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    Born into a world of the supernatural and forced to segregate himself and his human peers from the supernatural creatures that inhabit Beacon Hills, Stiles grew up with the belief that integration was the key to a better life, thanks to his mother’s social work. Of course, that belief is only furthered by the mate mark he bears of his mate’s first words to him, something only supernatural creatures and their occasional human mates are supposed to have. Desperate to find his mate and carry on his mother’s work after her death, Stiles does everything in his power to unite his town, even if that means enduring dinners with Derek Hale, who hates him and refuses to speak to him. After a terse interaction, Derek finally speaks and the two realize they’re mates. Well, surely Stiles can still get his happy ending. Right?

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    “Derek,” Stiles said, heartbeat ratcheting up in surprise. “You…oh my God, what – are you – Jesus, come here dude!” And really, what else was Derek supposed to do except wrap his free arm around Stiles’ back when he lurched straight into Derek’s body and bury his face in Stiles’ hair?

    The embrace lasted two, three seconds. Then Elijah gurgled softly, a surefire sign that he was about to wake up and start wailing.

    “Holy shit,” Stiles whispered, pulling back and staring at the baby in Derek’s arms. “What the – what?”

    “Hi,” Derek said breathlessly.

    “Hi,” Stiles answered, still watching Elijah open his eyes and screw up his face in preparation to give voice to his fury. “You have a baby.”

    “Please help,” Derek said desperately. When Elijah started crying, albeit a little quieter than normal, Derek almost joined in.

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    In which Derek Hale receives a baby from a one-night stand, panics, and goes to Stiles for help...four years after seeing him last. Some things never change.

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    Derek Hale has always known two things about himself: He's not good at making people like him, and he's going to be his sister's second for the Sacramento pack. But when a random assignment leads him to be the new alpha of Beacon Hills, dealing with far too big shoes to fill and a new pack orphan that everyone listens to far more than they do him, he thinks it's his big chance to finally prove his worth to his mother. Besides, it's not forever, is it?

    Stiles Stilinski has always known two things about himself, too: Being the son of the alpha is a Big Job, and it's his to do, and one day, his mate will be the next alpha of his mother's pack. But when his parents are murdered, and some growly man with expressive eyebrows unwillingly takes her place, he's got two choices: keep glaring at Derek or teach him to man up. At least until he's found a replacement. How long could that take?

    This is a story about building a pack, finding a home and cuddling with a dog. It's mostly about the dog.

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    Stiles absolutely, most definitely, totally does NOT have a crush on Derek Hale. Not at all. He doesn't.

    He grew up with the Hale kids and saw every embarrassing moment along the way. How could he have a crush on someone he saw cry the first time they saw their beta shift in the mirror? Someone he saw literally almost bite off their own finger while eating.
    No. No, Stiles definitely doesn't think about his best friend's older brother like that.

    What happens when the opportunity to confront his totally-not-a-crush appears: the Beacon Hills high school's Valentine's Day fundraiser?

    Also known as 50/50 slice of life/teen wolf drama with a hearty dose of the Hales being a close knit family

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    Sometimes revenge doesn't have to be violent or evil, sometimes you just need to proof them that you're better off without them.

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    All works in this series share the same universe and overarching plot. You can read them in chronological order to follow the full arc, or read each one as a complete, standalone work.

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    "Enough," Stiles cuts in, voice cracking on the tail end. "Dad – daddy, please.”

    Both Derek and his dad turn toward him in unison, mirroring each other with a, “Yes?” – one surprised and paternal, the other smugly amused.

    Fuck.

    This is it. His final moment. He’s going to die of mortification, right here, right now. Just bury him between the frozen cheesy pizzas and the off-brand chicken nuggets.

    Carve it on his fucking tombstone: Here lies Stiles Stilinski. Killed by his own goddamn mouth.

    Or: One fucking glance. That's all it took. A bored flick of those impossibly green eyes and a gruff, “You’re blocking the keg, kid.”

    Gone. Absolutely, irreversibly fucking gone. Like, one moment Stiles was a person; the next, he was Derek Hale's latest conquest. It was kind of great – well, at least until Derek totally flipped the table and suddenly it definitely wasn't all that awesome anymore.

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    Set directly after s03ep19, Derek must give Stiles a claiming bite if he wants him to survive the Letharia Vulpina injection (as well as the Nogitsune), but what is he supposed to do afterwards with this new bond that exists between them?

    And how will Stiles, still recovering from the events involving the Nogitsune, deal with with the fact that now he's basically werewolf married?

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    This is going to be a massive dump file for all of the outlines and ideas I've had over the years for Teen Wolf. I intend to have as many fully outlined as possible, and plan on encouraging some adoption. Fair warning, Sterek loyalist, possibly Scott bashing, and the Sheriff's name is John. Anything that's fully outlined will have a full synopsis if one exists.

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    Derek tries to woo Stiles with geeky latte art.

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    The Alpha Pack is sent to Beacon Hills by the Magic Council of North America to see how the new Hale Alpha is doing and reunite him with Cora. Derek isn't doing well on the test the Alpha Pack puts him through and Deucalion is getting bored, until he meets someone interesting in a bookstore who catches his attention.

    Stiles proves to be more than simply a good distraction from his boredom though.

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    Stiles Stilinski is an angel and protector of Earth. Derek Hale is a prince of hell and a demon. Derek is given a mission by his father James Hale, a fallen angel, to turn Stiles into a demon by any cost.

    Angels can be turned into demons if they willingly kill someone, have sex with anyone or are sexually assaulted.

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    All of us know the storyline of the first season of "Hannibal"... but what if the plot was disrupted by a character from a different universe? someone who coincidentally ended up in Baltimore as a resident of FBI School? Stiles Stilinski from "Teen Wolf" is coming and I assure you that Hannibal won't be pleased about it. Can Stiles save Will Graham from being imprisoned, before it's too late?

    I'M COME BACK!!!

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    Derek doesn't always make the best decisions. Maybe that's how he ended up hiding out with a 16 year old kid in a dingy motel room. He should've left town when he had the chance.

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    When Stiles saves Derek from drowning instead of just leaving him to die and save his own skin, an unintentional pack bond forms between the two of them. Derek did NOT plan for this.

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    The first time they meet Peter is half feral, waiting to be sold to the nearest unit of hunters, most likely for slaughter. She is chained to a tree and about to be sacrificed in a summoning ritual by a group of eugenic druids. That is to say, things were proceeding as usual in Beacon Hills. A testament to how truly fucked up everything was in Peter’s life lately.

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    Imagine if you will: Stiles fucking with Derek and taking advantage of his lack of werewolfy powers... Stiles being a little shit and delightfully and loudly enjoying every little shortcoming Derek now has because he’s temporarily human. Imagine.

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    "Hey, dude! So, uh, is Derek with you?" came Scott’s voice, slightly muffled but clearly panicked from the other end of the line.

    "Yeah… What on earth happened to him?" Stiles replied, still somewhat captivated by the sight of Derek fussing around like a confused puppy.

    "Well... we were totally ambushed by some seriously irate fairies. It was wild! They kept throwing insults at us like we were the punchline of some joke, and I kinda got into it with them. Before I knew it, one of them hurled a spell at me, and Derek, being the heroic man he is, jumped in front of me and took the hit instead," Scott explained, sounding both relieved and guilty.

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    Y/N managed to survive the alpha and a couple of hunters, but when the Argents send in re-inforcements battle lines are drawn.

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    "When are you planning to arrive?" Derek inquired eagerly. For the first time in a while, he had his home entirely to himself for the summer. There were no packmates, no uncle, no sister—just absolute solitude. This freedom meant that he could indulge in the fantasy of having his pink, hairy booty explored by all the attractive men who were prepared and eager to fill him up with lots of load around the area. With his parents occupied on a business trip involving another pack, they would be at least two hours away with the travel time each direction. This window granted Derek ample opportunity to set up a rendezvous—or perhaps several—satisfying his craving for big dicks and cum.

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    Derek Hale was a stupid and very proud teen. He always regretted the words he told the one that was his Soulmate... That day was the day he threw away his chance at happiness while pushing someone down a path of no return.

    He regretted it so much...

    Now, at such old age, he lived a lonely life. His friends, family, and others he loved- he pushed them away slowly, and he didn't even notice it. So, as he died alone, all he wanted was to go back...

    "-rek, tell me this freak is lying and that you two aren't Soulmates-"

    He hadn't even come to his senses- everything was so weird, but when he heard those words, his entire being screamed and he opened his mouth to say: "Of course we're Soulmates-"

    There was only silence in the school cafeteria.

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