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Hxppxnxss by orphan_account for MadameExpendable
Fandoms: Weekend Update (SNL), Saturday Night Live RPF
31 Dec 2014
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Stefon and Anderson break up. Stefon calls Seth and asks him to come over.
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His eyes were closed with a script covering the top half of his face. As he mulled over the reasons why he still stayed at a job that was clearly driving him to an early death with alcohol and coworker related insomnia, one of those reasons opened the door. Colin couldn’t see Michael Che walk into the room, but he could tell it was him...
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- Part 1 of SNL the Season of Chost
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Finished
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Habits of my Heart by NerdyMariaMania
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live, Weekend Update (SNL)
20 Apr 2021
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The years before Stefon found himself on Weekend Update were some of the weirdest, and lowest points in his life. He wouldn't say he hated them, but there were only a few moments he would look back on in fond memory.
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The Story of Stefon Zolesky (Meyers), Saturday Night Live's finest hot mess/City Correspondent, and his life from 2006 to 2010.- Language:
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One of the best fics ever
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“Seth Meyers.” Stefon said accusingly.
“I know, I know- Just a bit longer, okay, honey?” And there it was. One of the patented Seth Meyers Domestic Pet Names To Make Stefon Give In.
Well no, nuh-uh, that wasn’t working tonight.or
Seth is overworking himself, Stefon to the rescue!
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trying to find a part of me that you didn't touch by orphan_account
Fandoms: Weekend Update (SNL)
18 May 2022
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"We can't date each other," Stefon protests. "We just spent the entire night talking about how fucked up we both are and how neither of us has ever had a healthy relationship."
"So we'll be friends," Seth offers.
Stefon gives him a disbelieving look. "You really think we can just be friends?"
"There's no 'just' about it. Being friends is good - great, even."
Stefon still looks hesitant, but after a moment, he nods. "Fine. We'll be friends."
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an unrelated series of prompt fills - mostly fluff, sometimes angst, but always happy endings :'')
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nothing is better than you by ambiguouslygay
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live RPF, Weekend Update (SNL)
01 Jun 2024
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“You’re Seth, Seth. You’re you. And I will still your husband even if you lose another 10 or 20 or even a million more Emmys, because no award, no trophy, nothing is better than you. You’re my award, Seth Meyers, and nothing will ever change that. I’ll do everything for you, even if that means beating up the old gay man who saw God at the Willy Wonka factory.”
Seth’s face crinkles, either from smiling or being in the verge of tears. “Oh, Stef…”
“You’re so goddamn dramatic,” Stefon quipped. “I love it.” He raises his own hand to trace his husband’s face and huddles near his seat. “So… tell me,” he says to Seth, “what do you want?”
Seth thinks about it for a moment before answering. “Well… it’s been a while since I’ve gotten fucked.”
Seth has a(nother) bad Emmy night. Fortunately for him, Stefon’s willing to share his.
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- Part 3 of Old(er) Fics
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Seth and Stefon's first Christmas together as a married couple.
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live from studio 8G by orphan_account
Fandoms: Weekend Update (SNL), Saturday Night Live
16 Dec 2019
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sometimes you just gotta celebrate good election results and a good show in a great way.
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stefon in a skirt can be something so personal
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something like the summer, kinda like a hurricane by rxckestrxck
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live, Weekend Update (SNL)
21 Jun 2020
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“It’s just been.. I don’t know. Too long. Very long time since I’ve ever done anything like that.”
“It has? Do you miss it?”
“Of course I do. I’m human. I’ll get frustrated sometimes, when all I have is myself.”
Seth paused. He couldn’t tell how far into the conversation he was allowed to offer. Offer to touch him. Make him feel good. They were facing each other on the bed, it would be so easy to reach over and-
“I don’t mind.”
“You don’t mind what, Seth Meyers?”
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not too many, just enough by auriole
Fandoms: Weekend Update (SNL), Saturday Night Live RPF
06 Jan 2022
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bill hader and seth meyers go for a walk.
stefon and seth have never spent so long in character. for seth, the edges start to blur.
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Flower Banshee by jaspuffin (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live, Weekend Update (SNL), US Comedians RPF
26 Feb 2019
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Literally just the guys being insanely horny and kind of cliché in bed (Seth tries real hard to top, just to make Stefon happy and shit)
this work was orphaned by @jaspuffin
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Cause I'm a Giver (It's Only Nature) by sethbiyers
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live RPF, Weekend Update (SNL)
02 Apr 2024
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Stefon usually gets what he wants if he tries hard enough for it, and right now he desperately wants Seth Meyers. Even If Seth is too oblivious to notice his flirting and endless hints, he'll just have to make it /more/ obvious.
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Stefon winds up at Seth's place after a panic attack and some conveniently timed bad weather, right where he needed to be to finally get Seth to dick him down.
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Stefon agrees to spend Christmas at Seth Meyers' house.
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Stefon doesn't know why Seth comes HERE instead of getting the better tasting stuff across the street.
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Seth grabbed one of Stefon’s hands and slid it into his hair. “What I want from tonight is simple. I want you to start off by fucking my mouth -”
“Jesus,” was the strangled reply.
“ - and after that, I want you to do whatever you want with me. Seriously, whatever you want. The only rule is, I’m not allowed to come until you say so. No matter how much I beg.”
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weekend update: quarantine edition by cherryicecreamsmile
Fandoms: Weekend Update (SNL), Saturday Night Live
22 Jul 2020
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in which seth lends his air time to new york's favorite city correspondent.
[i suck at summaries, sorry.]
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2012, Ogunquit, Maine by DragonbornBard
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live Sketches, Weekend Update (SNL), Saturday Night Live RPF
28 Sep 2023
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The Gay Couple From Maine's story, before their appearance on Weekend Update with Seth Meyers.
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Radio Nowhere by DITD
Fandoms: Late Night Host RPF, Pundit & Broadcast Journalist RPF (US), Weekend Update (SNL), Real News RPF
30 Mar 2022
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Formerly named The Trump Regime
In 2020, Trump won. Jon Stewart and his friends collectively decided that they aren’t going to accept totalitarian rule; a country in which dissenters are locked up in prison camps without trial.
Under cover of darkness, they rebel and form their own pirate radio station as they do their best to survive the Trump regime.Series
- Part 3 of Trumpstopia
- Part 1 of Late Night AU
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Chapter 2
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Jersey Devil by DRHPaints
Fandoms: Barry (TV 2018), Saturday Night Live Sketches, Weekend Update (SNL), The Gay Couple from NJ, The Gay Couple from New Jersey
24 Aug 2023
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“Ohhh, what the fuck?” Tony seemed surprisingly calm to find a stranger hovering in his home at nearly midnight. Tossing back the rest of his bourbon and not bothering to stand, he gestured with a gold bracelet on his wrist. “I ordered a blond.”
“...What?” Barry blinked.
New Jersey accent heavy as he chewed gum, Tony looked him up and down. “Aw, fuck it. You’re cute enough. Let’s go.” Getting to his feet, Tony shed his cashmere robe in one fluid motion, revealing a figure both intimidating and inviting. He spit into his palm without fanfare and stroked his flaccid cock, taking a few steps towards the ornate staircase. “You comin’?”
Mouth ajar, Barry stared at Tony’s nakedness. What in the actual fuck? He thinks I’m a prostitute! “Uh…” But Barry couldn’t very well correct him. What was he supposed to say? Oh sorry, Mr. Dinato. I was actually sent here to kill you. Put some clothes on and give me a minute to fix my gun, please.
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Hired to take out mob boss Tony Dinato, when Barry's gun jams, he doesn't know what to do. Especially after Tony mistakes him for a sex worker.