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    After the events of Season 1, Tyler Galpin, instead of being locked away in Willow Hill, is placed at Nevermore Academy as part of his “rehabilitation program.” Needless to say, the students aren’t exactly thrilled about his presence. Least of all Xavier Thorpe, who, thanks to the new headmaster’s idea, is forced to share a room with him.

    Wednesday tries to ignore Tyler, but fails when the new headmaster comes up with another great plan: he wants Wednesday to be Tyler's tutor.

    Soon, strange things begin to stir at Nevermore. Students start acting even stranger than usual, and little by little, every trace of color seeps out of the school. Normally, such a change might delight Wednesday Addams, but when it leaves the entire student body hollow-eyed and soulless, she can't ignore that something is very wrong.

    Wednesday and Tyler seem to be the only ones unaffected by these changes. That fact alone makes Wednesday suspect him, yet she may have no choice but to join forces with Tyler Galpin once again if she hopes to uncover the truth.

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    5/?
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    82
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    Nico discovers he can use shadow-travel in tiny bursts without collapsing. It’s efficient, it’s fun… and it drives Reyna, Jason, and Will absolutely insane.
    Will, of course, worries himself sick.
    And when Will finally tattles to Hades, Nico is not amused.

    (Hurt/comfort, humor, father-son angst, and McDonald’s bribes ensue. Each chapter is a different oneshot btw.)

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Fun fact 1: Shin Naruebet hates Saint Thamnithit.
    Fun fact 2: Every day after class, they meet in the supply closet in the art department to release their pent-up anger in a more—decorous manner.
    It is an arrangement that has worked for both without a hitch. But when Shin starts to get little glimpses into the life of the real Saint Thamnithit, it gets harder and harder to pretend his feelings are just sexual.

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    English
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    16,716
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    82
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    7
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    Kinktober Day 5: Finger Sucking

    It’s Sam’s birthday, and he only has one gift in mind.

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    Alador never gave much thought to dating again after his divorce. With reconnecting with his children, rebuilding the Isles, and inventing a way to remove the Coven sigils, he didn't have the time. And if he did, he never would have considered Darius, his ex-best friend and sworn rival. But after Darius’s attempt to kiss him after the first successful sigil removal, Alador found himself doing exactly that. But, not at first. First was a game of wits, a competition of who could out-surprise the other. Love was war, after all, and defeat would come at a great cost.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    94
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    26
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    2,096
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    How a plain Jane from Michigan became the private chef to one of her favorite K-Pop groups and lived a life of dreams

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    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
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    98
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    Rumi knows that she can't keep meeting with Jinu so she buys him a phone so that he can use to communicate with her.

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    Chapters:
    17/20
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    287
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    Cassian finds out that Gangu has been aware ever since he took over his body. And that he’s could see everything he’s done. Cassian isn’t fine.

    Teen for the previous installment, and for the fact that you need to read it before you read this. (It’s way less depressing than the OG)

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    “Tell me there’s a real, very upbeat werewolf that told me to be my own psycho.”

    “Why would you want to be anything else?”

    Not the answer she was hoping for. But considering the lateness of the hour and the sleep-blurred voice suggesting she might have pulled him right out of REM sleep that was… surprisingly coherent as far as answers went.

    “You remember her, right?” she presses, because what she just got wasn’t exactly an answer. “She was real. A werewolf, but she always gave pure unicorn vibes and then I went and asked her for help because I couldn’t think of anyone else to ask and everything went wrong from there…”

    “And now we’re fixing it,” interrupts the voice on the other side of the line.

    “But are we? Is anything we’re doing actually going to help her at all?”

    A question she really tried not to ask herself too often – let alone out loud – and now here it was, out in the open.

    “I’m not really trying to help her. Just doing what I’m told. Your mastermind energy makes you really hard to refuse,” Pugsley tells her and that’s… another thing that might have been better off staying unspoken. “If that’s what she meant by you being yourself I think she might be… proud of you?”

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    20/?
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    Our story begins as The Doctor finds himself in London in a beautiful new body, ready to take it for a spin on the dance floor when he comes across Simon, not his real name, a human who has been masquerading as The Doctor for two years. Not feeling quite himself just yet, the Doctor decides to take the time to see where this mess is headed. After a trip to UNIT with the fake, he learns that the man not only has a touch of Time Lord energy, just like The Doctor has a touch of mascara, but there's something familiar about him.

    Also, his new body has a few kinks to work out, and energy to burn...

    Simon only ever took up The Doctor's mantle in the hopes of meeting... not him. He wanted to meet the previous version, and finds this one to be a disappointment. But after two years of work, making a comfortable new life for himself in this London, as a beloved figure in this universe, what is he supposed to do now? Go home? To what? To where? As who? A Swedish exchange student, sitting at home on his couch with his cat? Moving once was hard enough, and Simon hates travel.

    This story takes place more than 2 years after the events of Doctor Who episode 319b The Reality War.

    NSFW

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    A grumpy professor. A cheerful baseball player with a talent for terrible date ideas. And a Samoyed with a mission: get these two idiots together.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    (Everything. Absolutely everything.)

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    A group of Hogwarts students comes down with a mysterious, contagious illness. Hermione and Draco must work together to determine the cause and find a cure before it spreads further.

    A collection of double drabbles (200-word hopefully-stand-alone scenes) to fit the prompts on my Bingo card (Aurora) cobbled together into an overarching story.

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    English
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    9/23
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    320
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    Gem and her assistant Etho are researching the deep ocean on a mysterious peninsula as the village once there has been abandoned from an unknown cause. Bdubs the run-away painter sails to the peninsula, enamoured by the strange scenery. Together, they uncover the mysteries under the tide: ocean monuments, ruins, drowned, and much more ancient, primordial beasts. At the same time, Etho and Bdubs get to know each other well through charming interactions in painting, swimming, and ocean exploration.

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    6,118
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    They married for money, power, and mutual disdain…but love wasn’t part of the deal.
    Or
    A marriage of convenience turns into a battle of wills… and hearts.

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    73,675
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
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    345
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    17
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    jack gets to thinking about bunny's behavior, and finally picks up the courage to confront him after a few drinks. little does he know the position this will land him in...(you know where this goes. we all know where it goes. do join me.)

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    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
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    747
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    After returning to his eighth year at Hogwarts, Harry Potter was desperate to find some sense of normalcy. It was odd that the only place where he truly felt it was when he was arguing with none other than the supremely annoying Draco Malfoy.

    That’s not to say Harry liked him as a friend or even particularly enjoyed his presence. However, their bickering spats and their somehow intensified rivalry had taken on a less life-threatening and more competitive role. It gave Harry something to do, a goal to achieve, a race to win, without making him feel like he had the weight of the enormously fat wizarding world on his shoulders. Whether he’d like to admit it or not.

    He's only missing one thing, a life threatening adventure.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
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    11
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    Xaden is three years older than Violet in this AU, so they did not cross paths at Basgiath.
    But that doesn’t mean that he didn’t keep an eye on the rider that his life hinges upon.

    Making everyone believe he is a loyal officer in Navarre’s rank proves to be easier than understanding the woman he thought was just a miniature version of her mother that he loathes so much.

     

    Violet has done what she must during her years in Basgiath to survive, and from the outside looking in she is the most loyal weapon Navarre could have ever hoped for.

    Apart they are deadly, but together they are a force to be reckoned with.

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    English
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    55,849
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    97
    Kudos:
    301
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    4,064
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    Shota and Hizashi play a really fluffy, sappy, couple-y game of truth or dare... with possibly a little surprise at the end

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    English
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    4,055
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    25
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    Superman’s mission: recruit Batman for the Justice Gang. His problem? He’s a nervous fanboy.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    27,301
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    651
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    Set immediately after the Thunderbolts* press conference.
    Kate Bishop is fine. Totally fine. Even if she returns to NYC to discover three very inconvenient things:

    She somehow missed a city-saving event,
    The Avengers have reformed—without her,
    and
    Yelena Belova seems to be leading them.

    She’s fine.
    …Until a stolen hard drive drags her into an international mission with Yelena as her partner.

    Now it’s Paris rooftops, Yelena's ex's, Budapest car chases, Yelena in a suit, Russian winters, and Yelena's nickname for her. She is definitely not letting Yelena Belova take up permanent residence in her brain.

    She’s fine.
    …Until she’s not.

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    English
    Words:
    84,957
    Chapters:
    53/?
    Comments:
    317
    Kudos:
    968
    Bookmarks:
    128
    Hits:
    28,163

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