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Through the cacophony of gunshots and bloody murder screaming, Kurapika heard the slow, deliberate clicks of heels, stopping just as her blindfold was lifted. The first to greet her slowly adjusting sight was a woman whose bounty could feed a household for the next generation. Cold blood splattered on her face glistened in the same color as her lipstick. Those lips curled into a crazed smile after leaning in and leaving her mark on Kurapika’s cheek.
“Happy to see your darling in shining armor?” Chrollo purred against the prosecutor’s ear whilst twisting her around and shooting a man dead behind her.
Kurapika bared her teeth once the hitman tore the tape off her mouth; her face most definitely wasn’t burning where Chrollo had kissed her. “You’re the one who got me kidnapped in the first place!”
Or: Even in such a lawless city, no one expected Prosecutor Kurapika and Hitman Chrollo to be partners.
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- Part 3 of Poison Lily
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Acht (Dedf1sh) finds themselves in splatsville without housing or money when they stumble into an (until now) online acquaintance's concert. luckily, a certain vocalist seems willing to help?
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Never has Orb seen such a giant rat before.
Aka, Orb comes across Nezutron, and is rather confused over it.
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- Part 8 of Ultratober2025
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Everyone at Rosberg Ventures knows the real order of things: Nico Rosberg may have the CEO title, but it’s Lewis Hamilton, his endlessly competent, perpetually exasperated secretary, who actually keeps him alive. Lunch, water, meetings that don’t explode? That’s Lewis. They call him the Codebreaker, because he’s the only one who can crack Nico’s impossible rhythm (and the one who can stand his whining).
The office gossip never stops. Naomi has betting spreadsheets. Jenson calls it exactly what it is. Simon pretends not to care (he does). And through it all, Nico obeys Lewis’ reminders like it's law, even when Lewis twists the knife with occasional merciless teasing.
Behind closed doors? Different story. (Let’s just say the noiseproof walls were the best investment of this company.)
From water bottles to boardrooms, Slack threads to HR memos, the chaos only builds until Nico blows everything wide open in the most ridiculous way possible.
A romcom of gossiping coworkers, strict mealtimes, soundproofed offices, and HR memos, where love has been hiding in the finest prints of the terms and conditions all along.
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Most have heard the story of Monkey D. Luffy, but the multiverse is vast and in one such universe, Luffy doesn't start HER journey alone. joined by a slew of childhood friends, the future Pirate King (A girl can be a King!) is slated to shake the world up even more than he does!
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- Part 1 of The Four Great Captains
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Bowspam Kinktober Collab - Day 9 - Medical Play
Tommy is so excited to join Dream's world. So when "doctor" Dream tells him he needs a physical, he ignores a few red flags. When his physical starts to get physical, well, he's already tied down. Nothing left for him but to open up and say "ah"
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- Part 18 of Anise’s anon fics
- Part 8 of Adrenaline Rush's Bowspam Kinktober Collab (2025)
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Princess Minhee has been locked away all her life because her father worried for her safety. Now, someone else is keeping her there hostage. Her dad sent a knight (who's too stupid to live) to rescue her. The knight's squire, Seungmin, who is now covered in thorn-scratches and regret, ends up being the one who actually succeeds. He's about to find out the only thing that needs saving is his sanity.
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Steal My Phone, Steal My Heart (Daminette) by krono20112025
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types, Robin (Comics), Maribat - Fandom
09 Oct 2025
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After 48 sleepless hours in Paris, a disheveled Marinette accidentally grabs the wrong phone—belonging to a rude American tourist. What follows is a chaotic chain of misadventures across the city. But as the day spirals out of control, could this unexpected mix-up be the start of something better?
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When Life Gives You Lemons, You Throw Them At The Nearest F*cking Villain by Catoutsideofthebag
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 Oct 2025
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Izuku wasn't stupid. So when he realized how slim his chances were to become a hero, he did the next best thing, become a vigilante
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Izuku is smart and also having way to much fun coming up with ways to bodily harm to villains
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- Part 1 of When Life Gives You Lemons
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Ravi: genuinely im still so shocked that you guys arent part of the mob
like it made so much sense in my head
next ur gonna tell me that Buck and Eddie arent divorced smhEddie: WE ARENT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Buck: ADKJADHFLA WHAT
Ravi: what else was i supposed to think?!?!?!?!
Buck: CAN A MAN NOT HAVE A BEST FRIEND AROUND HERE?!?!!
OR: What happens when you put Pining Idiot #1, Pining Idiot #2, and the rest of the 118 in a group chat?
Surely nothing weird, right?
...right???Series
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⟣ Worn down by stress and the weight of daily life, you and your closest friends decided what you needed most was a break—and Jeju Island seemed perfect: beaches, fresh air, and the promise of peace. At first, it was everything you hoped for—quiet mornings by the sea, nights of laughter and bonding, moments that reminded you why your friendships mattered.
But the calm didn't last. What began as a peaceful getaway shifted into something strange. Supernatural occurrences crept into your days and nights—small at first, easily brushed off, until they grew into bizarre and undeniable events that none of you could ignore. You quickly realized that your group had become tangled in forces far beyond the ordinary.
Together, you and your friends were forced to confront the truth: something was terribly wrong on Jeju. If you didn't act, the situation could spiral out of control. Bound by loyalty, fear, and determination, you resolved to uncover the source of the disturbances—and promised each other you would do everything in your power to stop the nightmare and protect what mattered most.
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Mickey Mouse Trauma House by Lawsbootcutjeans
Fandoms: Disney Theatrical Animated Universe
09 Oct 2025
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If you found this it was meant for you
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Holly Potter just wanted to be left alone, but the plot had other plans. Hogwarts offered her an escape from the Dursleys, yet it seemed the universe wasn’t content with giving her an easy life.
An American college student suddenly isekaied into the world of Harry Potter, sorted into Slytherin, and completely clueless about making friends. Things didn’t exactly improve when she realized her entire knowledge of Hogwarts came from Buzzfeed quizzes her roommate had sent her.
**Year One now complete!**
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The Beginning Whispers of Adventure by Ggz
Fandoms: 大逆転裁判 | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games)
09 Oct 2025
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Naruhodo Ryunosuke has to investigate a crime scene!
Chaos ensues.
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“He noticed a bobby ‘investigating’ the chair–sinking into the soft fabric as his boots muddled the luxurious carpet of stripes and moons.”
//(Refer to day 2 of 29 Days of Made-up Cases)
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- Part 9 of 29 Days of Made-Up Cases
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After a car accident injury, CEO Dr. Bulma Briefs has been utilizing Golden Dragon Spa’s massage therapy services for the last couple of months. After her massage therapist, Raditz, breaks his hand, a replacement is sent in to take his place and flip both of their worlds upside down.
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Fifteen years of friendship turns to ash, one furious alpha ready to play Hua Yong's game better than him. Heads will roll when Hua Yong's most precious toy is turned into a weapon forged against him.
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He grinned, fluttering his eyes at her teasingly, “but then who else would brighten your day if I didn’t bring my awesome presence here?”
She sighed, “more like you ruin my day every time your goddamn annoying ass shows up,” she grumbled as she walked over and dropped the plate right in front of him with a thud.
Fictober 2025: Day Three: “I don’t need a reason.”
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- Part 3 of Fictober 2025
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Saiki's Disastrous Life at UA High by Anonymous
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
09 Oct 2025
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A SAIKI K AND MY HERO CROSSOVER!
When Saiki decides he's tired of his universe he switches things up a bit, merging the My Hero universe with his own. He thought he could live out a peaceful life where he wouldn't have to hide his powers, but he never expected this.
Cover by the wonderful @Sun-KissedDeku!
I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS.
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Marinette has been dating her superhero partner for nearly a decade. She loves him very much but sometimes, like right after watching her best friend get married, she wishes that she had the kind of boyfriend that she could do more with than just fight super villains, play video games, and kiss. She's really curious about sex. Maybe that incredibly gorgeous blond stranger she just (literally) bumped into would be willing to help her satisfy her curiosity. Maybe, if she downs enough drinks, she can work up the courage to ask him.
(Note: This is M not E: plot not porn, although it does feature some very steamy collarbone oogling)
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Jessica's Solo Shoot by WarlordThanatosXII
Fandoms: The Jungle Book (Disney Animated Movies), Futurama, Original Work, FernGully (Movies)
09 Oct 2025
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Jessica Nigri is live for an on-site jungle photo shoot in a fan-chosen sexy bikini.
But all the commotion of her setting up her equipment alone attracts the attention of our favorite snake Kaa.
Hungry and looking for a treat, the giant snake decides to be polite and introduce himself...
Contains: snake vore; headfirst vore; hypnosis; mind control; clothes loss; ryona; snake constriction; snake squeeze; nude; huge breasts; stomach bulge