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Another dawn, another safe house. He stops wondering just how rich Hannibal is. It gives him a headache to calculate all the costs.
“If I may,” Hannibal stops him during his turn to wash. He’d just showered and is in the midst of pulling up one of his many pajama pants. The towel is barely holding around his waist as he looks at Will, paused at the door of the shared bathroom. “I think you’d benefit from a warm bath.”
Will frowns. “I don’t -,” He starts, all sceptical. He just wants to crash on a flat surface and hope all his aches disappear when he opens his eyes again.
“Please,” Hannibal interrupts. “Allow me.”
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An (Un)Wise Father by Lynlee494
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
27 May 2025
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When Matches Malone strides into Red Hood’s meeting and settles in among the new recruits, Jason Todd has never been more grateful for the full face helmet. Why was
dadBruceBatman here…?Then Jason thinks back to the gala and curses internally. Bruce had obviously figured out from their encounter at the gala who Red Hood really is, and has decided to… what? Taunt him? Anger flaring, Jason refuses to react to the persona that Jason himself had once helped Bruce to dress up as. Whatever this is, if Bruce wants to play dress up and look like a fool, who is Jason to stop him.
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Bruce isn’t sure what to expect when he walks into the meeting led by Red Hood. Even though his recent ‘rescue’ at the hands of Hood had Bruce looking at the new crime lord's activities with a fresh light, there was still the more pressing concern.
Red Hood had deliberately gone for and pressed the emergency beacon hidden on his belt. It could simply be that Red Hood had observed one of them using it. Or perhaps this newest criminal to Gotham just thought Batman was partial to the billionaire as some rumors suggested.
Or Red Hood knows Bruce Wayne’s secret.
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- Part 2 of Your Boy That Was, Your Son That Is...
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Nothing's gonna stop us now, oh-whoa... by GILDEKUKAMIJOU_3190
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
10 May 2025
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Just another day in the chaotic life of the New Avengerz in their tower.
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Director Rockwell Absolutely Doesn't Get Paid Enough For This Shit by ladyworld_astronomer
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
20 Jan 2025
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Rockwell didn’t have time to list every emotional adjective she felt about the day’s events, but if she had to pick three, they would be baffled, horrified, and fucking pissed.
Presently, as she watched the security footage of the laser hall, she was also incredulous. Two living corpses were fucking dancing through the lasers, completely unscathed. And they were taking their dear, sweet time with it.
She pinched the spot on her nose and sighed. “This goes off the record,” she said, “but I fucking hate these guys.”
Sonic 3 from the lens of a very tired, very overworked, very underpaid, very-fucking-over-it Director Rockwell.
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Panic at the Masquerade by Lynlee494
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
06 Sep 2024
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Jason witnesses a gala attendee sneak something into Brucie Wayne‘s drink. And it‘s fine, obviously. Jason is going to have a good fucking laugh and know he can continue his business tonight in peace with Batman out for the count. He could even go abduct the bird or set the manor on fire! He can even - he can…
...watch Bruce get lead out of the room by a stranger.
Fuck.
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- Part 1 of Your Boy That Was, Your Son That Is...
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dark roads can lead home by loveindirtytrenchcoats
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
21 Jul 2024
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He saw Mr Stark’s eyes widen, his mouth open in a silent scream, before he felt the pain.
A new bad guy, armed with technology capable of suppressing Spider-Man's powers, appears on the streets of Queens. Peter doesn't realise how much danger he's in until it's too late.
Tony Stark has no idea how he got here, mentoring a super-teenager he's not remotely related to, May wants some peace and stability for her and her nephew, Ned thinks this part of being Spider-Man is way less so not cool, and MJ just wants to keep holding Peter's hand. Peter loves his weird little family, and really, really likes his healing factor... when it works.
OR; Tony does a lot of watching other people hold the Spider-Kid, + a few times he holds Peter too (and Peter holds him back).
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A Song For The Past by Lady_Rubik
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Doctor Strange (2016)
29 Nov 2023
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Stephen couldn't do it.
He couldn't let Tony die. His heart wouldn't allow him to. Watching the man's life drain from his face as his son figure sobs and wife kneels right in front of him, Stephen's own heart cries out. This was how it was supposed to be, and yet, his body is moving before he realizes it.
The Time Stone levitates over his scarred hands and focusing his broken hearted spirits to muster every bit of energy left in him, Stephen activates the Stone to save Tony's life.
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- Part 1 of Our Song: Broken But Melodious
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Die With the Sun, Live Like the Moon by S0lstice
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Nov 2022
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Tony had only ever had one nightmare about his Ironman suit turning against him. Even then it had technically been his father in the suit, not the suit itself. Talking down to him. Ridiculing him. Telling him he wasn’t worthy of even wearing it. Fairly typical as far as nightmares go for someone with daddy issues. So when he heard his Mark 47 suit power up on its own behind him in the garage late one afternoon, there was a split second in which he assumed he was simply having another odd insecurity-fueled dream.
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Someone hacks into and gains control of one of Tony's suits, and for the first time he regrets putting a tracker in Peter's suit.
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- Part 10 of Whumptober 2019
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Taeyong's 2021 ends on a pretty sour note, but when he runs into a tall, sexy rocker dude at his friends' New Year's party, maybe he can start 2022 off better?
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- Part 1 of Prompt Challenge
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Itsy Bitsy Spider by MellarkandArt for kingdomfaraway
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Dec 2021
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“What,” Tony’s voice broke and he coughed to clear his throat. “What are you- no, wait, maybe first just, who are you?”
There was a long and awkward pause before Tony received a response from the lunatic stuck to the building. “I’m- I’m Spider-Man.”
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after Civil War, Tony aims to distract himself from the trauma by focusing on developing his nano tech, and somehow gets caught into a spider's web along the way.
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nominated for the “Best Homeless” and “Identity Reveal” fic in the 2022 Irondad Creator Awards!
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The Weight of the World by MellarkandArt
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
27 Nov 2021
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feels heavy even on Spider-Man's shoulders.
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Flash Thompson is a dickhead.
Everyone knows it, yet somehow Peter is the one that always gets called Penis. Everyone always laughs at Flash’s jokes about Peter, takes his side over Peter’s, likes him better than Peter. And if Flash Thompson is a dickhead and no one really likes him…
Surely one can imagine where that leaves Peter.
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- Part 4 of Art’s Bad Things Happen Bingo
- Part 3 of Art’s Unrelated Irondad & Spiderson One-Shots
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The Boy Who Swung by MellarkandArt
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies)
24 Oct 2021
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“I did not invent time travel in order to feed your fanboy fantasies.”
“But you invented it to help people, right?”
“Yes, but Harry Potter is not real.”
“In some cultures, we’re not real.”
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“The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches… born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies…”
“I was born in mid-August, but whatever,” Peter says, swinging into the 90s and shooting out a web for the prophecy before shattering it on the floor.
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In which Peter Parker is a Harry Potter fanboy and just wants to help a fella out.
basically total crack, don't come here expecting logic because you won't find it though my overall plot is pretty okay if I do say so myself.
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Sugar Sweetened Swill by Yarnforbrains
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Oct 2021
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Day 22: Flirting at Work
When Steve Rogers finds you in the breakroom after sneaking out of his bed, he makes sure you know there would be consequences.
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How Disney buying everything made Deadpool's shipping dreams come true by Olpgurl
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
23 Oct 2021
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Wade Wilson wants only one thing: for his favourite Star Wars ship to become canon. Now that Disney owns his sweet ass, he might as well see if Dr. Strange can help him out.
Damerey Creations Week 2021 Day 7: Favourite AU/Favourite Trope/Fourth Wall Break
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- Part 5 of Damerey Creations Week 2021
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How it Started... How it's Going by GeneCooper, PeterStark
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Doctor Strange (2016)
06 Jul 2021
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Dr. Strange's first meeting with Margaret Wilson and how their dynamic has changed over the three years they've known each other.
(Takes place somewhen after chapter 18 of Home is Where the Heart is... Will be confusing if you don't have some background. But this will help give some more background to their characters for the main story. This totally is unnecessary background work that I couldn't help but write.)Series
- Part 5 of Found Family
- Part 2 of The Strange Family
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Breaking the Cycle by Hobsonphile
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
16 May 2021
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One morning in November, Tony's honeymoon ends: Morgan enters her "no" phase. And as it turns out, navigating discipline is far more difficult than Tony's audiobooks make it out to be -- especially when you have daddy issues a mile wide.
(Can be read with the rest of the series or alone.)
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- Part 7 of Tony Stark-Centric Endgame-Inspired Fics
- Part 7 of Tony Stark's Five Year Gap
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Precious Cargo by Hobsonphile
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
17 Feb 2021
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Tony gets into trouble at the local Christmas market — and unfortunately, Morgan is with him.
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What this story features: Tony as an enraged, grizzly-bear daddy!
(Can be read with the rest of the series or alone.)
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- Part 5 of Tony Stark's Five Year Gap
- Part 5 of Tony Stark-Centric Endgame-Inspired Fics
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Three Cheers for the Great Outdoors by Hobsonphile
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
24 Oct 2020
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By the summer of 2019, Tony had fought terrorists, Asgardian gods, space leviathans, Hydra goons, supersoldiers, and giant purple aliens with delusions of grandeur — and had narrowly cheated death every time.
This story isn’t about one of those epic battles, though. This story is about that time Mother Nature tried to kill him — and how Tony dealt with the aftermath.
(Did I dream up this scenario as an excuse to write Tony whump? Why yes, yes I did.)
(Can be read with the rest of the series or alone.)
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- Part 4 of Tony Stark's Five Year Gap
- Part 4 of Tony Stark-Centric Endgame-Inspired Fics
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Arachnid by SoulWriting_Passion
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
17 Oct 2020
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Spooktober 2020 Day 15
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- Part 15 of Spooktober 2020
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Tell 'Em I Ain't Coming Back by MyMomIsAtFault
Fandoms: Firefly, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
02 Oct 2020
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When Serenity and her crew crash-land amid the wreckage of the Battle of New York, neither they nor the Avengers know how this experience - and the ones that follow - will change them. (It's much less serious than I made it sound.)