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    In which I attempt to write 31 one shots surrounding different characters from Baldur’s Gate 3.

    Officially starts October 1st!

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    Quick even on the wet stone shelf, Astarion skittered over and planted a hand on that fragile chest, shoving him into the wall. In lieu of speaking his disdain he hissed, baring twin rows of needle-sharp teeth.

    Stay, stupid.

    Oh.

    His human's eyes went so wide when Astarion did that, so wet, and somehow they were even prettier. So too did that fluttering heart kick up under Astarion's palm as brittle ribs swelled with heavy, heaving breaths, even as the rest of that whiskered face remained stubbornly impassive.

    A pleasant shiver coursed through Astarion's body and pooled low. Like swimming through a cold spot, the chill clinging in his wake. Something deep, hungry, essential within purred, so very pleased to see such a willful creature cowed, attentive, and in spite of his best efforts, afraid.

    The rest of Astarion rather liked it too.


    Astarion's existence is simple: eat fish, collect trinkets, and always listen when the master calls. After centuries of dragging sailors down into the dark, it only takes one fateful encounter to remind him of something long-forgotten: he was not always a monster. For day 4 of Bloodweave Week 2025 - AU Day!

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    31 Days of Kinktober Prompts rolled up into one fic.

    Professor Gale Dekarios is visiting Baldur's Gate on business to assist Lord Enver Gortash with his latest Steel Watch upgrade, but Gale is bringing more than his words and wit to the Lord's city.

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    Mackenzie’s week is going to end like a country song.

    Her sweet old man, a cat named Beans died a month ago, her ancient Toyota Camry is on its last legs, and she thinks her Twitch streamer husband Ari, who she supports fully on her dime, is cheating on her…again. Things couldn’t get any worse.

    When a handsome, mysterious stranger named Astarion Ancunin waltzes into her life and sweeps her off her feet, she thinks things are starting to look up. However, she didn’t expect him to take her wish to start over as a carefree aristocrat so literally. Or to discover the two men have secrets of their own- some of which are deadlier than others.

    There’s a saying that home is where the heart is- will she find it with Astarion, in Baldur’s Gate?

    (Smut chapters marked with a *, rating and tags to change as the story updates/gets worse)

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    Astarion and Miss Fortune agree to try out an ancient druidic mating ritual to gain Silvanus' blessing on their upcoming marriage. Astarion hides in the woods while Miss Fortune drinks a psychedelic tea that unlocks new sensory experiences for them, allowing them to track his scent from a long distance. But the tea has an unexpected side effect: it makes Miss Fortune unbearably horny.

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    When a flirty bard and a brooding sorcerer attend a moonlit party, months of playful teasing ignite into something far steamier. One dance becomes a dare, one touch sparks a fire—and by the end of the night, Faersi and Malis find out exactly what happens when tension snaps and nobody wants to stop. By dawn, friendship isn’t the only thing thoroughly explored. Frankly? It was inevitable.

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    Written for Day 11 of the BG3 Kinktober challenge from Bluesky - Pregnancy.

    At the end of the epilogue party, a very pregnant Eilidh (Tav) and Gale retrace the early steps of their relationship and indulge in some outdoor fun while they still can.

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    Carrigan Beltront doesn't care much for destiny or purpose. She has her friends, her work at The Rising Tide tavern, and her very own flat in a halfway decent part of town. What else is there? Then a handsome, adorably nerdy Professor of Illusion walks into her tavern one night, changing the course of her life and her outlook on dreams long abandoned. The attraction between them can't be helped, but can she handle something deeper?

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    Astarion's sacrificed so much and burnt every bridge to free himself from Cazador.

    Shadowheart steps into that void.

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    Gale Dekarios to many seems quite the complicated man, after all being a wizard, it is naturally assumed so. Yet realistically Gale is a very simple man now after the Absolute Crisis concluded in 1493. Now it is nearing the end of 1498, five years since the fall of the brain, and Gale has settled into his job as a consultant on magical items for Rolan and settled into domestic and spicy bliss with Minthara in his Waterdeep home, but there is one piece missing....until the night Gale decides to try his luck and be dominant.

    Question is if it is enjoyed is it considered backfired?

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    Gale and Tav’s relationship is great - they read in his magic library, have sex in an astral void, but Gale’s too worried about the orb to make their relationship physical.

    Tav still has needs, though. Needs are getting harder to manage by herself.

    As they leave the shadowlands, Halsin offers his skills to help them find balance.

    Together, the three of them heal and create something none of them could have anticipated.

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    You, Gale, and Rolan celebrate the fall of the former master of Ramazith's Tower. Its new master can't help but rub his victory in Lorroakan's face.

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    KINKTOBER 2025: (supposed to be for) Day 5

    Post-mission AU: Stellula stays in the Necropolis with the Undying Tyrant instead of returning back to Garm's Gate.

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    Umberlee presses close, tentacle curling around Abhainn’s sleek torso, scales shimmering wet under moonlight.

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    Kinktober Day 6 - Somnophilia and Voyeurism

    CW: Incest, Somnophilia, and Extremely Dubcon (or Possibly Noncon??)

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    Ever since he had first sat in on one of Caleb’s lectures at the Soltryce Academy, Essek has been drawn to the way Caleb holds himself when he’s sharing the knowledge he has learned the hard way. There’s a confidence in Caleb that comes naturally to the surface. He is commanding, methodical, and takes care that those who are present get what they need from him.

    Essek’s not sure he’s ever been more attracted to Caleb than when he first sat in the lecture hall trying to hide how he was lusting after Professor Widogast.

    Or: When your partner confesses to you how turned on he was to see you in your element as a professor, you work with him to find a way to recreate it via sexual roleplay in your magical demiplane wizard tower as you discuss and show the practical sexual applications of dozens of spells to your adult “students” who are nothing more than a Programmed Illusion.

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    “I love Tavitha,” Gale went on. “More than anything. And I know she loves me.” A pause. “But I also know… she doesn’t sound the way she did with you.”

    Astarion blinked. Then, a smirk, crooked and knowing. “Ah. I see.”

    “You pleased her. In ways I haven’t. And I want to learn. I’m a scholar,” Gale said. “I’ve spent my life in pursuit of knowledge. Why should this be any different?”

    “You want me to teach you how to fuck your girlfriend,” Astarion said flatly.

    “To please her,” Gale corrected. “To understand her. If that means watching you two… then yes. Teach me.”

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    In which Durge retraces his steps from the domination of the Elder Brain back to his awakening on the Nautiloid, and faces the many sins he committed along the way. Fortunately, he has someone by his side who is more than happy to remind him.

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    Bhaal’s face was replaced with Cyril’s reflection in the blood pool. The tiefling laid flat on his back and wept. A divine resurrection, for no other reason than to please him. The slimy little tyrant would live, and be the last soul alive in the whole of Faerun. The feelings of happiness, companionship, and lust flooded back to him, held back by the levees of disgust he had used to contain them. They would be together, until the bitter end of the world.

    Cyril gathered himself and stood, walking over to his lover’s corpse, Enver’s corpse. A hint of terror sunk behind his eyes. He had to get this right. It meant everything. He knelt beside him, looking at his crushed-in face and now stagnant stab wound. His hands shook as he placed them on Enver’s chest.

    Te curo.

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    Tav is graduating at the end of the semester. The only thing in her way is an anxiety disorder, and a mean history professor with horns. He's been teaching this subject for over fifty years, why should he care what one student thinks? He's never cared before.
    Tav navigates learning how to stand up for herself, dodging burnout, and trying not to fall for the teacher that pisses her off the most.

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    A sequel to a Passing wolf in the woods. Post a good playthrough of BG3 and Post Witcher 3, what might happen if Ciri returned briefly to the Forgotten Realms, remembered being there before, and met a girl who looks almost exactly like her? Well hopefully they'd kiss.

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    7/?
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