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    This one is a little fluffy bunny,” intones Yin Yu seriously in his mind, “and is ready for the smart and dashing fox of a man who is Hua Chengzhu to eat me up like the lowly snack that I am.

    “Yes?” Hua Cheng says, answering the private communication array.

    “The Crown Prince has been spotted in the market, Chengzhu."

    Obligatory attempt at guessing Hua Cheng's spiritual communication array password.

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    "I'm sorry, for what your ex-best friend did to you."

    "HAHAHAHAHA..."

    I laughed. Like seriously, he didn't have to. What did I just hear? A stranger apologising for Ming-Xiong?

    "Stop haha-ing. Say something sensible."

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    It was the first Valentine's Day after the mecha fight. The candy shop owner in Ghost City wanted to boost his business. So he sold the weird tasting sweets that grant people's powers through an event.

    Shi Qingxuan got one of the flyers and ended up talking to 'strangers'. Oddly familiar 'strangers'.

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    Let it be known that Quan Yizhen did NOT gift this doll for nefarious reasons. The original intent was pure. To get more snuggles and head pats from shixiong. Quan Yizhen remembers that the artisan was surprised that he was having this doll made of himself. “Usually, customers request that I create the form of their victim.” she laughed ghoulishly as Quan Yizhen handed her a small pouch of his own hair to use for the enchantment. Hua Chengzhu had told him that this ghost could be trusted, which is good, because hair from a powerful god contains high amounts of spiritual energy, and could be used for wicked deeds.

    Now, Quan Yizhen’s eyes have been opened to an endless world of possibilities. If it truly was that each place touched on the doll could trigger the same sensation on his own body. What would happen if shixiong were to touch the doll… down there… and what would happen if shixiong were to open the lips that were on him and use his tongue?

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    Quan Yizhen gifts Yin Yu a doll spiritually linked to his bodily sensations, and they use it for freaky purposes

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    HuaLian Kiss-Mas Advent Calendar - Day 20 - Kisses that leave marks

    When the Heaven's keep Xie Lian too busy for Hua Cheng to replenish the marks on his skin, he decides to use an 'ever lasting lipstick' spell to mark his husband *and* give him a reasonable excuse to avoid the endless, useless Heavenly Realm meetings...

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    The Lantern Festival is fast-approaching, and all the gods are busy with the preparations. Feng Xin is doing fine. At least until his lovers decide to bother him in a most pleasant way.

    Extract: "I would parade you stark naked through the Capital. Let everyone enjoy the beauty of your body, see our marks on you, and be reminded that none of them can have you. Show them who you belong to."

    ☆ Written for Day 5 of PeiFengQing Week 2024, created by the lovely @Astray

    Prompts: Lantern Festival, Taicang Mountain, Misuse of Communication Array, Masturbation ☆

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    Like a plague (but worse), spam calls have risen from nowhere and rapidly spread through everyone’s communication array. Nobody knows how to stop it.

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    Yes, the Cultivation World falls apart without Jin Guangyao. Yes, after a hundred years trapped in the coffin, Jin Guangyao and Nie Mingjue both ascend to the heavens.

    No, the heavens aren't doing any better.

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    Hua Cheng said coldly, “Taizi Dianxia will be busy today. In fact, do not bother him for the following three days, under any circumstances. Anyone who does so will be seeking death. You are welcome to have a scuffle with my scimitar. Let's see if any one of you dares.”

    Pei Ming snickered. “Hoho, busy? You mean busy getting laid!”

    Feng Xin spluttered, “What the fuck? What the actual fuck?! Dianxia, why is he here?!”

    Mu Qing's expression was complicated - or, perhaps, disgusted and scandalized was more accurate. “Can you two get a room?”

    In which Hua Cheng whisks an overworked Xie Lian away from heaven for a much-needed break.

     

    (For TGCF Gotcha for Gaza)

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    His San Lang, who had waited eight centuries for him and would have waited countless more.
    Hua Cheng wouldn’t have to wait anymore, wouldn’t have to want anymore- anything that he wanted, Xie Lian would provide.
    If Hua Cheng asked it, Xie Lian would pull the very stars from the sky for him, and he wouldn’t even ask why.

    /OR/ my first foray into this fandom starts with plotless fluff

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    “My women?” Feng Xin narrowed his eyes. “What are you talking about?”
    “You know.” Feng Xin thought he heard something, sound leaking through the communication array. “The women that — ah! — take your dick.”
    Feng Xin’s brain screeched to a halt. “Mu Qing. If this is another jab at my dick size, I swear to Heavens I’ll disconnect and never answer to you ever ag—“
    “Shit! No, no, don’t. Talking to you is actually helping.” He sounded strained even through mental communication. “You must know. Do you hurt them?”
    “Mu Qing, is something wrong?” He frowned, confused. “You sound weird.”
    “Hah. Yes, yes. I need your help.” A groan. “I need you to tell me how they do it.”
    “How who does what? Mu Qing—“
    “How the women take your cock.”

    --

    Or: the one where Mu Qing gets a replica of Ju Yang stuck inside his ass, and calls Feng Xin for help. Shenanigans ensue.

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    .:Written For SasaMiyaWeek2023:.

    A dragon and a god. A story of newfound love and purpose in a world constantly changing around immortal deities.

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    That might have stayed a joke only made because of their drunken state if not for the fact that the following day, still euphoric and not in their right mind, they found themselves in a particular sculptor’s shop, a woman famous for levigated jade sculptures. The woman produced artefacts that she advertised as “for the health of the body and mind”. In a certain sense, she was right.
    It might have stayed a joke if it wasn’t for the fact that, one week later, Mu Qing found himself going on a mission in the Mortal Realm with a jade phallus in his bag.

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    Written for FengQing Week 2023, Day 1: Games & Roleplaying

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    Avrebbe potuto rimanere uno scherzo detto per l’ubriachezza se non fosse per il fatto che il giorno dopo, ancora euforici e non del tutto in sé, si erano ritrovati da una particolare scultrice specializzata nella levigazione della giada. Una donna che produceva oggetti che lei definiva “per il benessere della mente e del corpo”. In un certo senso aveva ragione.
    Avrebbe potuto rimanere uno scherzo se non fosse che, una settimana dopo, Mu Qing si era ritrovato ad andare in missione nel mondo mortale con un fallo di giada nella bisaccia.

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    Scritta per FengQing Week 2023, Giorno 1: Games & Roleplaying

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    Liu Qingge is another meeting that lasts way too long and Shen Yuan is starting to get impatient.

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    Mu Qing asks Feng Xin for a favour, they pine.

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    One of Shang Qinghua's innumerable stupidly-named plants lands Shen Qingqiu with a baby, and he tries to make it through the pregnancy without killing Airplane-bro once and for all. Along the way, he finds that pregnancy isn't so bad, when he's got Liu Qingge beside him.

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    Yin Yu is struck with an aphrodisiac while completing a mission for Hua Cheng. He tries to hide it, convinced he can hold out until it fades, but a certain wild-haired martial god knows there's something up--and he's not letting Yin Yu hide from him anymore.

     

    or local ghost gets whacked with sex pollen and he and his boyfriend fuck nasty, discover they have feelings

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    Feng Xin recites Mu Qing’s password, expecting the array to open and allow Feng Xin to talk to him.

    It doesn’t open.

    Feng Xin tries again.

    It still doesn’t open.

    Feng Xin recites the stupid Ju Yang poem 88 times, but the communication array does not budge.

    Then he realizes: Mu Qing changed his fucking password.

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    Mu Qing changes his spiritual communication array password. It has unforeseen consequences.

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    Hua Cheng decides to spice up Xie Lian's dreary meeting in the Heavens by a mischievous call in their private communication array.
    As soon as he is back home, Xie Lian ends up returning the favour by spicing up their intimate reunion in their private chambers.

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    A brief conversation before "Fu Yao" and "Nan Feng" join Xie Lian on his mission to investigate the Ghost Bridegroom.

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