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    Even a Seer cannot foresee everything.
    When Sirius kills his abusive mother and goes to prison, he hardly expects to become a Dark Lord, kill another and befriend a third. When Rodolphus loses his wife, he hardly expects to remarry and find redemption through sheer spite. When Grindelwald loses to Dumbledore, he hardly expects to live another half-century. But this is a story of corruption and redemption, of Fate that surprises and Love that endures.
    This goes Siriusly AU in Marauder era and does not get back on track ever.

    Warning: not for the faint of heart. The matricide, murder and some consensual adult sex is fairly graphic, the underage and dub-con sex is barely mentioned.
    Warning 2: this is only funny if you like your humor Siriusly Black (pun intended)
    Warning 3: this is a work of fiction and wish-fulfilment. Nobody and nothing in this story is real. Apart from the quotes from songs and other media.
    Warning 4: this is a canon-complaint hardly Potter fanfic. In that I complain about canon and Harry himself is a cameo.
    Warning 5: there is a shitload of ships, motifs and characters. I ran out of tags.
    Canis dirus is Latin for the direwolf, a type of extinct large wolf.

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    Harry is now safely away from the Dursleys' caring hands and has been sequestered close to Lord Voldemort's side. He learns what magic truly is while keeping in close contact with the one person who means the world to him, his sister. Why does Albus Dumbledore always have to stick his nose into Harry's business all the time?

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    Harry had always been a problem child. He thought it was just the weird things he could do, or people being too afraid of Dudley to side with him. Until one day we was running from his cousin and found an alley to hide. And he met a man with horns and goat legs that turned his world upside down.

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    ‘I want to open it,’ Hermione thought nearly opening the book before stopping herself. “You cheeky book.” She tapped its cover. “Compulsion? Really?” Rolling her eyes at how stupid whatever magic the book had upon it was, she put it away in her school things and began sorting through ways of blocking magic. The new project had her eager and before long, she’d forgotten her boredom. Whatever the book was, it wasn’t common and it could influence the minds of those nearby.

    ‘I’ll get to the bottom of you.’ Hermione thought giving the book a grin.

    ***

    Tom didn’t know what this future world held in store for him. There were far too many unknowns and the girl herself, while not a threat directly, could certainly hand him over to someone who was. Excitement flowed through the soul fragment at the idea of a new high stakes game. The player was a child, but a genius, perhaps even one on his level.

    ‘This is either going to be my greatest triumph or most humiliating defeat.’ Tom thought, alone but not forgotten as the brilliant mind of his opponent whirled under her curly brown hair.

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    The war had ended. Draco and Theo were happy. The world was safe and the heros had emerged victorious. That was, until the Golden Girl began fading from view, disappearing from society, only to turn up at St. Mungos bloody, bruised and broken.

    The boys decided they would never let her feel that pain again. Not if they could help it. And the only way to fix it was to change her life. They would have to start from the beginning of the end.

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    Harry Potter is a baby necromancer who takes 'making friends' a bit too literally.

    When a snake tells him that he's a Wizard, Harry begins preparing for the day he'll be able to leave the Dursleys and join the Wixen World. But he isn't prepared to find out he's gained fame as the Light's Hero, and that certain people had been meddling in his life from the moment he was left on the Dursley's doorsteps.

    Arriving at Hogwarts, he confounds everyone by being sorted into Slytherin, but maybe the hat's right and he can make some true friends there. And just maybe by being the Boy Who Lived sorted into Slytherin he can start to convince people that Dark doesn't mean evil.

    Slowburn for the main pairing, sine they're only 11 in this book. Other pairings and tags will be added as they come up. Unbetad, all mistakes are my own.

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    Harry Potter was a highly unusual young man in many ways. For one thing, he was a wizard. For another - as he approached his eighteenth birthday in nearly three months - he was already a war veteran, had survived the killing curse - twice, had spent most of the past sixteen years as a host for a piece of a dark wizard’s soul, and had been instrumental in bringing about both the death of that dark wizard and the end of a war. He also happened to feel completely lost and broken.

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    Neville Longbottom is pretty sure he's going mad - why else would he have memories of a life he's not yet lived while completely forgetting the existence of Hermione's sister? Despite his mistrust of the mysterious puzzle that is Eleanor Granger, he finds himself drawn to her. And maybe, possibly, kinda sorta attracted to her. But that's not important; what's important is that he stops the life he remembers from ever happening for a multitude of people.

    Eleanor Granger has no idea how she ended up here and is just trying to survive her sudden, unexplained visit in the Harry Potter Universe. She decides to get the Boy-Who-Lived the help he needs - and maybe save some lives in the process. If only it were that simple.

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    When the current timeline makes Lady Magic ill and near to death, she and her sister, Lady Fate hatch a scheme to fix both the Wixen World and the muggle world by bringing together two of earth's mightiest heroes.

    For little Harry, being rescued by Captain America is the answer to every prayer he has ever changed to the underside of the stairs while locked up in his cupboard.

    For Steve Rogers, becoming a dad to a traumatized and abused little boy will open his heart to this new era he finds himself in and allow him to create the family he was too afraid to make in the original MCU. With a new son and a new love, not only will Steve want to stay in the future, but he and the Avengers family will be much better prepared for the threat of Thanos in the future. After all, with the defeats of Voldemort and Dumbledore alike, how much of a threat can the mad Titan be?

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    Candace Potts is definitely a normal girl. Then, a snake starts talking and her whole life falls apart.

    Kicked out of the Dursleys' house Candace travels to Diagon Alley and begins to figure out how to live a magical life. She finds out several secrets kept from her, at the hands of the Dursleys and others who she's never met.

    Turns out she doesn't even know her own name.

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    Harry looked up; vision blurry even though he’d gotten his eyes fixed magically. Moody’s staring at him with a strange emotion in his eyes that Harry doesn’t want to put a name too, not when he’s just been tortured by the man. Dumbledore stepped forward and Harry’s eyes snapped back to his. He tried to scramble to his feet, but his hand slipped, and he fell back hard onto the floor, just breathing heavily for as long as he could. Pure frustration built on his face.

    “Who are you? What is your relation to Voldemort?” Dumbledore asked. When Harry doesn’t deem him an answer, Dumbledore looked beyond Harry’s shoulder and nodded. Footsteps come closer and then hands are wrapped around his arms, drawing him up into a standing position, his feet scrambling uselessly beneath him to put himself back onto solid ground. He’s weak and he felt so useless as Dumbledore’s face took on a type of grim determination Harry was sure he’d see in his future nightmares. “Do it.”

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    Booted back into the past, Harry and Teddy end up directly in a war zone and Harry gets taken by the Order. He finds out that some secrets of the past are better left uncovered.

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    Harry Potter is dead
    The wizarding world is in shock due to the News. The chosen one, the boy who lives, died in a simple housefire. Dumbledore lost his golden boy, who should be used to defeat the dark lord once more. Now he is in need of a new chosen one.

    But the new chosen one hides alot of secrets. However, some things just dont add up ... And the house of cards built on lies, starts collapsing.
    All while being haunted by a self absorbed ghost. Who apparently was a former student of Hogwarts as well ... With one hell of a handsome face and one hell of a big ego.

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    When the future goes to the past and reads the books on Rose Potter and her story!

    Rose Potter x Amy Malfoy

    I do not own the story only Female Harry (Rose Potter) and female Draco (Amy Malfoy)

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    My twist on the Don’t Fear the Reaper challenge.

    Why is it a twist?

    Because it’s Hermione that has to fix the things going wrong in her and Harry’s lives.

    Disclaimer: I am not She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. I don’t own Harry Potter, or any of the characters mentioned, excepting those that are OCs.

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    El haría temblar la tierra.
    Haría sangrar a los que lo traicionaron
    Rompería hueso por hueso de aquellos que lo separaron de su Dragón

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    The Greek gods and demigods go back in time to read the books with the Marauder Era of Harry and Dhalia Potter.

    Harry and Dahlia Potter and the Philosophers Stone

    I don't own Harry Potter or Percy Jackson, only Dhalia Potter

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    Regulus Black is seven years old when he realises he isn’t a girl.
    Pandora Rosier is seven years old when she has her first vison,
    Evan Rosier is seven years old when he is first hurt by his father.
    Barty Crouch Jr is seven years old when his father gets a promotion at the the ministry.
    Dorcas Meadowes is seven years old when she first finds a girl pretty.

    or

    five queer kids growing up in the 70's, their lives interlocking. A story about war, solace, sacrifice and family. Found family.

    Do I have a beta reader? Yes. Am I still absolutely fucking winging this every step of the way? Also yes

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    Harry Potter was done with everything and everyone. Not only has his only friends abandoned him because he was, unwillingly and unknowingly mind you, entered into the stupid Tournament, but the whole school was calling him a cheater and a fraud! Again! Hexes and curses were being thrown at him left, right and center!
    After a tripping jinx that landed him on the bottom of the moving stairs and in the arms of none other than his school nemesis - Draco Malfoy, and the odd Slytherin boy from their year- Theodore Nott, Harry is offered the protection of the two boys, but there is a catch, of course.
    Well, lucky for the two Slytherins, Harry's got nothing more to lose and all the more to gain from their little deal.

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    When Harry gets lost in the halls of Hogwarts during his first year, he comes across a very helpful older student. This encounter changed the trajectory of his seven years at Hogwarts. He loses the rose-coloured glasses he'd had on pretty quickly, learns not all Slytherins ae evil, and widens his circle of friends beyond Ron and Hermione.
    He also realises that he has people at his side who would do anything to help him, so he doesn't shoulder everything on his own.

     

    This is the story of how Harry got one person who was on his side through everything, always, and how that might've changed his life at Hogwarts for the better.

     

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    This story contains a lot of original character who are a major part of the plot and fashion that isn't quite realistic. If you don't like this, I don't think you'll enjoy this story. Otherwise, I hope you enjoy! I have been writing this for a while, and it's become a bit of a pet project for me.

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