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Take What You Can Get by weatheredwaffle
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Jun 2025
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Wade Wilson has never seen himself as husband material. But after accidentally-on purpose marrying Peter the night they met, he's going to do everything he can to keep the man of his dreams in his life.
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Or, Wade thinks Peter will only stick around if he provides food, security, and totally platonic cuddles.
A story of secret identities, redemption, and learning how to love and be loved in return.
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Logan hadn’t even seen the threat coming before it happened. Laura had told him that they would be back in a few minutes, to ease his anxiety of letting them wander. Logan found his anxiety was worse as they became closer as a family. If he couldn’t see or hear them, his mind filled with the dead bodies of the X-Men from his universe.
Despite his earbuds, his sensitive ears caught the sound of Laura’s screams.
OR as usual, there's bad guys who want regenerative abilities. They manage to take Laura and Nellie. Wade and Logan have to get them back.
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- Part 5 of long story short (DP&W)
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Scar Tissue That I Wish You Saw by paralleling
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 Jun 2025
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Weasel turns around, excitedly cursing up a storm as he jams the numbers into the old landline of Sister Margaret’s.
“Come on, Wade, pick up, pick up— Heyyy Wade!” Weasel grins triumphantly when he hears the line pick up.
“The fuck do you want now?”
“Listen, man, I’ve got a hit that’ll set you up for life—”
“I can’t die, Weas.”
Weasel scowls at the keypad. “Yeah, yeah, semantics, whatever, it’ll set you up for a solid few decades at least, and I could retire off the gratuity, so you better get your avocado-looking ass down here right goddamn now. The guy calling the hit is pretty high level, and explicitly asking for you.”
Weasel thinks he’s sold the pitch well, but he’s met with silence. He sighs.
“Also , any of the drinks you get while you’re here for this meeting are on him.”
"I'll be there in five."
In which Tony Stark finally gets around to doing a background check on one of his higher level “employees”, Peter Parker. He finds something unexpected. Wade Wilson gets to deal with it.
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Ghost In The Web by Chaos_Bear
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), X-Men - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
15 Jun 2025
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In a New York ruled by corruption and decay, Spider-Man struggles to hold on to what’s right after crossing a line he swore he never would.
As he gets dragged in a multiversal conflict, Peter must confront who he's becoming and what kind of hero he is willing to be, to protect the second chance family he never thought he'd have.
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to feel the sun on your skin by riverzrun
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Jun 2025
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Peter has only ever known the sea.
He spends his days exploring the great wrecks that litter the seafloor, pushing down the loneliness that threatens to consume him whole. His dreams haunted by an impossible man who grows ever closer.
Wade has only ever known the sea.
He spends his days hunting, driven half-mad by a need he doesn't quite understand. His arms outstretched to the depths and desperate for absolution.
The sea knows them both.
And it will see them through to the end.
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Red Weaver by KostChaos
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Jun 2025
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Peter Parker became Spider-Man after a genetically and magically enhanced spider bit him. Now in a new Universe, his red string of fate is tied to someone new.
Spider-Man in this new universe has been recently killed. Peter decides to fill the role under a new name.
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What Peter Wants by ShadTastic
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types
10 Jun 2025
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"Spidey has anyone ever told you, you have a wonderful brain?" The merc said without thinking, batting his eyes at the other, not like Peter could see, but he was sure the other knew.
"Excuse me?" Spider-Man turned to the mercenary, soon after stuffing a piece of his hotdog into his mouth.
'What kind of weirdo is my best friend to say something like that?'
Deadpool gasped, squealing like a schoolgirl. "I KNEW you liked me!! I can't believe you never told me I was your best friend!"
Peter narrowed his eyes, chewing his hotdog. "I...didn't say that out loud did I?"
AU parody of "What Women Want" where Wade wakes up suddenly able to hear Peter's thoughts and he uses it to become closer to him.
But when the powers begin getting worse, Wade wishes he could've just learned the normal way.
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Magic Man by LadySifWritesChaos
Fandoms: Winter Soldier (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel
09 Jun 2025
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In New York City's nefarious underworld, James Barnes reigns supreme, managing legitimate businesses, illicit activities, and a network of connections. Those in society respect James; he has the local law enforcement in the palm of his hand and is feared by those around him. He believes he needs no one and is content with his lot in life. Until a naive small-town girl becomes his personal assistant, as she unwittingly pulls him into unfamiliar territory, James finds himself navigating uncharted waters of emotion and desire.
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Befriending your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man 101 by wormymcwormson
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
09 Jun 2025
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The Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man gets his name for a reason. Seriously, how does he befriend so many dang people? And why can't Wade seem to seduce his favorite bug-themed hero into best-friendship even after all of his elaborate ruses?
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In Blood We Lie by Bison77
Fandoms: Dexter (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types, Dexter: New Blood (TV), Deadpool (Movieverse)
09 Jun 2025
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What would happen if Dexter had been hunting Deadpool this whole time?
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Saint Margaret's Newest Addition by GingerNoSoul
Fandoms: Marvel, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types
04 Jun 2025
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Saint Margaret's Newest Addition follows Peter as he looks to have a job change. His hope is to infatuate what he believes to be a den of criminals and fight crime before crime happens. But what he learns is this bar isn't what he expected and neither are the patrons. Creating an unlikely friendship in one of those patrons, Wade. Eventual romance and smut!
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- English
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- 1,965
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 27
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Let's Call it Even by Strawberry_alamode
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
30 May 2025
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5 things Deadpool knows for sure:
1- Peter Benjamin Parker is weirdly really hot
2- Spider-man's ass will never quit
3- 1+1=2
4- Peter is dating someone (Probably a certain arachnid)
5- he really shouldn't have taken this stupid contract
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No one told him this contract would involve working! Well, white did, but no one else! This was supposed to be easy: he would stalk Peter for a couple of days, find out everything about him, and get loaded. Peter wasn't supposed to have a charming personality, laugh at Wade's stupid jokes, or be so. fucking. HOT! Wade can make this work; he can woo Peter and have him never know that he's his stalker and still get paid. It should be easy as long as Peter never figures it out.Thank god he's not like a genius or anything.
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Finally (A Hunting!Spider fic) by sillybreadstick
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 May 2025
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It starts when Deadpool overhears something. And decides it’s time to put the devastatingly handsome new bartender in his place.
Peter is frustrated. In a myriad of ways. He’s frustrated with Wade’s antics, sexually frustrated, and just itching to tear into someone. He’s on edge, and he might just snap. He’s desperate to find some safe way to work out his energy…because in addition to everything, he is deeply frustrated with himself for being what he fundamentally is: a predator who destroys everything around him.
Takes place in the Hunting!Spider AU
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Courting Consequences by Omnivorous_WallFlower
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
29 May 2025
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The courting of one Peter Benjamin Parker by Wade Wilson. The first work in this series is not required reading, but it will definitely make more sense if you do. In short, Peter Parker is an omega who sells his heats to pay for grad school, and Wade Wilson/Deadpool is his new boyfriend and aspiring sugar daddy. Shenanigans and sex ensue.
Any content warnings will be placed in chapter notes. Nothing too intense is planned.
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- Part 2 of Wolf Spider Verse
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鼬鼠发明了能构造梦境的先进科技
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Hey Now! by Taters77
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
28 May 2025
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Peter Parker has no one in his corner. No one to rely on, to seek guidance… no one to confide in or cheer him on…
That is, until he moves into a tiny rundown Manhattan apartment, starts a crappy mediocre job, declares himself maybe just a little insane, and begs the mercenary Deadpool to teach him how to sew…
Sometimes, life has a funny way of showing you the bigger picture...curvy edges and all.
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Insurance Policy by sharkeatingman
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 May 2025
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After Peter Parker, gets saved from a few too many kidnappings by Deadpool, people who have unconventional interests in the mercenary catch on to the fact that the photographer makes pretty good bait.
Some light life upending ensues.
Basically I couldn't stop laughing about the idea that the 'Peter Parker getting kidnapped' trope would lead to The Daily Bugle having to give Peter hazard pay or it would make their insurance insane. And thus I am here to provide Absolute Crack, taken absolutely seriously.
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Aunt Jemima and The Problem of Being Alive by mochillie
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 May 2025
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Spider-Man crossed his arms. "I’m not hungry.”
“Come on, Twiggy," Deadpool pleaded as he shoved the plate forward. “I labored over these pancakes just for you. Grandma’s recipe!”
Spider-Man twisted towards the kitchen and narrowed his eyes at the box of pancake mix. “Your grandma is Aunt Jemima?”
“Yes, and now I am swooping in like an ethnically diverse knight to feed you! Come on, they're getting cold."
“Fine.” Spider-Man grabbed the plate roughly, pulling it to his chest. He shoved his mask up to his nose and dug the fork into the pancake as if it had personally insulted his mother.
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Deadpool, hopelessly in love with Spider-Man, attempts to rekindle their relationship after a past falling out by inserting himself into the vigilante's life. Chaos ensues as he tries to prove he's changed, but their conflicting morals and Spider-Man's mysterious decline in health make the task far more complicated than he anticipated.
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a common thread by niðavellir (KingPreussen)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 May 2025
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Spidey freed his other hand to wrap both arms around Wade's neck, holding him closer than Wade could have ever dreamed. On the off chance that this was a dream, Wade took advantage of the lack of consequences and slid his own arms around Spidey's waist. He squeezed him lightly and got a pleased little wiggle for his efforts.
"Thanks, Webs," Wade rasped.
A nod in reply. And then Spidey stood on his toes to put his mouth directly to Wade's masked ear and whisper, "Miss you."
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Wade does not love and is not loved, so he uses sex as a trap for temporary positive attention. It works, until it doesn't... did it ever?
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- Part 5 of ace week 2025
- Part 32 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
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Stop Dying On My Couch by Argvur
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Spiderman - Fandom
20 May 2025
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I dont even know man, will this be continued? hopefully! I dont write usually and no ones pre reading this so excuse mistakes lol.
Deadpool saves spiderman from dying in a ditch and we go from there, they fall inlove at some point. Oh and everyone HATES deadpool!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,524
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 20
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- 315