12 Works in Witcher Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
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In which Wilbur is a vampire hunter looking for his missing brother, Tommy. During his search, he meets Quackity, a fledgling vampire with an unwanted sire bond who may be able to help if Wilbur plays his cards right... and if he can convince fellow vampire hunters Philza and Technoblade to set aside their hatred for Quackity and his kind long enough to work together.
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Toss a Found-Family to Your Witcher by Makuahine
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
19 Apr 2023
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Techno-centric Witcher AU
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“You’re a witcher.” The harpy turned his head in a fitting bird-like manner, “Are you here to receive a boon for my head?”
Techno let out a huff, “Please, I’m not cruel and unsensible.”
“I’m not a naive baby chick. I have lived long enough to see Lady Death herself. Now, tell me why you’re here, Witcher.”
“I was sent to get rid of you, though that doesn’t mean I have to kill you."
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The Witcher Technoblade's adventures in accidentally assembling a found-family
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- Part 7 of Makuahine's SBI Stories
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“I don’t expect you to derail your life for my sake,” Philza said lightly. “Let’s fucking go, mate, I’ve always wanted to kill a ghoul.”
Technoblade, who had just explained how the job he’d taken wouldn’t affect Phil for more than a day and definitely hadn’t suggested his client come along, paused in surprise. He had his sword laid across his lap, an oiled cloth in his hands to coat it against rust and corrosion; Phil sat across the chamber in front of a scuffed, tarnished mirror.
“Bro, you’re paying me to escort you out of danger, not into it,” he said incredulously. Phil glanced over his shoulder and rolled his eyes like it was the experienced Witcher here being silly.
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- Part 49 of dream smp fic my beloved
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Phil backs away from the crows before him, and Techno can hear the way his shoes squelch in what appears to be perfectly dry earth. Techno reaches for him, but the crows rise from the trees, screaming as they coalesce.
Phil’s eyes shine gold.
Death curses cannot be broken. Techno tries regardless.
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Because I could not stop for Death (he kindly stopped for me) by hobbylantern
Fandoms: Dream SMP
15 Mar 2023
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The Witcher rides along a silent, stormy road. There are dark clouds ahead of him and dark towns behind. His mount’s hooves strike the stones, echoing in the absence of any other sound; even the chirping insects and small creatures by the roadside are silent for the Witcher’s passage.
Technoblade’s never much liked the whole imposing air he gives off when he’s travelling, but it is what it is.
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Everyone is a fucking mess by EchosLibrary
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Video Blogging RPF, mcyt, Dream SMP
17 Jul 2022
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“Geralt.” The behemoth of a man rumbled, hand resting on the pommel of his sword. Two children, a girl with brown hair and green eyes, a boy with blond hair and blue eyes, peaked out from behind the man’s form, clutching onto his blood-red cloak.
“…Technoblade.” Geralt said back, eyeing the man with uncertainty. Ciri and Jaskier peaked out from behind the Witcher as well, while Everleigh just stood next to Geralt in the open.
“Uhh, who the hell is this?”
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various unconnected one-shots of the DSMP Ensemble in the Witcher universe cus I'm a masochist
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- Part 4 of TWN: Destiny is a Fickle Bitch
- Part 7 of Minecraft
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Getting tricked into fighting a much more dangerous monster than he'd been hired for isn't unusual for Technoblade. If it were any normal kind of monster, he would recalibrate his plan to fit the new obstacle and overcome it, then he'd return to town and intimidate appropriate pay out of whatever sorry sod had thought they could trick him.
This, however, is not a normal monster, and now Technoblade's lost his vision. Sharp eyesight isn't all that makes a good Witcher, but he's never heard any tales of a blind Witcher before. Probably for a reason. Those Witcher who have come before him likely haven't been rescued by a child, either, and then subsequently become reliant on the little boy who wears bells on his wrists and laughs like the sun rises for him. He can ignore the strange occurrences that seem to keep popping up if it means Tommy can lead him to someone who can help him get his vision back.
If he comes to trust him along the way, then so what. He needs more friends.
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Friends in Odd Places by HollowFolk
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
23 May 2022
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“What happened to the elves deserving more respect?” Techno mumbles from behind the bard.
William turns around to meet Techno’s eyes. For a moment it’s just red and brown. Then William gives a sad smile.
“Respect doesn’t make history.”
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Five times Technoblade was surprised to make a friend and the one time he wasn’t. -
Delaying Destiny by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Dream SMP
21 Apr 2022
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Technoblade preferred this way of life. Keeping to himself. Slaying monsters for plenty coin, upholding his neutrality in a Continent riddled by conflict. But then he just had to claim the Law of Surprise. An ancient tradition linking him by destiny to an unborn child.
To Prince Tommy of Cintra. Someone worth far too much the trouble.
For a Witcher unbelieving in destiny, it so happened to bring him the very thing he needed in his cyclical life of death and ruin.
It brought him a family.
~ a bedrock bros Witcher au with no context needed
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destiny deceived me of everything but you by Anonymous for SolivagantStories
Fandoms: Dream SMP
14 Jan 2022
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"You're like a brother to me."
Techno pauses, completely freezes-- and turns, eyes wide.
Tommy's standing calmly beside him, blonde curls glistening in the sunlight. His arms propped up against the side wall of the little bridge dividing one half of the castle's gardens and the other. Everything about his stature screams relaxation, and yet, the words he's said bring nothing but downfall to Techno's.
or, bedrock bros but make it a royalty fic! honestly i don’t know lmao. they r brothers, your honour.
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“For the record, I don’t want to be doing this,” he spit.
“I gathered,” Techno responded. “I don’t want to be doing this either. I prefer to work alone. But, a job’s a job.”
Philza laughed. “Right, because all this is to you is a job, of course. People are getting hurt, can you understand that? Or did the poison they mutated you with damage your empathy, too?” Philza sighed, leaning back a little in his chair. “The only reason I didn’t protest my lord more is that I genuinely want to help protect the city from harm. That’s it.”
Or, Technoblade, a witcher, takes a contract and gets stuck with Philza, the lords advisor, while he tries to hunt a monster down that's been hurting visitors to the city crypt.
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The Angel, Father of Crows. by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
15 Sep 2021
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The Angel of Death was a feared and renowned Witcher, his deeds surpassing that of folktale heroes. But who knew he liked hugs?
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Witcher au bc im dumb and can't stop making AU's. This might be inaccurate to Witcher lore in it's entirety but go easy on me bc this is an AU and I do what I want /lh