kunikuzushi and Kazuha find themselves having to confront their growing feelings for one another while tensions surge between the country's citizens and leaders. Then an unraveling truth about Kunikuzushi's identity emerges, threatening to place them at the epicenter of all of Teyvat's problems — a truth that will force them to confront not only their past demons but also make the near impossible choice between love and duty.

    Modern AU | Slow Burn

    On Hiatus as of May 2024

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    ei was a mother.

    she was flawed, blinded by grief and full of mistakes and regrets, but she was a mother.

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    Scaramouche e Childe nunca foram amigos, nem perto, se quer se gostavam, existia essa rivalidade des de que eram bem jovens, que os fazia sempre apostar, sempre vê quem era melhor, ou simplesmente discutir até sair no soco, a adolescência de ambos sempre foi envolta dessas brigas. Quando se formaram pensaram que teriam paz um do outro, nunca mais se vendo. Ambos indo morar em um apartamento por motivos distintos, mal sabiam que o seu colega de quarto a qual o síndico disse que eles teriam que morar era aquele seu mesmo colega de sala insuportável.

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    Scaramouche and Childe were never friends, not even close. They even liked each other. There was this rivalry from the time they were very young, which led them to constantly bet, see who was better, or simply argue until they came to blows. Their adolescence was always filled with these fights. When they graduated, they thought they would have peace from each other, never seeing each other again. Both moved into an apartment for different reasons, little did they know that the roommate the building manager told them they would have to live with was their same insufferable classmate.

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    “What the fuck is wrong with you!” Ajax’s hand roughly met with his face. “Violent bastard”

    “Wait-” Kunikizushi felt Ajax kick at his gut, he didn’t know why he hit him first. But he’s gonna do it again. He punched Ajax’s chest as they wriggled around on the ground, punching, kicking, biting. Kunikuzhi felt his nose bleed from punches Ajax gave him. Kunikizushi tried his best to avoid as many attacks as possible and failed. He ended up getting more beat up than Ajax himself. He was loosing the fight he stared. Punch after punch, kick after kick. He felt his head pulsating. Now he was on the floor, rolling around while Ajax pressed his shoe on his cheek.

    “Never test me again.” Ajax sneered, narrowing his eyes. “Who gave you the confidence? Did you think you’d win?” He rubbed his sneaker against his face.

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    All Kunikizushi wanted to do was to preform in highschool theater without a certain ginger haired bitch bothering him. Now he's sucked in on constant fights and injuries when he thought he was over the era of violence. His past haunts him, and Ajax won't help him get over it. Kunikizushi's life was progressing positively, until Ajax ruined it once again.

    And in return, he'll ruin him back.

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    Scara? Isn’t that the new doll-themed streamer everyone has been talking about? For your boyfriend Kunihiko to become the number one streamer in the world, he has entrusted you to help him reach one million followers in the span of one month.

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    “You only come down here to access your gaming console, correct? Haven’t I told you,” Ei said, her voice becoming sharper, harsher, testier, “that you’re only allowed to ‘play’ whenever you’re on holiday, or when you’ve managed to accomplish something worthwhile?”

    He blinked. His grades have dipped slightly, sure, but he was still maintaining straight A’s and was one of the best students in his class, right? (Was he?)

    “You’re lucky you still live in this house, and that you still have some of the privileges I’ve let you have,” Ei snarled. “But perhaps I’ve let you have too much freedom.”

    aka

    Kunikuzushi loves his mother. After all, what son wouldn’t? But sometimes the relationships that are the closest to your heart hurt you the most.

    (I read a fic on this site and was inspired to make a fanmade prequel for that fic. It’s a form of fanfiction inception, if you will.)
    inspired by How to Bag an Idol by lynnthefrenchtoast

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    Scaramouche regrets finally becoming a god.

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    Scaramouche realises hes fucked up and that getting what he wants isn't what it's all chalked up to be

    (Written the day before 3.2 releases)

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    He stares into his eyes for one more, long, moment. The snow outside makes everything quiet. He can find nothing amiss with himself, with the reflected version of himself.

    He turns to leave, and spots a flash of something in the mirror as he does. Slowly, he raises his right hand in front of his face. He lets it sit there for a moment, before turning it over in one sharp movement.

    There is a patch of silver on the base of his palm.

    He has always thought himself the hero of his own tragedy, but now he cannot help but see himself in the spurned lover; the one who dies when looking into her own, beautiful, reflection in the surface of a deep pool of water.

    Fate has always lived to taunt him. This time, he promises himself, things will be different.

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    Mona has been seeing a mysterious time traveler calling himself Kunikuzushi since she was 18, and at some point she'd become thoroughly invested in figuring him and all his secrets out. So, when she meets the Sixth Harbinger of her present, it's only natural that she intertwines her life with his.

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    Bad news: Yae is Scaramouche's stepmother. Well, not really; she is his mom's girlfriend. Still, that alone oversteps Scaramouche's boundaries, but what really grinds his gears is her insistence on finding him a Christmas sweetheart, to which he wants nothing to do with.

    Adamant to stop her antics, Scaramouche begrudgingly teams up with his ex friends-with-benefits and coworker, Childe, who has a few tricks up his ugly Christmas sweater sleeves.

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    Ever since the he reconciled with Ei, she had often invited him over through sending letters. She always wanted to spend time with him, making her send letters more frequent than not.

    At first, he did not want to oblige to them, as he had told her that it wasn't much of a deal now. All that matters was that he had known the truth, and it would've been enough for him. Still, Nahida had suggested him to visit since she believed that Ei wants to get to know him better. She insisted he'd go, at least once.

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    Raiden Ei’s instinct notified her of what she still owes, while the wind from that past brings him to Inazuman shores to bid his last goodbye.

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    The puppet eats its first human three weeks after its creation.

    It learns to coexist alongside humans. It learns social norms and expectations. It learns about the world, and becomes extremely familiar with the human body. After a string of three betrayals from those it trusted the most, however, its hunger becomes overwhelming, and it wants nothing more than to consume everything that has ever made it feel anything.

    Perhaps one day, something will be able to sate its hunger. But now, it craves.

    Or, in which Scaramouche was taught to eat humans as a child.

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  19. 1

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    In which Ei consoles her fragile puppet with a set of words so foreign to a being such as she.

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