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    Every seventy years or so.. A monster came rummaging through their village. A red-eyed sharp-fanged beast that selected one human. to come live with him deep in the arctic woodlands where they wouldn’t ever be seen again.

    The monster had a name. Several actually, whispers about him being a demon, but he wasn’t, according to the village elders. He was a vampire. An old one at that. Whispers about him being able to walk in the sun. Making not even the daylight safe.. But they called him ‘The Blade.’ Or ‘The Blood King.’

    And that same monster— A part of him knew he was a vampire —was coming to Ranboo’s village for his sacrifice.

    And to Ranboo’s horror, The Blood King stopped right in front of him.

    Ranboo quickly downcast his mismatched gaze, His heart pounding into his ribs painfully as he forced his breathing to be calm and peaceful. A calloused hand tilted his head up, Ranboo kept his gaze down, knowing he was being inspected.

    “Look at me.”

    Ranboo tensed up, His muscles locking and his skin prickling as he dragged his gaze up to look at the vampire.

    “This one.” The vampire drawled. “I’d like this one.” He said simply without even considering the other options.

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    “Are you going to stay now?” Ranboo asked, his voice small.

    Techno’s gaze lifted from Ranboo to meet Dream’s over their son’s head. It was a look that held a thousand questions, a thousand regrets, and a single, unwavering answer.

    The decision wasn't his alone to make. He was an outsider in this carefully built world.

    “That,” Techno said, his voice impossibly gentle, “is something we will all have to decide together. But I would… I would like to. If it’s okay with you. And your Daddy.”

    Or: A single Omega parent, Dream, must protect the peaceful life he built with his son, Ranboo, when the boy's powerful Sire unexpectedly returns, threatening the fragile world they've created.

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    Ranboo hides his unstable foster life behind a mask and a stream, juggling sudden moves, silence, and secrets—while trying to keep his online world from seeing him fall apart.

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    That shift started off normal enough, nothing different from a usual night; drunk people stumbling in looking for more alcohol and then harassing the (probably) sixteen-year-old behind the bar. They, of course, didn’t know he was sixteen. Even if people didn’t know him as nineteen, drunk people rarely cared about your age. It was as disgusting as it sounded. Then it got... weird. Well, Tommy didn’t know if weird was the correct wording but it got Tommy and Sam to exchange a what the fuck is this shit glance.

    Because Phantom was there.

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    TommyInnit somehow manages to get all of the Found Family and then somehow manages to get them all to become one big family despite their very clear differences. Villains, Vigilantes and Heroes all one big happy family. The happy part's the most unbelievable but it's true. Welp, this is how he did it. A step by step guide, if you will.

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    “R⏃nb⍜⍜.” a staticy voice from the corner whispered. Techno whipped his head up from his book and looked at the Enderman.
    “Did you just…what?” Techno furrowed his brow and stared at the teenager.
    “R⏃nbo⍜.” This time the Enderman raised his head and stared at Techno, almost like a challenge.
    “...Is that, like, a type of food you want? ‘Cause we don’t have it. Come to think of it, I didn’t even think you could talk.” Techno raised an eyebrow and sighed.

     or, Techno sees a feral Ranboo and proceeds to attempt rehabilitation

    Just to preface, Techno at no point is being cruel. It seems a bit like it in the beginning but he is just trying his best.
    finished part two, however, it is discontinued.

    NOW RE-EDITED BECAUSE I WROTE IT A WHILE AGO AND IT WAS LOW-KEY REALLY BAD

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    Ranboo is apart of the Academy, a prestigious school for the Ender, although no one truly likes him very much there. He’s what they call a ‘strange and curious deviation’ or, in other words, a half-baked freak. He is not quite like his peers, with their purple eyes, and straight black hair, he is taller than them, towering over even the elders of his people. Not to mention his memory problems… Of course, it isn't their fault, the universe keeps giving them reasons to pick on him.

    Whilst all the others are minutely touched by the End Goddess, he’s also been graced by the Blood God, the Bloody Chatter that takes physical form in tiny particles that float around him constantly. Their tiny voices that only he can hear chattering constantly. He is a disgrace.

    That is, of course, until he and some of his esteemed classmates are sent as their final test at the Academy to pick up some precious cargo from across the galaxy.

    UNFINISHED

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    UNFINISHED!!! BE WARNED IT IS NOT FINSIHED!!!

    A small story about Ranboo getting accidentally adopted up by the Antarctic Empire's family. Oopsies.

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    Life was a horrible blur nowadays, compiled with the simple tasks of wake up, eat, get taken to the medbay, thrown back into his cell afterwards, given one more meal then sleep. Only for the day to repeat itself tomorrow over and over again like a clock.

    Ranboo didn’t understand what was so fascinating about him. They poked and prodded like he was a space anomaly. Scars littering his body like he was the stars the aliens ship sailed across in. Nothing ever changes.

    That is until two new aliens are thrown into his room and with them, the idea that maybe he could have a life beyond the cage he learned to accept. That is if they don’t eat him first.

    Or: Ranboo has been held captive and experimented on by aliens for a long time now. He gets a new chance at life when Tubbo and Tommy get kidnapped by the same aliens, starting the butterfly effect to freedom.

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    Of all the people in the world who should be the next Spiderman, Ranboo does *not* think it should be him.

    A chronically ill, partially blind and generally feeble foster kid, passed around the system like the world's worst pass the parcel (the prize between layers is a new diagnosis) , he's the last person who should be swinging around New York, delivering justice to the masses. Literally anyone would be better!

    But the universe has decided otherwise, and he finds himself under the tutelage of the first Spiderman, who appeared on the streets more than fifteen years ago, and who turns out to be a grumpy, awkward English major with bright pink hair, a husband who he swears isn't for tax benefits (they're a QPR, okay? that counts as a legitimate reason), and an inability to let this scrawny ass kid work all this out by himself.

    Add some bench trio hijinks, Techno batting away a handful of meddling Avengers, and an alarming number of guns being gifted to NYs newest vigilante, what could go wrong?
    A lot, is the answer

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    The point is, Phil was busy. And Ranboo thought this to be his chance to prove himself to the two. Prove his worth. That he can be of use. Can defend them and himself if necessary. He totally wasn't worried that a rogue surviving bandit followed them home or anything! That's just stupid!

    So, now here they are, Techno's axe resting against their thigh, staring at the front door with intense eyes. Lazor-focused, if you will.

    Nothing's getting past that door.

    Unless they want an axe in their throat.

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    Or, the aftermath of a rough encounter. Not to worry though! Phil's there for his arctic family!

    OR or (what am I, a seal?!), author is just really starved of boreal trio content so decided to do it themself :]

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    Fae Prince Ranboo steals Techno, Tubbo is his accomplice. They all get something out of it.

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    just filth

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    It started with a call from Fundy, midway it changed to helping "Project Boo", and it ended with a group of Sirens having a new pup.

    Puffy stood there with Fundy's arm swung over her shoulder as he slumped forward. Fundy kept a paw hand on his stomach. In the mist of broken, horridly mangled, bloodied, torn open bodies, stood what looked like a child but was over six feet tall. The tall child was holding a still beating human heart; the child looked at them with pure innocence and fear in it's eyes before taking a bite. The blood sprayed out of the organ as their fangs crunched down on it. Puffy only could watch in horror as the kid ripped into it like a donut. The child upon seeing the horror on her face held out the remaining bits of the heart with a tilt of its head. "Sorry, did you want some? I can get you a fresher heart if you want one."

    Or Ranboo is a traumatized cannibal who gets adopted and turned into a Siren.

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    “If you guys want, we could head back to the centre after we're done setting up some monitors?” Phil says, looking over at him. “We can switch out your tracker and even give one to Ranboo.”

    “I’ll think about it.” Techno replies, watching as Ranboo ends up accidentally flipping himself face first in the water. “…Actually I think that’s a good idea.” He amends, eyes narrowed on his son as his tail flicks wildly in the water.

    Or: After reuniting with each other, Techno takes Ranboo back to his home town. Where Ranboo learns about the place Tachno grew up in while also making friends with the two resident trouble makers, Tubbo and Tommy.

    (Sequel to “The Depths Call”)

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    a bastardization of the fic i was writing about at school

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    Maybe it’s crazy, but Ranboo thinks he’s being stalked. You know what? What is he even kidding? He’s definitely being stalked. It started a week ago when Ranboo was trying to chase a fish into the rocks on the cliff side. Hands grabbing at the slippery thing as it escapes him. He had lost it between some smaller rock crevices.

    A few minutes later, a dead fish was thrown at his feet. Head taken off, claw marks along its neck. Ranboo stared, then looked up to see an adult mer a few feet away. It wasn’t uncommon for adult mer to be seen nearby. It was however rare to see a male adult mer, as the females were usually around just to drop off their newborn and refuse to pay child support for the next fifteen years.

    Or: Ranboo is a mer and Techno decides enough is enough. He’s taking his son home.

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    After battling in the War of Essempi, contracting and later recovering from the Red Fever Virus, Technoblade returns to his home so that he can finally be with his son.

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    Technoblade sings his son to sleep after a nightmare and reflects on his life.

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    Technoblade finds Ranboo in the snow and takes him in

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    A car appeared from over a hill. Minivan. One of those pale blue ones. It pulled up beside him. He got nervous for a minute, but it wasn’t the kidnappers. It was some concerned looking lady. Ah, he was probably a sight to see, bruised and barefoot and still soaking wet. She rolled down the window closest to him. “You all right, sweetie?” she asked in a caring mom voice. “Do you need help?”

    Oh. That was nice. “Um, thank you, yes, I need to get home, please.” And then, by way of clarification, he added, “I, uh, died. I think?”

    The smile melted off her face. “What, you’re one of those dead things? Ew, no! Get out of here, graven!” she snarled, waving her hands as if to banish him. She didn’t even bother to roll up the window, just hit the gas and sped away into the trees, and he was left there, wondering in bewilderment what a graven was.

    Or: instead of his long-awaited camping trip, Technoblade finds himself driving halfway across the US to bring some poor kid home. The kid's a little odd; he doesn’t seem to grasp simple things about how the world works. Techno wants to ask if the kid was born yesterday or something, but he’s starting to wonder if that might actually be the case.

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    The piglin brandished his sword and cut down the first few mobs in front. The horde didn’t even look his way. He managed to get through a good few before some noticed his presence and lunged. They quickly fell beneath his hooves. Now that Techno was closer, he could see what the mobs were congregating around. Dodging past spider legs, arrows, and heavy-footed zombies was a little black-and-white blur, and when it tripped over its tiny feet, Techno got a good look at what it was.

    A baby.

    And a baby enderman at that, judging by the inky black skin and faint particles floating around it.

     

    Or; Techno aquires a child. hee hoo

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